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10 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said:

On a slightly different note, had a chat with a Gashead yesterday and he was more complimentary about our performance against Man City than I was (I was being modest). 

I also heard Ian Holloway complimenting City on Saturday following the final result. This is however the same Ian Holloway that refers to City off screen as "******* shitheads". 

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On 28/01/2018 at 14:55, ZiderEyed said:

Exactly this.

Most rivalries in football are just because it's two teams in the same City, and they're supposed to hate each other. Very frequently theres little actual friction between the two sides. However, I honestly believe that they are the most sickening, disgusting club in this country, constant lies, fabrications, all while playing the victim. I'm not a hateful person but I hope everyone who frequents that horrible shithole they know as the Memorial Stadium gets leprosy.

For example, take Ipswich vs Norwich. There's no REAL problems between the two sides, they're just local to each other. 

Bristol Rovers are a tumour on English football, and anyone with 5 minutes spare to look in to their antics over the years will hate them as much as I, and almost every other City fan do. We're far from perfect as a football club, but I don't like having to share a City with them. Utterly humiliating that they even have Bristol in their name. Utter, utter scum.

Here are a few examples of why I'd be glad to see them go bust:

- Bids on Ashton Gate in 1982.

- Laughing at a club in financial ruin in 1982.

- Stealing Bristol Rugby's ground and generally treating them like shit.

- Burning down their own stands to claim the insurance money.

- Victim complex (evidenced by the MT situation. So pathetic it hurts).

- Racism. Not a rumour, there is a serious problem at that club with the far right.

- Attacking players through the goal nets away at non-league sides.

- Banning orders (We're not saints here either but I'm sure they're top 3 in the country? Someone will have a link to the article somewhere).

- Stealing from their own players (the watch and phone situation).

- Horse punching (The worst in my view, makes me sick to my stomach).

- Stealing from their own Supporters Club.

- Bare faced lying about away support. Utter fabrications again. Open bus tours through the deserted streets of North Bristol.

- Classless managers (Bus parades, Happy Days, Print that bastard).

 

But no, they're the family club, and we're the gurt teds, and they've always had the moral high ground becoz were faithful and true gasheads til the end. And The Mem is better than Trashton Gate becoz you can stand in one of the tents provided. FTG.

You forgot 'boob cricket'. A sport of sexual assault in which the plucky pissed up gashead, cops a handful of a random ladies norks much to the merriment of fellow pissed up gasheads and much to the disgust of the woman involved.

Note; if any gashead tries to grab my titty whilst I stroll down the Gloucester Road of a Saturday avo, you'll be shitting your own teeth for a week.

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17 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

That is so cringeworthy.

Can't wait to see the split pictures of their support at Oxford and ours at Bolton as evidence of how much better their support is.

I can only assume the 1100 at Walsall on boxing day was the maximum they were allowed because that really doesn't seem like a figure worth shouting about.

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3 hours ago, Septic Peg said:

You forgot 'boob cricket'. A sport of sexual assault in which the plucky pissed up gashead, cops a handful of a random ladies norks much to the merriment of fellow pissed up gasheads and much to the disgust of the woman involved.

Note; if any gashead tries to grab my titty whilst I stroll down the Gloucester Road of a Saturday avo, you'll be shitting your own teeth for a week.

Ah Jason lintern ..... slopped off to be a palace fan you know 

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1 hour ago, BCFC11 said:

No doubt going mob handed for the closest match they get to a local derby. As always they will no doubt be the innocent victims post the inevitable skirmishes, being the family club that they are....

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13 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

No doubt going mob handed for the closest match they get to a local derby. As always they will no doubt be the innocent victims post the inevitable skirmishes, being the family club that they are....

Quote from asschat;

 

Wonder if there will be any trouble between us this time. Been feisty affairs between us lately.

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2 hours ago, harrys said:

I’ve stated this before, there is hardly a week go by where the EP doesn’t have an article about Rover’s “amazing” support

Well they did try and run several other 'amazing' stories but none of the titles seemed to work:

Rovers make amazing progress on new training ground

Amazing plans for revamped Mem revealed

DC praises amazing level of transfer fund from Gas owners

Fan donations create amazing new home for retired Police horses.....

See, none of them work.

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1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said:

No doubt going mob handed for the closest match they get to a local derby. As always they will no doubt be the innocent victims post the inevitable skirmishes, being the family club that they are....

i can remember that there was frequently trouble when City played at Oxford.

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2 hours ago, Alan Dicks said:

This makes very grim reading if you're a sag.

http://european-football-statistics.co.uk/attnclub/brir.htm

So when they pipped us to be the champions of div 3 in 1990 they averaged 6.2k at home???!!!!! That is truly pathetic.....what was the reason for the boycott? The fact they played in Bath? It ain’t that far away, I know loads of City fans who have to travel further than that to our home games....

