BigAl&Toby Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 To quote Mr King - Martin Luther, not Andy…… We beat Man City. Twas 1-1 and deep into injury time. Bobby Reid - ok a surprise and unlikely appearance I accept- curls a sublime right footed free kick past Ederson. I rush to catch a train to get back to Somerset. There’s a train strike. I have to wait for ages. I miss the highlights. Someone says we won 4-1. I watch the highlight on me phone at a windswept Westbury station. Final whistle pandemonium. They’re on the pitch. Max is seen throwing a firework back into the Atyeo. Nige comes out and kicks him down the tunnel……. I wake up. Christ what was that all about? Must have been the 7.2% Savoie Triple Epices beer I had last night Anyway a fool can dream. Top 6 finish? That’s happening. What did you dream about last night? Enjoy yer Monday. I’m hedge trimming 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spudski Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 I didn't have a dream...but I woke up yesterday morning and the first 'thought' that went through my head was Bristol City 1 Man City 8. Which I thought was odd and just dismissed. Then I heard the woman's result this morning. Wtf! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 3 hours ago, BigAl&Toby said: To quote Mr King - Martin Luther, not Andy…… We beat Man City. Twas 1-1 and deep into injury time. Bobby Reid - ok a surprise and unlikely appearance I accept- curls a sublime right footed free kick past Ederson. I rush to catch a train to get back to Somerset. There’s a train strike. I have to wait for ages. I miss the highlights. Someone says we won 4-1. I watch the highlight on me phone at a windswept Westbury station. Final whistle pandemonium. They’re on the pitch. Max is seen throwing a firework back into the Atyeo. Nige comes out and kicks him down the tunnel……. I wake up. Christ what was that all about? Must have been the 7.2% Savoie Triple Epices beer I had last night Anyway a fool can dream. Top 6 finish? That’s happening. What did you dream about last night? Enjoy yer Monday. I’m hedge trimming Thanks for the heads up BA.I shall stick a tenner on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Leigh of Somerset Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 3 hours ago, BigAl&Toby said: To quote Mr King - Martin Luther, not Andy…… We beat Man City. Twas 1-1 and deep into injury time. Bobby Reid - ok a surprise and unlikely appearance I accept- curls a sublime right footed free kick past Ederson. I rush to catch a train to get back to Somerset. There’s a train strike. I have to wait for ages. I miss the highlights. Someone says we won 4-1. I watch the highlight on me phone at a windswept Westbury station. Final whistle pandemonium. They’re on the pitch. Max is seen throwing a firework back into the Atyeo. Nige comes out and kicks him down the tunnel……. I wake up. Christ what was that all about? Must have been the 7.2% Savoie Triple Epices beer I had last night Anyway a fool can dream. Top 6 finish? That’s happening. What did you dream about last night? Enjoy yer Monday. I’m hedge trimming I think my dream was better; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Last time I dreamt a City game, it was the final L1 fixture for us in the promotion season. In the dream, we beat Walsall 7-1. Of course, it was actually 8-2. Stupid dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, BigAl&Toby said: To quote Mr King - Martin Luther, not Andy…… We beat Man City. Twas 1-1 and deep into injury time. Bobby Reid - ok a surprise and unlikely appearance I accept- curls a sublime right footed free kick past Ederson. I rush to catch a train to get back to Somerset. There’s a train strike. I have to wait for ages. I miss the highlights. Someone says we won 4-1. I watch the highlight on me phone at a windswept Westbury station. Final whistle pandemonium. They’re on the pitch. Max is seen throwing a firework back into the Atyeo. Nige comes out and kicks him down the tunnel……. I wake up. Christ what was that all about? Must have been the 7.2% Savoie Triple Epices beer I had last night Anyway a fool can dream. Top 6 finish? That’s happening. What did you dream about last night? Enjoy yer Monday. I’m hedge trimming I had a dream last night that some bird was manicuring my toes while I was asleep. I took it as a sign of a toe toe draw. Which we won on pedicures Edited February 27, 2023 by REDOXO 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 22 minutes ago, REDOXO said: I had a dream last night that some bird was manicuring my toes while I was asleep. I took it as a sign of a toe toe draw. Which we won on pedicures Nailed on then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 4 hours ago, BigAl&Toby said: To quote Mr King - Martin Luther, not Andy…… We beat Man City. Twas 1-1 and deep into injury time. Bobby Reid - ok a surprise and unlikely appearance I accept- curls a sublime right footed free kick past Ederson. I rush to catch a train to get back to Somerset. There’s a train strike. I have to wait for ages. I miss the highlights. Someone says we won 4-1. I watch the highlight on me phone at a windswept Westbury station. Final whistle pandemonium. They’re on the pitch. Max is seen throwing a firework back into the Atyeo. Nige comes out and kicks him down the tunnel……. I wake up. Christ what was that all about? Must have been the 7.2% Savoie Triple Epices beer I had last night Anyway a fool can dream. Top 6 finish? That’s happening. What did you dream about last night? Enjoy yer Monday. I’m hedge trimming Are you a Bjorn Again Christian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 4 hours ago, BigAl&Toby said: What did you dream about last night? I dreamt I was working in my old company. It was a great place to work so it was a shame I woke up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 I kept having one where I was in a dentist chair and all these blokes in hard hats burst in and start to take off the dentist roof, then I hear them taking about cranes, skips, and road closures thinking it was a big tooth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 I had a dream featuring Kelly Brook and Rachel Riley. ........ ........I'm not expecting a clean sheet tomorrow ! 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) I’m in a different time zone and city often play whilst I’m asleep. Sometimes during nights when we’re playing, I dream that I check my phone to see our result, but I’m not sure whether it’s the real result or whether I’m dreaming. Thus I check again and again and each time the result is different…Sometimes the opposition changes and the score lines are really odd like 7-3 or something. When I finally do wake up, I’m really confused and sometimes need to remember what division we are even in. Wont be happening tomorrow night as I’m surely staying up for this one! Edited February 27, 2023 by Wanderingred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gornagain Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 I had a spooky dream once. I saw Chelsea score to pull one back from 2 nil, but then heard a voice say "Don't worry, we won 3-1." We did go on to not win the cup that year but the dream played out. I haven't been channeled on the Man City game though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 That ABBA song reminded me of how I failed my history O Level exam. I spent 2 years dreaming about a girl in class who was the double of Agneta (the blonde one). She sat one row of seats forward in the eye line of the blackboard, no contest. Hope you are keeping well Karen, you are forgiven. My usual sporting dream involves turning up at the ground only to find I have left my kit at home and so not allowed to play. More of a nightmare really, I assume someone will explain all that to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dREDful Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 BigAl&Toby had a dream About our football team Could be dreaming of birds but his head is wrong Now 40 years on He's been dead for too long We're Bristol City and our drugs are too strong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Open End Numb Legs said: That ABBA song reminded me of how I failed my history O Level exam. I spent 2 years dreaming about a girl in class who was the double of Agneta (the blonde one). She sat one row of seats forward in the eye line of the blackboard, no contest. Hope you are keeping well Karen, you are forgiven. My usual sporting dream involves turning up at the ground only to find I have left my kit at home and so not allowed to play. More of a nightmare really, I assume someone will explain all that to me. For lads who persistently "forgot" their kit, our games master had the solution. He made them wear the girls hockey kit, complete with a pleated skirt. Tended not to forget their kit after that! Perhaps this might be a reason for your nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 13 minutes ago, downendcity said: For lads who persistently "forgot" their kit, our games master had the solution. He made them wear the girls hockey kit, complete with a pleated skirt. Tended not to forget their kit after that! Perhaps this might be a reason for your nightmare. Unfortunately this is probably only going to add a sequel to the existing nightmare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 8 hours ago, downendcity said: I had a dream featuring Kelly Brook and Rachel Riley. ........ ........I'm not expecting a clean sheet tomorrow ! Are you sure it wasn't Steve Brooker and Glyn Riley? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sleepy1968 said: Are you sure it wasn't Steve Brooker and Glyn Riley? Don't think Glyn Riley could have given me two from the top and one from the bottom! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl&Toby Posted February 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 8 hours ago, downendcity said: I had a dream featuring Kelly Brook and Rachel Riley. ........ ........I'm not expecting a clean sheet tomorrow ! That’s bloody disgusting. And you’ve made it up! Mine was an actual dream. It was. It was very vivid Anyway this time tomorrow we’ll be 2 up. I’ll be wearing the robin mask. Max will look pretty in pink. Toby will be telling me to ******* sit down. Oh yes. Pip won’t know what’s hit him…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) The game will never be over because we're keeping the dream alive C O Y R! Edited February 27, 2023 by AppyDAZE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) They can come true Edited February 27, 2023 by AppyDAZE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Everything is possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 I'm trying everything. Next I'm phoning up Uri Geller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 "Shit Man Utd, you're just a shit Man Utd" in the 93rd minute and leading 2-0 Bump, oh balls, it was a ******* dream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W-S-M Seagull Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 I didn't have a dream about this game but I did have a dream that we beat Sheffield Utd at home in the quarters and I dreamt about our then trip to Wembley but I can't remember who we played or what the result was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl&Toby Posted February 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 I’m sweating all over. That’ll be the heat from the ******* dog on the bed. She loves a cuddle does Ivy. My latest dream hath ended……. Me and the boy take our seats. Daaaaddd. Yes my son? Where’s the banner? And your beautiful robin mask? **** me son. I thought you had them. Nope. It’s your stupid idea. I wouldn’t be seen dead with either of them. I’ll go and get them. Don’t let anyone have me seat. Too late. They’re coming out. It’s starting to rain……. I wake up. The “rain” is Ivy. Licking my face. She looks a bit like Claudia Winkleman. All’s not bad. Note to self. Don’t forget the mask. Or banner. We be on the telly. 2-1. Like the Utd game. Pandemonium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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