tower crane red Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 had a text from a mate say wots the difference between wacko jacko and bristol cityANS at least wacko jacko had some form of defence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 It's a musical instrument....... used a lot by Indian musicians and the Beatles + The Stones←Sitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 It's a musical instrument....... used a lot by Indian musicians and the Beatles + The Stones←What about irony after all they go together don't they??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charisma_cider Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 I asked what the time was only to be toldseven past city Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Walked into the Sawyers arms late Saturday night and got a round of applause for showing my face and then got asked if I fancied a pint of 7up...No choice but to take it.......just wait untill next time the Gas get hammered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Walked into the Sawyers arms late Saturday night and got a round of applause for showing my face and then got asked if I fancied a pint of 7up...No choice but to take it.......just wait untill next time the Gas get hammered.←pity....... as there is no such drink as 9UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Sitar. ←No Ron you're getting mixed up with Sitar & Satireor Sattir as in Sattirday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 A Spurs fan across from me told me he'd seen a great film on Saturday"The magnificent Seven"Har-blaady-har. Anything better than that?←what do brian tinnion and saddam hussein have in common?.....absolutely nothing at all, but they are both out of a job.or...totally unrelated but befitting all those who have talked 5 hit reference tins all these weeks....Warm and Moist MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he? MAN: He's at home! CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. The next day the man returns. CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack? MAN: Put your hand inside.CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Self inflicted I'm afraid. One of the guys at work wanted to know how many days holiday he has left this year. He blurted out at me "8 or 9"? Without thinking I replied, "No, it was only 7" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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