BS5_RED Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Frank Lampard has named his new daughter 'Luna', which may upset Victoria Beckham who had planned to give the name to her next child.Posh announced her plans to call a baby by the name last time she was pregnant, but decided to hold out until a girl came along.Luna Coco Patricia Lampard was born on Monday to the Chelsea player and model fiance Elen Rives.Thisislondon.co.uk quote the couple's spokeswoman as saying: "Frank and Elen are happy to announce the birth of their first child, Luna Coco Patricia Lampard."She was born yesterday afternoon and both baby and mother are fine. Frank and Elen would like to thank everyone for their messages of congratulation."For pity's sake. No wonder people are getting turned off football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 James Hayter (plays for bournemouth) called his son Harris.Harris Hayter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annanimo Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Why is it that top footballers think their status gives them a license to call their children by bizarre names?And why does anyone think ordinary people really care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tactical Genius Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Arthur Cox called his son Isaac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eamer Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Isaacs a normal nameLuna is awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 True story.Living near the young Malone were the Barry family. Ted and Gloria. The youngest was Alison Barry, then Adrian Barry, Eddie Barry and the eldest....Barry Barry.Gary and Phil Nevilles dad is Neville Neville. I wonder if Neo has any kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tactical Genius Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Isaacs a normal name←Don't make me explain it you thick cvnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 To underline the TG's exasperation here imagine Mrs and Mrs Hunt had a son. They called him Michael.Now call for him out loud using the expression 'has anybody seen Mike Hunt?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man In Black Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Isaacs a normal nameLuna is awful.←Oh my god, are you Alice from the Vicar of Dibley in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Oh my god, are you Alice from the Vicar of Dibley in disguise ← Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop red Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Isaacs a normal nameLuna is awful.← Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS5_RED Posted August 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 To underline the TG's exasperation here imagine Mrs and Mrs Hunt had a son. They called him Michael.Now call for him out loud using the expression 'has anybody seen Mike Hunt?'←What about close cousin? Mike Hunts-wet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Red Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Chris Martin (lead singer of Coldplay) and Gwyneth Paltrow called their child 'Apple'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Frank Zappa an old drinking partner of mine, pot head and all round good egg.RIPCalled his nippers 'Moon Unit' and 'Dweezil' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crumbs Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Ronaldo's son is called Ronald.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harding_4 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Isaacs a normal nameLuna is awful.← brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evocare Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Chris Martin (lead singer of Coldplay) and Gwyneth Paltrow called their child 'Apple'.←If i was 6 and 'Apple' joined my class i would be ripping the 5h1t out of her for years on end. Anyone calling their kid Apple wants shooting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 If i was 6 and 'Apple' joined my class i would be ripping the 5h1t out of her for years on end. Anyone calling their kid Apple wants shooting!←If you think thats bad my mates brother called his baby Zephaniah. What will he get called at school? By the way his middle name in Edgar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Someone in BS10 who Rog has made the aquintance of has called her kid...Zinadine Tiger Mighty.He is about 8 now. I wonder if he is good at anything at all apart from hiding in the wardrobe crying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich-TWSC- Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 James Hayter (plays for bournemouth) called his son Harris.Harris Hayter←That's a very early 20th Century footballer name isn't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrs Cityboy Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Isaacs a normal nameLuna is awful.← Need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
court_bcfc Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Isaacs a normal nameLuna is awful.← Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BeNeRz Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 Isaacs a normal nameLuna is awful.← I actully Laughed!!!!!Poor Eamer, Has he posted Since? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 No he stopped coming the day after. Probably still working it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrs Cityboy Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 No he stopped coming the day after. Probably still working it out.← Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 What about one of the kids on Supernanny the other week, the poor kid was called DIESEL!Like....... Hello?Dollymarie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest routabout Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 I just had to screenshot that, just in case it's ever deleted or edited.It's moments like that, which can make this forum so worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annanimo Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 What about one of the kids on Supernanny the other week, the poor kid was called DIESEL!Like....... Hello?Dollymarie←Terrible. Do parents not think of the ramifications of having such an awful name?No wonder the kid had emotional difficulties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrs Cityboy Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 God bless him, he tried to join in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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