Guest BristolisRed17 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Idea for Massengo chant.... How about Tequila - The Champs but replacing Tequila with Massengo OR Madness - Our house but the Lyrics 'Sideshow Bob, in the middle of the pitch' COME ON YOU REDS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Surely just Seven Nation Army? His name fits perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I'll stay with you for all of time If I could, then I would I'll go wherever Massengo Way up high or down low I'll go wherever Massengo If I could turn back time I'll go wherever Massengo If I could make you mine I'll go wherever Massengo I'll go wherever Massengo Yea, Robberred is most likely right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I think people either have no rhythm or don't know his name. Not sure which. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BristolisRed17 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 So it's agreed then, Tequila - The Champs but replacing Tequila with Massengo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedo Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Han Noah Massengo Han Noah Massengo He drinks the jaeger He drinks the cider His hair’s ******* massive pinched from the england song about Harry maguire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BristolisRed17 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 @Greedo He told me he doesn't like Jaeger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I want Han-Noah what love issssss I want you to shooooowww meeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rich VFR Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Han Noah Noah... whatever will be, will be... he's too good for Thierry. Han Noah Noah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, Judda said: I think people either have no rhythm or don't know his name. Not sure which. por que no los dos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeCiderRed Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 To the tune of Kumbaya, My Lord Massengo, my lord. Massengo. Massengo, my lord. Massengo. Massengo, my lord. Massengo Oh lord, Massengo. No?? Oh alrighty then!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Latte Loyal Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Greedo said: Han Noah Massengo Han Noah Massengo He drinks the jaeger He drinks the cider His hair’s ******* massive pinched from the england song about Harry maguire I don't think it's appropriate to be using alcoholic beverages in sing a long songs thank youuuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Latte Loyal Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 25 minutes ago, BristolisRed17 said: Idea for Massengo chant.... How about Tequila - The Champs but replacing Tequila with Massengo OR Madness - Our house but the Lyrics 'Sideshow Bob, in the middle of the pitch' COME ON YOU REDS!!!! I would thoroughly enjoy singing along to this jaunty little number in the family enclosure. #BCFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Me waiting patiently for @Robbored to come along and thoroughly disapprove of this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Latte Loyal Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 New (and better) idea for Massengo chant: In the rhythm of the Macarena.... oohh lala la la la la heyyyy Massengooo, alright doo doo doo la la la loo loo heyyy Massengooo, alright And we all know the dance moves already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Masseng Masseng Massengo Massengo Massengo Masseng Masseng Massengo Masseng Massengo (Pissano's old chant) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedo Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 24 minutes ago, BristolisRed17 said: @Greedo He told me he doesn't like Jaeger swap for vodka en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 His name to the la bamba tune fits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
97Red Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Think I saw on the City Till I Die Facebook page, to the tune of 'head, shoulders, knees and toes' Hahn Noah Massengo Massengo Hahn Noah Massengo Massengo We stole the lad from Monaco Hahn Noah Massengo Massengo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jin Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 To the tune of The Whole World In His Hands: Han-Noah Massengo Han-Noah Massengo Han-Noah Massengo We got Han-Noah Massengo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, BristolisRed17 said: @Greedo He told me he doesn't like Jaeger He told me he likes Bacardi Breezers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BristolisRed17 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 24 minutes ago, elhombrecito said: Me waiting patiently for @Robbored to come along and thoroughly disapprove of this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornacix the Druid Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I'm sure it would fit the tune we had for Tammy. Massy massy massy massy massengo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I thought his name scanned quite well into this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Corner Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 3 hours ago, BristolisRed17 said: He disliked my suggestion on the other thread to Abbas Fernando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 To the tune of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” Haaaaan, Noah, Massengo, Massengo Haaaaan, Noah, Massengo, Massengo,o,o,o Hair like Luis and Sideshow Bob..... Han, Noah, Massengo, Massengo Repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Surely something could be done with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswoodactor Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I think I've got it. Tune to 'That's Amore' When your man hits the deck, please don't get too upset That's Massengo, When the ball goes out wide and he turns you inside That's Massengo, That'sssss Massengo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownendRed97 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Massengo wooahhhh Massengo wooahhh He came from Monaco He has a big Afro Massengo wooahhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 27 minutes ago, Davefevs said: To the tune of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” Haaaaan, Noah, Massengo, Massengo Haaaaan, Noah, Massengo, Massengo,o,o,o Hair like Luis and Sideshow Bob..... Han, Noah, Massengo, Massengo Repeat. Brilliant. Just change the third line to: Our won-der boy from