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2 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said:

It appears there was terrible flooding in the Horfield area last night.

Wessex Water say the local drainage system was overwhelmed by an avalanche of tears (and apparently out-of-date Fanta) sometime after 9.30pm.

Such a shame.

"Don't cry for me Irene-tina"

Sorry Joe,I live in Horfield and there was no avalanche……………….it was a tsunami 😂

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2 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

There has been some discussion about naming rights for the new 'stand'.

If anyone knows any big businesses that would like to sponsor the stand I suggest they get in early to avoid the rush.

Honest Bill’s Scrap Metal 

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15 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Funnily enough I thought the same earlier and tried to post a link to the YouTube vid of that wind up call but failed.

Price I up a chicken hutch boss. 
ive told you twice , it’s me Neymarrrr!

Still a classic!

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11 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said:

Sorry Joe,I live in Horfield and there was no avalanche……………….it was a tsunami 😂

You do realise that when (not if) the Rags go out of existence, your property will quadruple in value.

And you will deserve every penny for all that you have had to put up with. This torture sounds worse than what happens in Guantanamo Bay.

If you can't wait for them to fold, perhaps someone can contact Amnesty International to help you get away.

Having 10,000 undesirables locked outside, roaming the area in their Zombie-like state, at every home game must be incredibly inconvenient and  annoying.

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3 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said:

You do realise that when (not if) the Rags go out of existence, your property will quadruple in value.

And you will deserve every penny for all that you have had to put up with. This torture sounds worse than what happens in Guantanamo Bay.

If you can't wait for them to fold, perhaps someone can contact Amnesty International to help you get away.

Having 10,000 undesirables locked outside, roaming the area in their Zombie-like state, at every home game must be incredibly inconvenient and  annoying.

Thing is,no matter what has happened in my life,I look at them and think,well it could be worse.

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27 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

There has been some discussion about naming rights for the new 'stand'.

If anyone knows any big businesses that would like to sponsor the stand I suggest they get in early to avoid the rush.

In honour of the mysterious row M, the 'M shed'? (I'll get my coat.... )

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47 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said:

It looks bad enough from the front,but **** me that is truly horrendous.

I do like how the architect maximised the rain ingress potential: you don't seem to be able to get far enough back to keep dry when it rains. BLOODY BRILLIANT.

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1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

Another one...

Great view, I was a third of the way back.
I imagine the view was even better further back/up

When full, the pillars will impact some seats but overall very impressive

The atmosphere was good and when full will improve the stadium atmosphere without a doubt

Underneath plenty of room to include eateries, bars & toilets and pre- match and at half time I can imagine it absolutely bouncing

I think I’ve found my new home

It’s the ‘when full ‘ bit that gets me. 
They couldn’t fill it for , what is for them , a glamour tie with a huge prize for going through so when do they envisage this event happening ? 
When they’re in the Prem ? 

For the first comment, it is evidently better further back … 

Birmingham for instance. 

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1 hour ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

There has been some discussion about naming rights for the new 'stand'.

If anyone knows any big businesses that would like to sponsor the stand I suggest they get in early to avoid the rush.

Big businesses?

They'll be lucky to get a Big Issue seller to sponsor that joke of a stand.

Actually Jokova Stand sounds like a good name.

There is a company called Jokova in the Czech Republic.

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1 hour ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

There has been some discussion about naming rights for the new 'stand'.

If anyone knows any big businesses that would like to sponsor the stand I suggest they get in early to avoid the rush.

 

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