Swede Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 On 22/10/2017 at 10:36, Rudolf Hucker said: It was the Yeovil caller who made me laugh: "I'm gutted Geoff, you know? I don't know how the ref didn't, you know, award us that penalty, you know? It was so, you know, clear cut, you know, and I'm, you know, fed up with referees favouring other teams but not us, you know? I wasn't at the game, I listened to the commentary ..." Spot on; I must say it makes me laugh hearing 5hite like this. After the match listening to Radio Bristol the City fans who phone in always offer positive and well informed constructive debate. The Yeovil fans however come across as trainspotters, always wanting Darren Way out "no goes Geoff, where are the goes homing from?" (Goes roughly translated into English means GOALS) Unfortunately most of the sags that phone in come across as half witted ******** and some haven't even been to the match yet alone a toilet unaided yet still feel compelled to give an opinion "It was definately a penalty, Geoff, I could hear it on the radio, I don't know how the ref didn't see that " FFS! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 12 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: A Poem by Obsessed Gas who hates the shit..... Everybody's talking bout the shitheads Everybody's talking bout gurt Teds No mention of the faithful n true It's all about 82 Nuffink about the Gas Just the team that lost to Dean Windass And to top it all off FFS They're all raving about the Snake What a laugh when they lost against Leeds But now everyone's talking about the Sheeds They'll go on about it too for months ******* shithead *****! the bellend Fixed that for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Swede said: Spot on; I must say it makes me laugh hearing 5hite like this. After the match listening to Radio Bristol the City fans who phone in always offer positive and well informed constructive debate. The Yeovil fans however come across as trainspotters, always wanting Darren Way out "no goes Geoff, where are the goes homing from?" (Goes roughly translated into English means GOALS) Unfortunately most of the sags that phone in come across as half witted ******** and some haven't even been to the match yet alone a toilet unaided yet still feel compelled to give an opinion "It was definately a penalty, Geoff, I could hear it on the radio, I don't know how the ref didn't see that " FFS! Olly seems like the cleverest of them all and he must be about 12.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Thought slagchat might have had something to say about us drawing Manchester at home in the FL Cup quarter final. They will be jealous as hell and wishing us all the worst I'm sure. Which round were they knocked out in and by who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freezer Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 39 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: Thought slagchat might have had something to say about us drawing Manchester at home in the FL Cup quarter final. They will be jealous as hell and wishing us all the worst I'm sure. Which round were they knocked out in and by who? Yes, the silence is deafening on the gasholes forum today regarding us. Strange that. In fairness though to the blue few. They did narrowly lose to Wolves. But they're still not playing in the quarter final of the EFL Cup against a side from Manchester. We are. Nuff said. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 59 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: Thought slagchat might have had something to say about us drawing Manchester at home in the FL Cup quarter final. They will be jealous as hell and wishing us all the worst I'm sure. Which round were they knocked out in and by who? Certainly rather get a hammering off Utd at home in the QTR Finals than be nowhere ******* near it in any way, shape or form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Swede said: Spot on; I must say it makes me laugh hearing 5hite like this. After the match listening to Radio Bristol the City fans who phone in always offer positive and well informed constructive debate. The Yeovil fans however come across as trainspotters, always wanting Darren Way out "no goes Geoff, where are the goes homing from?" (Goes roughly translated into English means GOALS) Unfortunately most of the sags that phone in come across as half witted ******** and some haven't even been to the match yet alone a toilet unaided yet still feel compelled to give an opinion "It was definately a penalty, Geoff, I could hear it on the radio, I don't know how the ref didn't see that " FFS! Some bloke that regulalarly messages GT by the name of Wooster (Bertie,maybe??)......an absolute belter...I'll be kind and say "rabid". Half wit would only be downhill with wind assistance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 They maybe in denial mode on their forum, but on the book of face they are having a total meltdown. It's apparently City's "fault" that they drew Man Utd just so they could rub it in to the Sags. Anyway, Man Utd will apparently be playing their C string side in this Mickey Mouse Cup which City are "suddenly bothered about", and even though they won't be watching if it is on Sky they know the "gloating Teds" are gonna get murdered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 11 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Just Agnetha. I'm unsure whether Faltskog was her surname or just a noise she made. That was felchbog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky89 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 My Gashead mate has asked me if I can get him a ticket to the United game. I'm not joking. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 25 minutes ago, Clarky89 said: My Gashead mate has asked me if I can get him a ticket to the United game. I'm not joking. Certainly, that will be one percent of a Tilson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 They’re will be loads of Gas trying to get a ticket given the majority of them all seem to support 2 teams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 The thing with the 15ers is, you just know that if we lose then they will take that as an opportunity to mock us. Yep, that's #gaslogic for you, they can lose to the likes of Rochdale but then find it absolutely hilarious if we lose to Manchester. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Clarky89 said: My Gashead mate has asked me if I can get him a ticket to the United game. I'm not joking. I will burn my ST rather than let a 15er attend this game, and let them go and cheer on Manchester. Edited October 27, 2017 by The Gasbuster 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red34 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 18 minutes ago, 54-46 said: They’re will be loads of Gas trying to get a ticket given the majority of them all seem to support 2 teams To be fair, they have to if they actually want to see something better than a Sunday pub team... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red34 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said: They maybe in denial mode on their forum, but on the book of face they are having a total meltdown. It's apparently City's "fault" that they drew Man Utd just so they could rub it in to the Sags. Anyway, Man Utd will apparently be playing their C string side in this Mickey Mouse Cup which City are "suddenly bothered about", and even though they won't be watching if it is on Sky they know the "gloating Teds" are gonna get murdered. If you think about it, if they'd beaten Wolves because of the alphabetical order they'd have got us at Ashton Gate instead of us having Crystal Palace. Then if they'd beaten us like they're so sure they can, they'd have had our number in the draw again I imagine due to alphabetical order - so poor old Man Utd would have had to play at the Mem! I've used this to wind up the few Gasheads I know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Another one with a 'soon to be' gashead in the family (sister's son in law 2 B) He's a decent lad, watches them a lot and has a good wind up with me. Guess who wants a ticket for the United game? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red34 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: Another one with a 'soon to be' gashead in the family (sister's son in law 2 B) He's a decent lad, watches them a lot and has a good wind up with me. Guess who wants a ticket for the United game? I sympathise, half my family are! Funnily enough a number of them also like Man United... Already told them if I can't go (operation on the day itself ) then they definitely aren't! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: Another one with a 'soon to be' gashead in the family (sister's son in law 2 B) He's a decent lad, watches them a lot and has a good wind up with me. Guess who wants a ticket for the United game? An arranged marriage is an option. Edited October 27, 2017 by Rudolf Hucker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Rudolf Hucker said: An arranged marriage is an option. I'll just disown my niece mate! In the words of CJ, 'I didn't get to where I am today by having gasheads in the family'! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said: I'll just disown my niece mate! In the words of CJ, 'I didn't get to where I am today by having gasheads in the family'! "Ni ether Mrs C J ,or myself have gasheads in the family" ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 You can't be born a gashead if you only have 5 fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Wilde Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Clarky89 said: My Gashead mate has asked me if I can get him a ticket to the United game. I'm not joking. Yep I’ve had the same today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 If any of our fans got a ticket for one of those mentalists they deserve banning from City for life. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, steviestevieneville said: If any of our fans got a ticket for one of those mentalists they deserve banning from City for life. No they need to be paraded round the ground with rotten fruit and veg thrown at them first 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 9 hours ago, Clarky89 said: My Gashead mate has asked me if I can get him a ticket to the United game. I'm not joking. 2 hours ago, Nick Wilde said: Yep I’ve had the same today. Blimey, that gashead really is a cheeky sod. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfctim Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 9 hours ago, Clarky89 said: My Gashead mate has asked me if I can get him a ticket to the United game. I'm not joking. Tell him he can have one so long as he wears a City shirt and sings "Matty Taylor is a red..." all game. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Simpson Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, bcfctim said: Tell him he can have one so long as he wears a City shirt and sings "Matty Taylor is a red..." all game. And stands in the middle of the Atyeo while doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 15 hours ago, Clarky89 said: My Gashead mate has asked me if I can get him a ticket to the United game. I'm not joking. You must be joking..! Surely you don’t actually have a gashead mate..?! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gl1 Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: You must be joking..! Surely you don’t actually have a gashead mate..?! I have one too, actually he was my best man at my wedding. Made him wear a red tie like everyone else. He loved that.... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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