wendyredredrobin Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 (edited) I see they have announced their season ticket prices for next year. 7% increase may be too much to bear for some of them and their season card fanbase may drop below the meagre 5k they have at the moment. Imagine having to spend all that money to sit in a bloody tent every other week with a dirty bunch of hobos watching a convict and wife beater managing that load of dross. Anyone know how many of them manage to get in on each ticket nowadays? Edited February 28, 2023 by wendyredredrobin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Simpson Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 24 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: I see they have announced their season ticket prices for next year. 7% increase may be too much to bear for some of them and their season card fanbase may drop below the meagre 5k they have at the moment. Imagine having to spend all that money to sit in a bloody tent every other week with a dirty bunch of hobos watching a convict and wife beater managing that load of dross. Anyone know how many of them manage to get in on each ticket nowadays? Sit? Not many of them can do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 15 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: Imagine having to spend all that money to sit in a bloody tent every other week Excuse me, ahem, have you failed to hear the proclamation of the Cockwork Gorringe: “there will be NO temporary structures at the Mem next season” (provided of course that within 6 months they get plans drawn up, costed and agreed, gain planning permission, select contractors, clear the area, build the new structures, run safety tests and gain licenses). So maybe just a few tents then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 33 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: I see they have announced their season ticket prices for next year. 7% increase may be too much to bear for some of them and their season card fanbase may drop below the meagre 5k they have at the moment. Imagine having to spend all that money to sit in a bloody tent every other week with a dirty bunch of hobos watching a convict and wife beater managing that load of dross. Anyone know how many of them manage to get in on each ticket nowadays? Has Dave on the disabled gate increased his prices to reflect the official price rise, or would the faffing with change be a hindrance to the necessary ‘swift’ transaction? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 To be fair the costings are all worked out. 7% = add Row M to the 4 man tent plus Championship ready drainage to take away the water from the leaking Championship ready sprinklers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 3 hours ago, cidercity1987 said: Where does the nickname even come from? Gasheads makes total sense but what's the background to shitheads They were called gasheads by us from 75, they replied by calling us s***heads, that's basically it, a work of genius really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 6 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: There are bylaws about polluting the water, Rudolf. good ending i think,far more likely to catch a terminal illness touching one of that lot than the saggy would get from a dip in the docks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 No sign of Sadass Gas then? Perhaps even he realizes the difference between Manchester City and Boreham wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 “Just like Manchester, your city is blue” - pissed myself laughing. They’ve clearly never had the ‘pleasure’ of visiting the Mem! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight. What has Wally ever given them ? A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickolas Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 51 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said: They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight. What has Wally ever given them ? A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ? They had new curtains in their supporters club bar tbf. And the promise of tin roofs instead of tents next season. What a prospect from the fake Sheikh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said: “Just like Manchester, your city is blue” - pissed myself laughing. They’ve clearly never had the ‘pleasure’ of visiting the Mem! That song , sung by our lot at Etihad could be heard in the center of Manchester ! (er, RED obviously ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 3 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight. What has Wally ever given them ? A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ? Gap-tain Gash got a new shirt apparently! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 12 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: Best to stop calling them gasheads; as they like the term “Assheads” is far more appropriate. Agreed, we never really call them that any more. Take your pick from the following:- Gastards, Gassholes, Laughable Gash, Sags, Slags, C***s, Scum, 15ers, Blue Few, Scum, Overdrawn and Quartered, Rent Boys, Mouldy Battenberg Shite, Tote Scrotes, BeastVile Wanderers, Skeletor’s Chicken Hutch XI, Gappers, Whorefield nonleaguers, Cureton’s Babes, FA Trophy First Round Runners Up, Pisspoorial Mounders, ScumBarton’s Skoal Ar*e Bandits, BarrowHitchenCheshamBorehamWoodBraintreeAltrinchamBathBarnetMyF**kingSides, Oh, did I mention C***s? Sorry, feeling devoid of inspiration. 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 Down to 15th after last night’s games, think their “playoff push” is a local media fantasy. Not sure those “we’re swapping divisions” posts from a few on here have aged too well, either. