Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 18 minutes ago, MC RISK77 said: A5? Nah, it’s a B road 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd socks Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 The way you are driving the car. It looks like the wishbone has gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Chicken George said: New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. I`m just waiting for a pheasant to fly out and splatter itself on your windscreen. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Chicken George said: New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. Don’t get caught taking photos at that speed - you’ll be up in front of the beak! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziderarmy Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 Nice radio station choice… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 39 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: Nice radio station choice… Pretty much Dua Lipa & Ava Max most of the day. Decent to be fair. 1 hour ago, GreedyHarry said: Don’t get caught taking photos at that speed - you’ll be up in front of the beak! Speed limit is 60 along there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Pretty much Dua Lipa & Ava Max most of the day. Decent to be fair. Speed limit is 60 along there. Not to ruffle your feathers but it's still illegal to hold your phone whilst driving. And at 59mph it's pretty chicken-brained to do so. Plod would have a bone to pick with you if you were seen, that's all. https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said: Not to ruffle your feathers but it's still illegal to hold your phone whilst driving. And at 59mph it's pretty chicken-brained to do so. Plod would have a bone to pick with you if you were seen, that's all. https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law Two frames later you would see another car coming in the opposite direction and neither he or @Chicken Georgewould give way. They were playing chicken. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said: Not to ruffle your feathers but it's still illegal to hold your phone whilst driving. And at 59mph it's pretty chicken-brained to do so. Plod would have a bone to pick with you if you were seen, that's all. https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law Oh I see. no, I didn’t have the camera in my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Oh I see. no, I didn’t have the camera in my hand Go pro maybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 gaffer taped to forehead? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said: I`m just waiting for a pheasant to fly out and splatter itself on your windscreen. And then him to start moaning about pheasant on his car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 This is all the weirdest shit I've seen on here. And we're not even including the darkside's threads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 minute ago, AppyDAZE said: This is all the weirdest shit I've seen on here. And we're not even including the darkside's threads. Was it you? You sound guilty. Have you got £4.50? Or £6.50 without sincerity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Was it you? You sound guilty. Have you got £4.50? Or £6.50 without sincerity? I'd never waste one single morsel of a KFC. I love it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 Will you be parking in the same spot tomorrow? Only, if the game is anything like some of the recent encounters against Millwall it might be better entertainment watching your parking wars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: I'd never waste one single morsel of a KFC. I love it. im a little disappointed fordy hasnt taken on the case,as far as i can tell,it hasnt even been established what was in the food bin. was it chicken,was it turkey, or goose even was mentioned,, only thing ive determined is it wasnt gas. theyd have kept the foodstuff and just dumped the bin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, ralphindevon said: Will you be parking in the same spot tomorrow? Only, if the game is anything like some of the recent encounters against Millwall it might be better entertainment watching your parking wars. Are there parking restrictions on Sundays in the area? Opens up more opportunities. Otherwise I might have to scout about the ginnels again. More importantly - are there any chicken joints in the area open on Sundays? I’ve bought one of these now - just in case the bone-dumper is still at large. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 is that an audi under there or just a (chicken) stock photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Are there parking restrictions on Sundays in the area? Opens up more opportunities. Otherwise I might have to scout about the ginnels again. More importantly - are there any chicken joints in the area open on Sundays? I’ve bought one of these now - just in case the bone-dumper is still at large. Good question re the parking restrictions, I think there are fewer in Sundays, don't know for sure but I'd like to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 2 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: And then him to start moaning about pheasant on his car. How unphleasant would that be? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 Managed to avoid any chicken related incidents today. Although I’m now in danger of horse manure on the window. Will this ever end….. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 Milking it a bit now mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN WILSON Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, TonyTonyTony said: Milking it a bit now mate Hey, he is enjoying his Greatest Hit (and at this rate Horse Shit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin-hugh-blind Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 hour ago, BRIAN WILSON said: Hey, he is enjoying his Greatest Hit (and at this rate Horse Shit) Don't egg him on 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 On 31/12/2021 at 11:45, Chicken George said: Why would I want to fight someone? Chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 16 minutes ago, Robin-hugh-blind said: Don't egg him on I`ve been cooped up at home all weekend so I`m enjoying the diversion............ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, TonyTonyTony said: Milking it a bit now mate What’s that got to do with chickens? Can you get milk from chickens? Or did you mean the horses? I saw some horse milk once - quite a lot of it in fact - in a naughty film I saw when I were a lad. There was a pretty young lady drinking gallons of the stuff! Edited January 2, 2022 by Chicken George 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Corner Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Chicken George said: What’s that got to do with chickens? Can you get milk from chickens? Or did you mean the horses? I saw some horse milk once - quite a lot of it in fact - in a naughty film I saw when I were a lad. Ok let's not start a cock fight over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 After today's win,if you get any shit on your windscreen today,I will personally come and wash it off with Old Rosie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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