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14 minutes ago, Olé said:

Is the Lansdown’s own private scorecard on Liam Manning

Positives

Negatives

  • Healthy
  • Talks to us
  • Brian likes him
  • Makes us sound progressive
  • Jon has more time for colouring in between shots on target 

                                                                                                                              

  • Our top 6 squad keeps getting beaten by the bottom 6
  • Our main product at Ashton Gate has delivered 5 goals in 8 games this year
  • Our main product has delivered 4 0-1 league defeats from 6 so far this year
  • Those people below us in our own stand look like they’re asleep
  • He’s delayed the early bird Season Ticket renewal income for yet another week
  • Jon keeps having to rewrite the Season Ticket renewal marketing
  • Been told to **** off by over 30 different Twitter profiles since yesterday
  • YouTube views are down as nobody wants to listen to the coach
  • The players no longer seem to be showing our famous togetherness
  • Is making Conway’s saleable asset valuation worse by several million
  • Tommy no longer wants to be here either 
  • Is making Vyner’s saleable asset valuation worse
  • Is making Pring’s saleable asset valuation worse
  • After another go Mehmeti still hasn’t got a valuation
  • No longer on course to sell Yeboah to Bournemouth in 2 years
  • Did that thing with the subs bench that Cotterill did to wind us up
  • Players are still getting injured all over the shop in training Brian was lieing to us
  • Lee Johnson is available make a note poss. replace Sid as DOF
  • Marina Dolman’s snoring is annoying

                                                                                                                                                              

 

Post like this from top posters/fans give me hope that this clubs fans are stirring and will give them upstairs a shaking 🫰

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18 minutes ago, TDarwall said:

I think there is genius at work; we can't beat teams below in the league, but do better against teams above us. The deeper we plummet our chances of playing someone below us gets less all the time.

Even that’s not really working though! The weird thing is that we never seem to ‘plummet’: we just gravitate to 14th! Even after three straight defeats: it looked odds on we’d be there again when Middlesbrough picked up at least a point at Stoke - and they lost so we’re still 13th!! 

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1 hour ago, Olé said:

Is the Lansdown’s own private scorecard on Liam Manning

Positives

Negatives

  • Healthy
  • Talks to us
  • Brian likes him
  • Makes us sound progressive
  • Jon has more time for colouring in between shots on target 

                                                                                                                              

  • Our top 6 squad keeps getting beaten by the bottom 6
  • Our main product at Ashton Gate has delivered 5 goals in 8 games this year
  • Our main product has delivered 4 0-1 league defeats from 6 so far this year
  • Those people below us in our own stand look like they’re asleep
  • He’s delayed the early bird Season Ticket renewal income for yet another week
  • Jon keeps having to rewrite the Season Ticket renewal marketing
  • Been told to **** off by over 30 different Twitter profiles since yesterday
  • YouTube views are down as nobody wants to listen to the coach
  • The players no longer seem to be showing our famous togetherness
  • Is making Conway’s saleable asset valuation worse by several million
  • Tommy no longer wants to be here either 
  • Is making Vyner’s saleable asset valuation worse
  • Is making Pring’s saleable asset valuation worse
  • After another go Mehmeti still hasn’t got a valuation
  • No longer on course to sell Yeboah to Bournemouth in 2 years
  • Did that thing with the subs bench that Cotterill did to wind us up
  • Players are still getting injured all over the shop in training Brian was lieing to us
  • Lee Johnson is available make a note poss. replace Sid as DOF
  • Marina Dolman’s snoring is annoying

                                                                                                                                                              

 

Brilliant again ole 😁

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