Mon-a-co Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Just now, Curr Avon said: Brilliant. Just change the third line to: Our won-der boy from Mon-a-co Like the Monaco bit..... ”to Ashton Gate from Mooooonaco” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjmcity Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 7 hours ago, CityLew said: To the tune of The Whole World In His Hands: Han-Noah Massengo Han-Noah Massengo Han-Noah Massengo We got Han-Noah Massengo We got in front of each line but yeh pretty good tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjmcity Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Like the Monaco bit..... ”to Ashton Gate from Mooooonaco” Yup, that’s perfect! Actually fairly original to. han, Noah Massengo, massengo han, Noah massengo, massengoooOOOH......to B.S.3 from mon-a-coooooooooohhhhh han, Noah massengo, massengo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverRed Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 To the tune of Oops Upside Your Head "Han-Noah Messengo, we got Han-Noah Messengo" Sing it when he scores and all the players can row an imaginary boat like they used to at the school disco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Fjmcity said: Yup, that’s perfect! Actually fairly original to. han, Noah Massengo, massengo han, Noah massengo, massengoooOOOH.. ..to B.S.3 from mon-a-coooooooooohhhhh han, Noah massengo, massengo Good luck with any Massengo chants composed on otib...........you know, the ones were never hear at AG............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Fjmcity said: Yup, that’s perfect! Actually fairly original to. han, Noah Massengo, massengo han, Noah massengo, massengoooOOOH......to B.S.3 from mon-a-coooooooooohhhhh han, Noah massengo, massengo That’ll do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswoodactor Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 When your man hits the deck, please don't get too upset That's Massengo, When the ball goes out wide and he turns you inside That's Massengo When he slips Fammy in and it comes of his shin That's Massengo, When the ball's in the air off his f****** great hair That's Massengo That's Massengo!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardy Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes every time as literally everyone will know the words & tune. To Ashton Gate from Monaco. The loudest chants are usually the simplest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Oh Massengo He's a midfielder and apparently the youngest player to play in the champions league which is impressive and when you think about shows how far the mighty reds have come in attracting top quality players to the club over the last few years and I'm pretty sure that if you ask him who we hate he'd say the gas oooooohhhh Massengo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinny Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Panic on the forum pages. Panic on the streets of Bristol. I wonder to myself. Could life ever be the same again? That Leeds striker that we missed on. I wonder to myself. Hopes may rise in the Dolman But Hanny pie you're not safe here. But you run round... To the safety of the Lansdown. Han Massengo Han Massengo Han Massengo Han Massengo Han Massengo Han Massengo Han Massengo Han Massengo Han Massengo Han Massengo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjmcity Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 39 minutes ago, Robbored said: Good luck with any Massengo chants composed on otib...........you know, the ones were never hear at AG............... Your back ground in mental health always seems slightly incongruous to your position as wind up merchant in chief on here Midnight thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 8 hours ago, elhombrecito said: Surely just Seven Nation Army? His name fits perfectly. Let's just do Seven Nation Army for everyone and everything ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Notgetinya Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 40 minutes ago, Kingswoodactor said: When your man hits the deck, please don't get too upset That's Massengo, When the ball goes out wide and he turns you inside That's Massengo When he slips Fammy in and it comes of his shin That's Massengo, When the ball's in the air off his f****** great hair That's Massengo That's Massengo!!!!!! And if he turns out to be rubbish.... When the ball hits your head and your sat in row Zed......that’s messengo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 @Prinny clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedYoshi Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 If it’s not to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy theme tune, then I’m not interested. Someone’s got to set some standards around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 5 hours ago, RedYoshi said: If it’s not to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy theme tune, then I’m not interested. Someone’s got to set some standards around here. I had to look it up, all I could hear in my head was Red Dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weepywall Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 How about "what a waste of money" ......................... only joking !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 7 hours ago, Fjmcity said: Your back ground in mental health always seems slightly incongruous to your position as wind up merchant in chief on here Just stating a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 7 hours ago, The dastardly red said: Let's just do Seven Nation Army for everyone and everything ever Ooooh Benik Afooobeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 didnt someone post the most obvious chant previously for our monaco wonderkid, noah, noah noah, noah noah, noach 'han massengo' and repeat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Whenever I hear this sang...all I hear now is Haaaaaan Noah Masseeeeeengo Gotta be done surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 16 hours ago, Latte Loyal said: I don't think it's appropriate to be using alcoholic beverages in sing a long songs thank youuuu Absolutely. Until he is 18 can we all please refrain from reference to alcohol and insert "he drinks the vimto, he drinks the pepsi". I am sure members of this forum will concur that underage drinking is neither big nor clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 37 minutes ago, Mad Cyril said: Absolutely. Until he is 18 can we all please refrain from reference to alcohol and insert "he drinks the vimto, he drinks the pepsi". I am sure members of this