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2 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

So when they pipped us to be the champions of div 3 in 1990 they averaged 6.2k at home???!!!!! That is truly pathetic.....what was the reason for the boycott? The fact they played in Bath? It ain’t that far away, I know loads of City fans who have to travel further than that to our home games....

Badgerline busses back then mind, most of them were heading to areas where they could bait people.

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9 hours ago, Septic Peg said:

You forgot 'boob cricket'. A sport of sexual assault in which the plucky pissed up gashead, cops a handful of a random ladies norks much to the merriment of fellow pissed up gasheads and much to the disgust of the woman involved.

Note; if any gashead tries to grab my titty whilst I stroll down the Gloucester Road of a Saturday avo, you'll be shitting your own teeth for a week.

We are also forgetting their latest invention, minibus headbutting! :dunno:

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1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Happy 31st January Sagheads.

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I see LJ says that Matty could go out on loan today, possibly to a League 1 club.

 

Shrewsbury? Hat trick on debut? :clapping:

edit.........scrub that, he's having an op, out for a month 

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19 hours ago, myol'man said:

Quote from asschat;

 

Wonder if there will be any trouble between us this time. Been feisty affairs between us lately.

No doubt the Tote End Neanderthals will be out in force after Oxfords last trip to the Mem. Chance for some aged 50+ year olds to scare some teenagers....or worse!

19 hours ago, JamesBCFC said:

 

Didnt their home match against them end up with a fight at a pub and a horse being punched?

Yes, and it was a woman. If punching a horse wasn't enough once?!!!! They also popped out from inside a skip and bricked an Oxford fan walking up the road....or was it a Ted in disguise???? Hmmm....Such a family club!

19 hours ago, Welcome To The Jungle said:

If you add the number of Stands at Oxford and Bristol Rovers together, how many stands do you have? 

Not sure, but you have a fantastic "Car Port" at one end behind the goal!

18 hours ago, 22A said:

i can remember that there was frequently trouble when City played at Oxford.

You must have a long memory then! 

15 hours ago, Harry said:

Not averaged more than 10,000 in 41 years? How can this be? Surely that must be fake news? 

Health and Satefy kept the other 10,000 locked out Har!

4 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Happy 31st January Sagheads.

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Happy snake day!

2 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

 

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In T'Northern accent......"He headbutted the window the SPAZ"

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Afraid this is it chaps. We'll make do with what we have from now till the end of the season.

No big shakes, squad looks pretty capable.
 

Yep we only need 4 more wins to be safe. 

We’ll beat Shrewsbury, Blackburn, Wigan and Scunthorpe and lose to the all the rest. But we’ll stay up FTG!

 

What happened last time they played Shrewsbury? :) :) :)

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2 minutes ago, GeoTheCiderHead said:

Please can we get this bloke in on loan just to really p*ss them off

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Hi Man City it’s Bristol Rovers here . Who he says . 

You know rovers best fans in the world 

No I don’t. What do you want 

Any chance we can have a winger on loan 

:rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br:no **** off

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26 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

What are they actually offering wages wise. We all know wally don’t want to spend a penny. Got 400k for bodin and bought a nobody . No disrespect to the player. But a whole month and the dog botherer said 4 permanent . Judge me at the end of the window in his arrogant manner. Peanuts

Their best players are on £7.65 a hour, get any left over pasties on match day, and can hire one of the stadium tents during the summer holidays!!!

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1 hour ago, GeoTheCiderHead said:

Please can we get this bloke in on loan just to really p*ss them off

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The beauty of this is that against us, they played their best 11 including some of the best footballers in the world.

They won't even lend Rovers one of their academy lads.

 

Just let that sink in.

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Unbelievable and just typical of our luck. Our best players, as soon as a higher placed club come in for them they are off. No loyalty, just "thanks for the memories and for turning me into a star player from nothing, need to test myself at the highest level blah blah blah"

The lower league player we want to sign, if indeed we were ever in talks with Khan, decides to stay at tinpot poxy Yeovile to play in front of 2000 home fans, for a gibberimg, mumbling muttering **** of a manager, in a side embedded in a battle to avoid relegation and stay in the Football League.

We have managed to entice 1 Conference player this window, is that the highest level from which we have the clout to sign players?

Absolutely shocking if true.

HA HA HA

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And another.......

Rovers miss out on another?

Reports from the Derby Telegraph now that Rovers were one of the sides interested in forward Luke Thomas. The 18-year-old is now reportedly set to join Scottish side St Johnston on loan.

With Matondo too, if both reports are true, it looks like Rovers are in the market for loan players this afternoon - particularly forwards.

Darrell Clarke wanted another winger in before the deadline, could he be trying to bring in a loan player to plug that gap?

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2 hours ago, Monkeh said:

if you want a bit of fun read their deadline day thread,

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/11572/transfer-deadline-rumours-gossip-signings?page=6

Players rather stay at yeovil then sign for them or move to ireland because its a bigger club,

coming for us Tick Tock................

