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3 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said:

Given his age, (they do like signing pensioners), Martin is now almost immobile.

In his twilight years, he tends to stand around a lot, watching, as the game passes by.

Maybe he will be unveiled as their new stand. The Chris Martin Stand.

If he signs for them, he'll get some stick.

Probably a walking stick. 

Any more pensioner signings and it'll be hard to accuse them of being OAPless. 

I was also told that he was the single most negative influence on the dressing room. The City players were dumbfounded when he was made captain at QPR. ?

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8 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

Ninth line down.

Yeah, right.

What . a . f*****g pr1ck

 

 

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8 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

Ninth line down.

Yeah, right.

What . a . f*****g pr1ck

 

 

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I read it as more as sort of a throw away comment a father might make to his six year old son.

Reading his post, I thought he came across as quite a warm character, rather than your description.

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41 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

Ninth line down.

Yeah, right.

What . a . f*****g pr1ck

 

 

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Another observation...

The father took his son to watch Rovers, even though he was pompey fan, taking him all the way over to Bath to do it. This flies in the face of all reasonable logic (apart from #GasLogic) there is no reason to not think... 'surely he would have been loyal to Pompey, and taken his son there'. Unless of course, Pompey fans are 'like those pesky 82ers and aren't remotely loyal'.

I'll wager that the poster has aspirations to repair laptops.

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49 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

Ninth line down.

Yeah, right.

What . a . f*****g pr1ck

 

 

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You do tend to hear these stories regarding the Gas. It doesn't happen with us, who have a much larger fanbase because everyone telling the romantic story "support the City son because the Gas are a bunch of bullshitting, lying, corrupt and criminal *****" doesn't quite have the same ring to it...........

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24 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

****** brilliant........... Russian Doll stand !

First thing that came to mind !

Embarassingly tinpot :clapping:

8 minutes ago, Numero Uno said:

You do tend to hear these stories regarding the Gas. It doesn't happen with us, who have a much larger fanbase because everyone telling the romantic story "support the City son because the Gas are a bunch of bullshitting, lying, corrupt and criminal *****" doesn't quite have the same ring to it...........

But at least its true.

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31 minutes ago, petehinton said:

Jesus fkin wept…..

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It's hard to tell from the crap "fag packet" sketches provided in the planning permission documents. But it definitely looks a lot bigger than what was proposed. Here's hoping the planning committee don't appreciate being given the bird (metaphorically speaking) and ask them to tear it down.

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2 hours ago, petehinton said:

Jesus fkin wept…..

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I have never seen anything like it. The temporary stand within the temporary stand. The warm up goal position lining up with the mini stand seems to add to the visual disturbance inside the brain, as though the ball boys could have a kick about when the ball is up the other end during the match. This photo will probably trigger migraines for some people.

Those pillars.......are we sure this is a football stand and not another IKEA?

As for the size of it, I would say it looks way bigger than the diagrams submitted. There may be accurate dimensions in the written info but the pictures are inaccurate. They may need a new hack saw.....

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