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14 hours ago, Wealwayseatcheese said:

Few hours back from doing a couple of games in Dublin. Shamrock Rovers are well into building their latest stand behind the goal, going to hold around 3k. Permanent structure not pack up and move. Ground capacity bigger than the 6th richest club in England. Oh and Shamrock had planning before they started. ??

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They play in Tallaght quite a long way out of town, i watched them when they played in Galway a couple of years ago, their fans invaded the pitch when they scored a late winner letting off loads of pyros !!! 

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16 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said:

Of course, that's why their fans call it the Dead End.

I believe they named it in recognition of your club's future prospects.

OK, I admit there is a problem.

Yesterday the new majority owner of Dwane Sports Ltd was inspecting progress at the south end of the ground when the investment inexplicably slipped out of his back pocket and fell into one of the piling holes. Despite strenuous efforts made by our team of retired maintenance staff the investment has yet to be recovered and concerns are mounting that at such depths it could have completely imploded.

 

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15 minutes ago, bert tann said:

OK, I admit there is a problem.

Yesterday the new majority owner of Dwane Sports Ltd was inspecting progress at the south end of the ground when the investment inexplicably slipped out of his back pocket and fell into one of the piling holes. Despite strenuous efforts made by our team of retired maintenance staff the investment has yet to be recovered and concerns are mounting that at such depths it could have completely imploded.

 

Are you going to sell the coal that has been removed by the piling rigs?

Energy prices will start to rise soon.

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12 minutes ago, The hand of RO'D said:

If you honestly think this bloke was being serious you need to have a look at yourselves. He was quite clearly having a laugh.

I don't think it really matters. He still made himself look an absolute (now well publicised) bell end...

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2 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

It is a very nice flag, but why would somebody go to that time, effort and expense to get it made without first checking there/their/they’re spelling?

More to the point - surely even the densest, most inbred Slag knows their team name doesn’t contain an apostrophe!

Perhaps that’s why they’ve got “City” on the sleeves of their shirts now - can’t go wrong with just four letters. Expand it out, and it could be a teachable moment about where to use and omit apostrophes:-

e.g. “Bristol Rovers haven’t been good enough to compete in Bristol City’s division since the early 2000s.”

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8 hours ago, WessexPest said:

More to the point - surely even the densest, most inbred Slag knows their team name doesn’t contain an apostrophe!

Perhaps that’s why they’ve got “City” on the sleeves of their shirts now - can’t go wrong with just four letters. Expand it out, and it could be a teachable moment about where to use and omit apostrophes:-

e.g. “Bristol Rovers haven’t been good enough to compete in Bristol City’s division since the early 2000s.”

Bristol Rovers haven't been good enough to compete in Bristol City's division since 1993.

30 years.

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