Guest DrFaustus Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Dear Red BrigadeThe clamour to find a new manager shouldn't have to be so. The quite obvious answer is staring you in the face. Yes brothers and sisters and Malone, I am offering my services for free. There seems no reason why I can't help restore your club to its rightful position in Division 4. I will continue Brian's sterling work and have no doubt that by May, the dream will have been realised.Please take this offer in the fraternal manner in which it is intended.Best regards, love and kisses.Grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 DrF for Manager! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 DrF for Manager! ←That's the spirit.I can see it now - Mr Lansdown: 'Judge me on Faustus' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargent Pepper Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 ###### off you ###### and worry about your own shitty club, when were in yr shoes thn i'll start to worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 ###### off you ###### and worry about your own shitty club, when were in yr shoes thn i'll start to worry←Hmm, another candidate for Poet Laureate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Didn't we try this before with Agent Pulis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westex red Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 A Goatfarming Gashead from brislington,now theres a thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 A Goatfarming Gashead from brislington,now theres a thought! ←And one that requires serious thought Westex. There is a huge desire by both sets of fans to see Bristol derbies again. I can help satisfy that desire..... on the proviso that the clown in charge of us doesn't take us into the Conference!I'd be popular with the players as training would be voluntary, boozing and fags compulsory - popular with the board as my salary would be nil - popular with the fans as err.... well, OK but you get the message.Is there anywhere to tether my goats at ashton Gate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrel Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 And one that requires serious thought Westex. There is a huge desire by both sets of fans to see Bristol derbies again. I can help satisfy that desire..... on the proviso that the clown in charge of us doesn't take us into the Conference!I'd be popular with the players as trainig would be voluntary, boozing and fags compulsory - popular with the board as my salary would be nil - popular with the fans as err.... well, OK but you get the message.Is there anywhere to tether my goats at ashton Gate?←The dugout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest routabout Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Fair play Faustus, I suppose it's your right and you're taking the opportunity to rip it while you can. Just wait until the gas go down in May, then you're in for some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddrive Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I find your posts amusing , and your (Am I naughty or what!) taking of Malone to be very funny. But Manager , thanks but NO THANKS. I say get Green'un to do the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Fair play Faustus, I suppose it's your right and you're taking the opportunity to rip it while you can. Just wait until the gas go down in May, then you're in for some. ←La la la la la la..not listening, not listening, not listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I think a blue man with 1 leg would make an awful manager...but meh, what they hey. Go on then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westex red Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Come tether thy Goats in Stockwood my freindI am fed up with all the horse ###t deposited on our roads, especially outside my house, where i am sure they are trained to ###t, bring the goats up here and we can herd them along to the various horse places before the match, let them ###t, and then enjoy a pleasent day sorting out the team, with me as your assistant to ensure you don't try and listen to the Gas on radio Bristol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Come tether thy Goats in Stockwood my freindI am fed up with all the horse ###t deposited on our roads, especially outside my house, where i am sure they are trained to ###t, bring the goats up here and we can herd them along to the various horse places before the match, let them ###t, and then enjoy a pleasent day sorting out the team, with me as your assistant to ensure you don't try and listen to the Gas on radio Bristol ←Sorted!We don't have to listen to Malone dribbling into his Pimms mind, do we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scrumpy dare Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Sorted!We don't have to listen to Malone dribbling into his Pimms mind, do we?←a true comedy bloke if i ever did see /o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sprout1883 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Vote Faustus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootered Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Will you do the job part time or will you chuck in the pilots job?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Dear Red BrigadeThe clamour to find a new manager shouldn't have to be so. The quite obvious answer is staring you in the face. Yes brothers and sisters and Malone, I am offering my services for free. There seems no reason why I can't help restore your club to its rightful position in Division 4. I will continue Brian's sterling work and have no doubt that by May, the dream will have been realised.Please take this offer in the fraternal manner in which it is intended.Best regards, love and kisses.Grant←Quality Dr F, y'all got my vote.........should get a nibble or ten methinks The Goats, how about Row G atyeo-any good to ya.music supplied free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted September 12, 2005 Admin Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Is there anywhere to tether my goats at ashton Gate?←can they defend.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 is there anywhere to tether my goats at ashton Gate?←try the away goalmouth, they won't be bothered there.The burning question Faustus is will you introduce goat pasties in the snack bars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrmatdavidge21 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Dear Red BrigadeThe clamour to find a new manager shouldn't have to be so. The quite obvious answer is staring you in the face. Yes brothers and sisters and Malone, I am offering my services for free. There seems no reason why I can't help restore your club to its rightful position in Division 4. I will continue Brian's sterling work and have no doubt that by May, the dream will have been realised.Please take this offer in the fraternal manner in which it is intended.Best regards, love and kisses.Grant←it could be alot worse for city i meen worse being were called bristol rovers we play at a rugby ground in the lowest league 2 with only 5.057 at are last home game, being the lowest placed team out of bcfc stfc ytfc ctfc and are chairman openly stateing were losing thousends of pounds by the week. with all that and more it keeps me happy even at times like this! the jokes on u gas head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Well the Gas clearly don't need you, Atkins is doing a stirling job of trying to get you to the Conference.....and you couldnt do much worse than Tins did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sprout1883 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 it could be alot worse for city i meen worse being were called bristol rovers we play at a rugby ground in the lowest league 2 with only 5.057 at are last home game, being the lowest placed team out of bcfc stfc ytfc ctfc and are chairman openly stateing were losing thousends of pounds by the week. with all that and more it keeps me happy even at times like this! the jokes on u gas head.←Even if the gate is empty I'm sure you'll still have 7,500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 it could be alot worse for city i meen worse being were called bristol rovers we play at a rugby ground in the lowest league 2 with only 5.057 at are last home game, being the lowest placed team out of bcfc stfc ytfc ctfc and are chairman openly stateing were losing thousends of pounds by the week. with all that and more it keeps me happy even at times like this! the jokes on u gas head.←Yet another successor to William Shakespeare. Well done, have a banana. While you're up there, get me a bunch too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Why doctor I think its brave of you to come out with such a statement. I commend you and wonder why this state of affairs hadn't crossed your mind earlier.Its only a short trip after all.But like I say kudos to you..stout fellow..you have my vote...I SHALL vote you mangy.Is rancid a fair description too? I feel it is you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Is rancid a fair description too? I feel it is you know.←You could always use Listerine, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 You could always use Listerine, my friend.←With the PIMMS? How DARE you sir! I DEMAND SATISFACTION YOU CAD! And I want you to call me Julian while you're doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 With the PIMMS? How DARE you sir! I DEMAND SATISFACTION YOU CAD! And I want you to call me Julian while you're doing it←What about Jules/Jewels instead? That way you could have a pearl necklace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 You could always call me open Lester. Oh no my mistake its open LETER. You ill shod correspondence course taught fat ginger ruffian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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