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattjb Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 9 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight. What has Wally ever given them ? A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ? They do get given something free for supporting that shower of shite - bitterness and embarrassment for starters 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 9 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight. What has Wally ever given them ? A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ? “Haha look at them with their free, decent quality scarfs, in their decent quality sold out Stadium, with in date crisps and Premiership level facilities” 4 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 46 minutes ago, GrahamC said: Down to 15th after last night’s games, think their “playoff push” is a local media fantasy. Not sure those “we’re swapping divisions” posts from a few on here have aged too well, either. 18 points behind Barnsley in 6th who have two games in hand, the mental gymnastics you would have to go through to make that a mathematical possibility would strain Rachel Riley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 9 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight. What has Wally ever given them ? A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ? There is literally nothing they can take the piss out of us for. Behind us in absolutely everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 6 hours ago, WessexPest said: Agreed, we never really call them that any more. Take your pick from the following:- Gastards, Gassholes, Laughable Gash, Sags, Slags, C***s, Scum, 15ers, Blue Few, Scum, Overdrawn and Quartered, Rent Boys, Mouldy Battenberg Shite, Tote Scrotes, BeastVile Wanderers, Skeletor’s Chicken Hutch XI, Gappers, Whorefield nonleaguers, Cureton’s Babes, FA Trophy First Round Runners Up, Pisspoorial Mounders, ScumBarton’s Skoal Ar*e Bandits, BarrowHitchenCheshamBorehamWoodBraintreeAltrinchamBathBarnetMyF**kingSides, Oh, did I mention C***s? Sorry, feeling devoid of inspiration. I have to be honest - Mouldy Battenberg Shite made me laugh out loud! I do like that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 6 hours ago, WessexPest said: Agreed, we never really call them that any more. Take your pick from the following:- Gastards, Gassholes, Laughable Gash, Sags, Slags, C***s, Scum, 15ers, Blue Few, Scum, Overdrawn and Quartered, Rent Boys, Mouldy Battenberg Shite, Tote Scrotes, BeastVile Wanderers, Skeletor’s Chicken Hutch XI, Gappers, Whorefield nonleaguers, Cureton’s Babes, FA Trophy First Round Runners Up, Pisspoorial Mounders, ScumBarton’s Skoal Ar*e Bandits, BarrowHitchenCheshamBorehamWoodBraintreeAltrinchamBathBarnetMyF**kingSides, Oh, did I mention C***s? Sorry, feeling devoid of inspiration. Boob Cricket Internationals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 11 hours ago, WessexPest said: Agreed, we never really call them that any more. Take your pick from the following:- Gastards, Gassholes, Laughable Gash, Sags, Slags, C***s, Scum, 15ers, Blue Few, Scum, Overdrawn and Quartered, Rent Boys, Mouldy Battenberg Shite, Tote Scrotes, BeastVile Wanderers, Skeletor’s Chicken Hutch XI, Gappers, Whorefield nonleaguers, Cureton’s Babes, FA Trophy First Round Runners Up, Pisspoorial Mounders, ScumBarton’s Skoal Ar*e Bandits, BarrowHitchenCheshamBorehamWoodBraintreeAltrinchamBathBarnetMyF**kingSides, Oh, did I mention C***s? Sorry, feeling devoid of inspiration. You missed the most important one of all..... TINPOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 15 hours ago, nickolas said: They had new curtains in their supporters club bar tbf. And the promise of tin roofs instead of tents next season. What a prospect from the fake Sheikh!! No no no! They had their curtains professionally cleaned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Port Said Red said: 18 points behind Barnsley in 6th who have two games in hand, the mental gymnastics you would have to go through to make that a mathematical possibility would strain Rachel Riley. I had a dream of that once.............................................. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 Just in case anyone had forgotten what a nice honest boy Joey Bag is , from the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Just in case anyone had forgotten what a nice honest boy Joey Bag is , from the BBC. Joey won £10K when he bet that his punishment would be reduced by 5 months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Just in case anyone had forgotten what a nice honest boy Joey Bag is , from the BBC. I wonder what odds he got on Rovers not making the playoffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 10 hours ago, GrahamC said: Down to 15th after last night’s games, think their “playoff push” is a local media fantasy. Not sure those “we’re swapping divisions” posts from a few on here have aged too well, either. And lots of them on social media boasting about being above Portsmouth after King Joe’s comments on them. Oh dear oh dear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuffle Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 (edited) I came out from the game and finally got a signal up by the Lions to see a Gas bloke in the gym who says he never tweets about us had sent 5 tweets from City giving scarfs to build atmosphere to Get in to every goal. This bloke who never tweets about us but has in the past month tweeted about Scott’s valuation being too high & we are deluded with his value, Why didn’t Mehmeti go to a non relegation threatened team, to what a mess our new kit is & our inability to sell out home games This bloke swears blind he doesn’t care about us but he cannot hide the jealousy & it’s bloody brilliant. Edited March 1, 2023 by Shuffle 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 I saw a sag fan from school waving his City scarf on the telly last night 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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