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I've always thought the Grace Jones version of the song 'Bovine Excrement' was a more suitable track to describe some of the performances on the pitch of 'The Mighty Glamour Boys' in recent times.

Funny you should say that. When the CIty were asking for song suggestions (for when the players run out at the start of the match), I suggested the theme tune to Steptoe & Son. I never heard back from them dunno.gif

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Peel the biscuit off first blink.gif

Biscuit = yeuch city.gif

But if you discard the biscuit, then all you are eating is 'iced's'! Surely by name & implication, Iced Gems are biscuits with icing on. Therefore Icing = Iced and Biscuits = Gems.

Learn from the master youngling

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Thats cruel eating rabbit.  sad.gif

I couldnt face that after seeing a cute little bunny in the pet shop.

I err on the side of God on this one.

If God didn't make rabbits taste nice we would not eat them.

No I don't believe in God........ but the old bunny does make exceedingly good stew.... and pies

Run Rabbit Run Rabbit Run Run Run......

It is just out of fashion at the moment, lean meat though so reasonably healthy for you.

I tried it again after many years , didn't like it the first time back as a nipper, and it went down a storm.............

I would say you could use it to make a nice curry as it tastes a bit like strong chicken......... Bunny Korma anyone?

Yum......................... feed you mind your body can wait.

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I err on the side of God on this one.

If God didn't make rabbits taste nice we would not eat them.

No I don't believe in God........ but the old bunny does make exceedingly good stew.... and pies

Run Rabbit Run Rabbit Run Run Run......

It is just out of  fashion at the moment, lean meat though so reasonably healthy for you.

I tried it again after many years , didn't like it the first time back as a nipper, and it went down a storm.............

I would say you could use it to make a nice curry as it tastes a bit like strong chicken......... Bunny Korma anyone?

Yum......................... feed you mind your body can wait.

thats just wrong sad.gif

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I err on the side of God on this one.

If God didn't make rabbits taste nice we would not eat them.

No I don't believe in God........ but the old bunny does make exceedingly good stew.... and pies

Run Rabbit Run Rabbit Run Run Run......

It is just out of  fashion at the moment, lean meat though so reasonably healthy for you.

I tried it again after many years , didn't like it the first time back as a nipper, and it went down a storm.............

I would say you could use it to make a nice curry as it tastes a bit like strong chicken......... Bunny Korma anyone?

Yum......................... feed you mind your body can wait.

That is so cruel! Bunny Korma I mean I like chicken Korma but bunny no cant do it sorry sad.gif

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What's the bet that when we finally appoint a new manager, during his first interview he'll use the term 'sleeping giant'?  biggrin.gif

Meanwhile....back to twiddling my thumbs in eager anticipation!

Why are we a sleeping giant? We arent even a BIG club. No wonder we arent doing well the pressure must be killing some of our younger players. sad.gif

Noe if they said the green giant I would say "You are taking the peas"

Ill get me coat biggrin.gif

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Why are we a sleeping giant? We arent even a BIG club. No wonder we arent doing well the pressure must be killing some of our younger players.  sad.gif

Noe if they said the green giant I would say "You are taking the peas"

Ill get me coat  biggrin.gif

yes i think you better biggrin.gif......taking the peas like that whats the matter with you biggrin.gif

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I tried to get my cat to make a pie but he was rubbish at it. He just sat there. You've got one clever rabbit there DOrset - keep hold of him! farmer.gif

And finally if I suspend disbelief..................

Q: How do you know when your cat is cooked?

A:It stops meowing

Q:When is your cat pie cooked?

A: When it stops coming in from next door for its dinner

Q:How do you know when your cat is cooked (2) ?

A:When it's done to purrrfection

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Q:How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

A: Put it in a microwave and wait till its Bill Withers

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Now then we have not seen City Cat for a long time have we?

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The rabbits I bought didn't smile at me....... mind you they had had their heads cut off  biggrin.gif

They are cute though when they are alive  devil.gif

that gose as the most sickest post ever! blink.gifcrying.gif

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Bet your little un doesnt know what your doing to the pet rabbit eh??? disapointed2se.gif

Wonder what city players would taste like if we cooked them??

No, I told them what they were eating and they saw me cook the bunnies smile.gif

They have asked if we can find some other pets to cook w00t.gif

What would City players taste like......... pork so I'm told.

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And finally if I suspend disbelief..................

Q: How do you know when your cat is cooked?

A:It stops meowing

Q:When is your cat pie cooked?

A: When it stops coming in from next door for its dinner

Q:How do you know when your cat is cooked (2) ?

A:When it's done to purrrfection

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Q:How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

A: Put it in a microwave and wait till its Bill Withers

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Now then we have not seen City Cat for a long time have we?

your sick person dorzet zider crying.gif

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And finally if I suspend disbelief..................

Q: How do you know when your cat is cooked?

A:It stops meowing

Q:When is your cat pie cooked?

A: When it stops coming in from next door for its dinner

Q:How do you know when your cat is cooked (2) ?

A:When it's done to purrrfection

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Q:How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

A: Put it in a microwave and wait till its Bill Withers

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Now then we have not seen City Cat for a long time have we?

Now I've got two pussies on the loose! They have ran for fear of their lives. crying.gif

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Meat is murder......... so they say......

At least I acknowledge the veggies are right about that

Anyway if rabbits were bright as opposed to having 'Bright Eyes' they would have been smart enough to get away from that nasty bunny breeding farmer?

So thats what Bristol city players have in common with animals. They both cost us a fortune and when we have had enough they die or we kill them! sad.gif

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