Thank you for making the last part of my day enjoyable, some hilarious posts, my favourite has to be This time last year we were selling our best player for peanuts. At least we're not doing that this time around.

We got in early this time and sold him 4 weeks ago!

Considering how dead set DC was on 4 permanent signings this window looks to be the most disappointing so far.

 

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46 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

The lower league player we want to sign, if indeed we were ever in talks with Khan, decides to stay at tinpot poxy Yeovile to play in front of 2000 home fans, for a gibberimg, mumbling muttering **** of a manager, in a side embedded in a battle to avoid relegation and stay in the Football League.

We have managed to entice 1 Conference player this window, is that the highest level from which we have the clout to sign players?

Absolutely shocking if true.

Arrogant w@n kers.

I don't blame that player if he wanted to stay at Yeovil, they're a bigger club with better facilities for a start.

Angry little Sags are starting to scratch their misshapen heads wondering why no one wants to sign for them? Don't these potential signings realise they would get the chance to play in front of 'huge' 8000 crowds at the Mem every other week? :rofl2br:

 

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4 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Arrogant w@n kers.

I don't blame that player if he wanted to stay at Yeovil, they're a bigger club with better facilities for a start.

Angry little Sags are starting to scratch their misshapen heads wondering why no one wants to sign for them? Don't these potential signings realise they would get the chance to play in front of 'huge' 8000 crowds at the Mem every other week? :rofl2br:

 

Thing is they might want to play in front of 8k a week. But not for 4 patio chairs and 300 ppw. Tick tock gypos 

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57 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Unbelievable and just typical of our luck. Our best players, as soon as a higher placed club come in for them they are off. No loyalty, just "thanks for the memories and for turning me into a star player from nothing, need to test myself at the highest level blah blah blah"

The lower league player we want to sign, if indeed we were ever in talks with Khan, decides to stay at tinpot poxy Yeovile to play in front of 2000 home fans, for a gibberimg, mumbling muttering **** of a manager, in a side embedded in a battle to avoid relegation and stay in the Football League.

We have managed to entice 1 Conference player this window, is that the highest level from which we have the clout to sign players?

Absolutely shocking if true.

HA HA HA

So that sag thinks someone who has spent £10000 on his entire squad,is  gibbering,mumbling,muttering **** of a manager,seems to me to be working miracles,I mean £10000 on his entire squad.

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4 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Arrogant w@n kers.

I don't blame that player if he wanted to stay at Yeovil, they're a bigger club with better facilities for a start.

Angry little Sags are starting to scratch their misshapen heads wondering why no one wants to sign for them? Don't these potential signings realise they would get the chance to play in front of 'huge' 8000 crowds at the Mem every other week? :rofl2br:

 

The penny has definitely dropped now for the Cadbury Heath lepers. 

Oh well, at least they can turn all of their attention to the disastrous plight of the 82ers as they prey in their locked out droves that we fall at the final hurdle (or preferably earlier) and then we lose all of our best players over the summer and it's back to another relegation battle for the Teds, and no doubt they will be coming for us again!

If the above scenario plays out I fully expect to see them crawling out from the stones that they dwell under to mock our failure whilst failing to acknowledge what a crock of shit their own club is!

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1 hour ago, Super said:

And another.......

Rovers miss out on another?

Reports from the Derby Telegraph now that Rovers were one of the sides interested in forward Luke Thomas. The 18-year-old is now reportedly set to join Scottish side St Johnston on loan.

With Matondo too, if both reports are true, it looks like Rovers are in the market for loan players this afternoon - particularly forwards.

Darrell Clarke wanted another winger in before the deadline, could he be trying to bring in a loan player to...........MIND THE GAP?

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12 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said:

So that sag thinks someone who has spent £10000 on his entire squad,is  gibbering,mumbling,muttering **** of a manager,seems to me to be working miracles,I mean £10000 on his entire squad.

And what a nice way to describe a man who fought back from near death and still has mental and physical scars from a terrible car crash. You stay classy Gasheads....

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1 minute ago, wendyredredrobin said:

The problem is that the sags are offering peanuts in wages and when they see the ground, they think they are jouning a circus.

As if the mud wouldn't be enough to put them off.

I tell ee, they are goin down.

Not this season sadly.

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Reality has dawned for one gas head (baggins) at least!

Afraid this is it chaps. We'll make do with what we have from now till the end of the season.
No big shakes, squad looks pretty capable.
Yep we only need 4 more wins to be safe. 
We’ll beat Shrewsbury, Blackburn, Wigan and Scunthorpe and lose to the all the rest. But we’ll stay up FTG!

And that's been our goal since we got into L1.

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Its an old saying and most people don't generally believe it but they could actually be a club that couldn't afford to be promoted.

The increased costs of being a championship side plus the start of the three year countdown clock to switch to an all seater stadium would be extremely difficult if not impossible to budget for when you look at gates of a maximum of 12k.

 

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@Aizoon clearly you've trained Horace well

 

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