forum will concur that underage drinking is neither big nor clever. My son is 16 years old, 6' 7", graduated from Oxford a year younger than Ruth Lawrence, and drinks 14 pints of Thatchers a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Corner Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Tomo said: didnt someone post the most obvious chant previously for our monaco wonderkid, noah, noah noah, noah noah, noach 'han massengo' and repeat... We need Labian quest to come up with a song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 7 hours ago, RedYoshi said: If it’s not to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy theme tune, then I’m not interested. Someone’s got to set some standards around here. Quite difficult considering that "Journey of the Sorcerer" by the Eagles is an instrumental, so working out a lyric to the melody would take a bit if work really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rich VFR Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 10 hours ago, Davefevs said: To the tune of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” Haaaaan, Noah, Massengo, Massengo Haaaaan, Noah, Massengo, Massengo,o,o,o Hair like Luis and Sideshow Bob..... Han, Noah, Massengo, Massengo Repeat. 9 hours ago, Cardy said: Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes every time as literally everyone will know the words & tune. To Ashton Gate from Monaco. The loudest chants are usually the simplest! ... this. Brilliant chant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Anything but Seven Nation f*****g Army. Let's have something original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedYoshi Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 54 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Quite difficult considering that "Journey of the Sorcerer" by the Eagles is an instrumental, so working out a lyric to the melody would take a bit if work really. Ah come on, instrumental melodies are just lyrics in a different language. Find yourself a Babel fish and get singing! (Didn’t actually know it was the Eagles though, thanks!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 19 hours ago, elhombrecito said: Surely just Seven Nation Army? His name fits perfectly. Please no - it's been recycled so many times for so many players. I'd rather we came up with something totally unique and didn't use that tune for anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswoodactor Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 10 hours ago, NorwichbasedWurzel said: And if he turns out to be rubbish.... When the ball hits your head and your sat in row Zed......that’s messengo Brighton sang that at Zamora didn't they?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 hours ago, One Team In Keynsham said: My son is 16 years old, 6' 7", graduated from Oxford a year younger than Ruth Lawrence, and drinks 14 pints of Thatchers a day. I stand corrected. Perhaps your big and clever son deserves a chant too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 1 hour ago, RedYoshi said: Ah come on, instrumental melodies are just lyrics in a different language. Find yourself a Babel fish and get singing! (Didn’t actually know it was the Eagles though, thanks!) Not surprised, it’s probably the least Eagles like track they ever made. My sister had the One of Those Nights album and I fell in love with that track (it’s about 7 minutes long). Hearing it being used for HHGG was a nice surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza247 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Rich VFR said: ... this. Brilliant chant. This is indeed a great chant and will sound fantastic with thousands singing it. If not we can always rehash the old Dele Adebola song... Doo doo doo it's Han-Noah Massengo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC81 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 09/08/2019 at 15:50, Hartcliffe red said: His name to the la bamba tune fits Do you know I have had that song going around in my head since Leeds were singing it last weekend! It does fit to that tune but didn’t know what else it could go with. One of the lads I go with said that Afobe could fit and started singing: Benik Afobe, Benik Afobe, Benik Afobe Han-Noah Massengo, Han-Noah Massengo, Han Noah Massengo, Han Noah Massengo Benik Afobe, Benik Afobe, Benik Afobe And repeat. Obviously you have to have the La Bamba tune in your head. I don’t think it will catch on but just thought I would share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riaz Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Han.... Noah.... Massengo! to La Bamba. your welcome Tried to get it going yesterday, but no one joined in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 To the tune of "You are my sunshine"; You are Massengo, our only massengo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Skin Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 10/08/2019 at 09:40, Northern Red said: Anything but Seven Nation f*****g Army. Let's have something original. Actually, that fits quite well to Seven Nation Army... Any-thing but the White Stripes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 hour ago, BCFC81 said: Do you know I have had that song going around in my head since Leeds were singing it last weekend! It does fit to that tune but didn’t know what else it could go with. One of the lads I go with said that Afobe could fit and started singing: Benik Afobe, Benik Afobe, Benik Afobe Han-Noah Massengo, Han-Noah Massengo, Han Noah Massengo, Han Noah Massengo Benik Afobe, Benik Afobe, Benik Afobe And repeat. Obviously you have to have the La Bamba tune in your head. I don’t think it will catch on but just thought I would share. 28 minutes ago, Riaz said: Han.... Noah.... Massengo! to La Bamba. your welcome Tried to get it going yesterday, but no one joined in It fits and easy to learn but it's been done so many times. What's wrong with using a totally new tune that no other clubs use? I don't understand the fascination with recycling the same old songs!? (Not pretending I can do any better by the way ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riaz Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 35 minutes ago, Phileas Fogg said: It fits and easy to learn but it's been done so many times. What's wrong with using a totally new tune that no other clubs use? I don't understand the fascination with recycling the same old songs!? (Not pretending I can do any better by the way ) Only suggested it, cos his name fits perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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