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Posted
8 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

I wondered why Walley was bailing out ?

Like a yacht, his 2 best days as owner of BRFC was the day he bought it and the day he sold it!

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Posted
2 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

6,340

 

Surely not?

Fake news, remember they are 'the blue half'. Build the stadium and they will come, only capacity has stopped them having a bigger support than us. Bizarrely, that new stand that was meant to have upped the capacity to 12,000 must have reduced it to 6 and a half thousand. Who would have thought it? 

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Posted

For those opposed to the assisted dying bill, I give you Bristol Rovers FC.  It would be a kindness to let them go into the long dark night without further pain.

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Posted
On 23/11/2024 at 15:49, BS3City said:

Fewers looking dreadful first half, lucky to be level at half time. BS7 must be virtually empty judging by the massed ranks of away support.

 

 

 

 

Not...

They took 451 to Mansfield.  Surely a couple of zeros missing, but they’ve promised to be at the next match. 

Posted
11 hours ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

The support has outgrown their 'stadium' now clearly, an impressive 6,340 in attendance tonight......  

You do them serious disservice, sir. Actually an even more impressive 6342 were there last night. Blackpool had a following of 167 meaning that 6175 deluded devotees witnessed not a single home shot on target, vs a team which had been winless in eight, and booed their team off at the final whistle. Booing? Surely not. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

They'll watch them from the pavements though........

 

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Breaking news, sometimes people get colds in the winter and there is a new sports channel called Sky Sports. See there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for Rovers meagre crowd of 6300. 

Posted
54 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Never having been to the Mem, can I assume that the area directly behind the goal is for home fans? Were the other home areas heated and with free drinks? I would be worried if I was the owner.

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TBF i think that`s where the away fans are.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

TBF i think that`s where the away fans are.

The away fans are in the leftmost block only, segregated from the screaming hoard of home fans by that rather fetching light blue vinyl strip. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

There might be a fan out there wanting to keep their hand in who can replace them 🤔

Or get Dr. DasGupta out of retirement? 🍷🍷🍷🍷

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Posted
On 27/11/2024 at 10:22, slartibartfast said:

Every ones ground looks improved except the gash's, still plenty of stanchions to be had (circa 1:20)

 

Their new ground look's worse than the older ground's.

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Posted
31 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Or get Dr. DasGupta out of retirement? 🍷🍷🍷🍷

He was my Doctor many years ago down North Street.

He told me I should pack up smoking as it was very bad for me!

I looked down at the very large half finished cigar in the ashtray on his desk.....

His retort.... Don't do as I do, do as I say!

Fair enough. 😏

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Posted
11 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

TBF i think that`s where the away fans are.

Lucky that built that new monstrosity ( I mean stand ) to fit all the fans in 😂😂

and they were ( so say ) gonna have a 25,000k ground at University of Bristol / Fruit market / Easter Compton / Avonmouth or revamp the Mem - the gift 🤡😂😂

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Posted

Sounds like it was one way traffic and the Gas keeper has had a blinder. They only had 1 shot on target last week as well and came away with a win. Jammy tramps.

Posted
1 minute ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

S*gs scab it on pens. They`ll be having a circle jerk now waiting for Monday night

I'm more than happy to watch them lose 17-0 to Liverpool away. Make it happen.

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Barnsley 0 - 0 Barn-for-a-stand  (3-4 Pens)


This looks like played for penalties - cue them spouting lots of crap about a "cup run" getting their season on track.
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They'll all be creaming themselves tonight getting to the heady heights of the third round! Some of those Sag sisters are gonna get more of a pounding than Colleen in the jungle tonight...😂

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

This. No, a thousand times no! We have nothing to gain and everything to lose if we had to play that shower. I hope they get Sheffield United away or some other crap tie.

My thoughts exactly 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Malago said:

Bristol derby in the 3rd round anyone?

They don’t deserve to play us so NO. BUT if it is to be, bring it on! I don’t see any reason why we can’t stuff ‘em and make ‘em wish they’d never gotten through in the first place.

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Posted
28 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Just a tad annoying that they wouldn’t get to see our luxurious concourse facilities. 

could put some cameras in and show them on the big screen, the one a bit like the one they have in storage😆

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Posted
1 minute ago, redsquirrel said:

could put some cameras in and show them on the big screen, the one a bit like the one they have in storage😆

We could show them all types of hot food, plenty of drink selections, in-date crisps, and modern, clean toilets...

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Posted
2 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

This. No, a thousand times no! We have nothing to gain and everything to lose if we had to play that shower. I hope they get Sheffield United away or some other crap tie.

Totally agree . If we win 4-0 , we’re supposed to anyway in their heads. Win 1-0 2-1 it’s a moral victory for them . Extra time or them winning we never hear the last of it. **** um 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Gazred said:

I'm more than happy to watch them lose 17-0 to Liverpool away. Make it happen.

4 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Might as well book those hotel rooms early again...

Another waste of money then. Don't european comp teams wait until R4 to enter?

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Posted
2 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Just a tad annoying that they wouldn’t get to see our luxurious concourse facilities. 

They will think the Atyeo IS luxurious...!

Posted
12 minutes ago, OJ009 said:

Another waste of money then. Don't european comp teams wait until R4 to enter?

It's just the League Cup.

3rd round of the FA Cup all teams are in the draw

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Posted
17 hours ago, Malago said:

Bristol derby in the 3rd round anyone?

They’ll all be dreaming of the biggest tie of all for them….Da Shit at home.

Coming for us.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Gert Mare said:

They’ll all be dreaming of the biggest tie of all for them….Da Shit at home.

Coming for us.

And don’t give us that bollox that it isn’t what they are wishing for….

And this is exactly why this thread exists. 🎁 🤣
 

Unlucky da shit! 💩 

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Posted
17 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Total crowd of 4,801. Away following : 294

I see that the squatters are 16th in the attendance table for L1 with a weighty 7,353 average.

That new bus stop they put up came in useful then..

Posted
18 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Total crowd of 4,801. Away following : 294

I can't be assed to try & find it, but I'm sure I remember seeing a quote from some of them celebrating cheap ticket prices for the Barnsley game & suggesting it could mean they'd sell out..!

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Posted
16 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

I can't be assed to try & find it, but I'm sure I remember seeing a quote from some of them celebrating cheap ticket prices for the Barnsley game & suggesting it could mean they'd sell out..!

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294 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Posted
On 30/11/2024 at 22:46, richwwtk said:

It's just the League Cup.

3rd round of the FA Cup all teams are in the draw

Thanks. Knew it happened in the League cup but thought it was in FA R3 too.

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