TonyTonyTony Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Vorsprung Durch Chicknik 2 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underhanded Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Is this the start of another of Jaoquin Phoenix's 'projects'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Maybe Basil Brush was in the area and fancied dining on your bonnet & windscreen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elruliri Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, Shaun Taylor said: Maybe Basil Brush was in the area and fancied dining on your bonnet & windscreen! Boom Boom it was Jamie McCombe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1t_ref_again Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1t_ref_again Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Or perhaps it was meant to be this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richyy66 Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Jesus...as if conceding a last minute goal wasn't enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Every era needs a hero. In 2004 it was @Never to the dark side flying to Newcastle and back in a day just because he thought he could. Heading into 2022 a new generation will come to cherish @Chicken Georgeposting photos live from a car wash because someone dropped a Miss Millies on his Audi. We are truly blessed by this nonsense. Onwards OTIB into January, I've just been told by a mate of a mate of a mate that Eddie Nketiah wants more playing time and is available for loan. 5 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richyy66 Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Olé said: Every era needs a hero. In 2004 it was @Never to the dark side flying to Newcastle and back in a day just because he thought he could. Heading into 2022 a new generation will come to cherish @Chicken Georgeposting photos live from a car wash because someone dropped a Miss Millies on his Audi. We are truly blessed by this nonsense. Onwards OTIB into January, I've just been told by a mate of a mate of a mate that Eddie Nketiah wants more playing time and is available for loan. More chance of signing Eddie the Eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elruliri Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, richyy66 said: More chance of signing Eddie the Eagle. The Eagle has landed, I mean chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 37 minutes ago, Olé said: Every era needs a hero. In 2004 it was @Never to the dark side flying to Newcastle and back in a day just because he thought he could. Heading into 2022 a new generation will come to cherish @Chicken Georgeposting photos live from a car wash because someone dropped a Miss Millies on his Audi. We are truly blessed by this nonsense. Onwards OTIB into January, I've just been told by a mate of a mate of a mate that Eddie Nketiah wants more playing time and is available for loan. Nketiah, tell me whats wrong Do you want to start on Sunday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 This sounds like a case for Super Chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agard Days Night Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 6 hours ago, RedLionLad said: It might help if you joined in with the humour running through this thread instead of being the odd one out Cock 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just now, Agard Days Night said: Cock Oi. Don’t come on here and ruin my thread. You’re making yourself look guilty. Were you parked on Drake Road last night behind a black Audi and you awoke this morning with your hands smelling of rancid chicken? Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 18 minutes ago, Agard Days Night said: Cock If I wanted you to describe yourself, I would have asked. Stop being offended on behalf of others. Life is too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 22 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Oi. Don’t come on here and ruin my thread. You’re making yourself look guilty. Were you parked on Drake Road last night behind a black Audi and you awoke this morning with your hands smelling of rancid chicken? Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. 4 pages of fun and we have Mr Serious sat there in his high chair… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaning To One Side Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 33 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Oi. Don’t come on here and ruin my thread. You’re making yourself look guilty. Were you parked on Drake Road last night behind a black Audi and you awoke this morning with your hands smelling of rancid chicken? Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. In the immortal words of Delia Smith, “LETS BE AVIN YOU” Has the perpetrator got the giblets to out themself and confess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilC Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, richyy66 said: Jesus...as if conceding a last minute goal wasn't enough. No point in spitting feathers Edited December 31, 2021 by PhilC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agard Days Night Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 hours ago, RedLionLad said: If I wanted you to describe yourself, I would have asked. Stop being offended on behalf of others. Life is too short. I think you’ve missed the point here my love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Agard Days Night said: I think you’ve missed the point here my love The point of the thread was to have a bit of laugh. Everyone bar you gets the ‘point’. Happy New Year ya numpty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 8 hours ago, Agard Days Night said: Cock Or hen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusX Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 I’d say the culprit needs to sleep with one eye open hey? @Chicken George 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 This bloke was spotted by KFC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redstart Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 I assume Andy King forgot to mention this episode of chicken rage in his apology 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laner Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 13 hours ago, Chicken George said: Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. Why the full amount if only the windscreen was dirty? Hope you're not trying to feather your nest?!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 6 hours ago, Gakoe said: Or hen? It’s 2022, can we please stop assuming it’s gender !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Laner said: Why the full amount if only the windscreen was dirty? Hope you're not trying to feather your nest?!! I’d only washed the car last week, on the 22nd, so it didn’t need another one. Thus it’s an outlay I wouldn’t have had to make. Although in fairness, I usually go for Wash 3 at £4.50 but I thought since someone else will have to cough up I went for Wash 5 with the extra wheel wash and wax protection. If the perp comes forward with a sincere apology, I guess I’ll reduce the cost to the normal £4.50. But that’s conditional, on the level of sincerity displayed. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastonburyRed Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, Chicken George said: I’d only washed the car last week, on the 22nd, so it didn’t need another one. Thus it’s an outlay I wouldn’t have had to make. Although in fairness, I usually go for Wash 3 at £4.50 but I thought since someone else will have to cough up I went for Wash 5 with the extra wheel wash and wax protection. If the perp comes forward with a sincere apology, I guess I’ll reduce the cost to the normal £4.50. But that’s conditional, on the level of sincerity displayed. Sounds like a cock & bull story to me! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 (edited) New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. Edited January 1, 2022 by Chicken George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC RISK77 Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 17 minutes ago, Chicken George said: New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. A5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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