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I heard on TalkSport this morning that the ###### Chief SuperIntendant in ######-hole Newcastle is stamping down on swearing in public places.He also stated this will include St James Park !The offence will be a ###### £100 fine !

Can you ###### imagine it if some ###### of a copper coming up to you after hearing you shout "Oi ref you ###### ###### licking son of a *******" ?

What will you do ? Tell him to shove his "helmet up his fat ###### arse and ask him who is ###### his missus ?

If you do your a ###### braver ###### than I !! :rolleyes:

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Its an interesting stance from the Police.

They reckon that foul and obscene language is unacceptable - especially at football matches where there are families.

Perpertrators of abusive language will be approached by the Police and asked to curb their profanities.Failure to do so could result in an arrest and a £100 fine.

When asked by Alan Brazil what they would do when faced with a large group of fans swearing - they reckoned they wouldn't do anything for the risk of inflaming the situation.

So..if your're into swearing,do it in a crowd of like minded people and not on your own.

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Bo11ocks is in the Oxford English dictionary.

How can they ban words if they are not inciting violence?

Is it better to say "######## me! good ###### goal!" or "Let's go and kick their heads in and rip out their guts, the moronic inbreds!"?

How bizarre! What a police state we live in.....

We'll be done for speeding when there's no-one else on the road next...

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Bo11ocks is in the Oxford English dictionary.

How can they ban words if they are not inciting violence?

Is it better to say "######## me! good ###### goal!" or "Let's go and kick their heads in and rip out their guts, the moronic inbreds!"?

How bizarre! What a police state we live in.....

We'll be done for speeding when there's no-one else on the road next...

Its funny you should day that

One caller on TalkSport said..

"What next? Speed cameras outside the ground to stop fans walking too fast ?"

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How bizarre! What a police state we live in.....

We'll be done for speeding when there's no-one else on the road next...

...drivers do get fined for speeding when there's no one else on the road i.e. by Tony Blair's speed tax cameras. :rolleyes:

As for this country being a 'Police state' - well it is and has been more so since the days of the High Priestess of the Police - Margaret Thatcher. :D

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Bo11ocks is in the Oxford English dictionary.

How can they ban words if they are not inciting violence?

Is it better to say "######## me! good ###### goal!" or "Let's go and kick their heads in and rip out their guts, the moronic inbreds!"?

How bizarre! What a police state we live in.....

We'll be done for speeding when there's no-one else on the road next...

Yes, apparently it is now acceptable to threaten someone as long as it is done in a politically correct way.

Compliment someone on how "####ing nice" they are though, and you're going down for 5 years.

:rolleyes:

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I heard on TalkSport this morning that the ###### Chief SuperIntendant in ######-hole Newcastle is stamping down on swearing in public places.He also stated this will include St James Park !The offence will be a  ###### £100 fine !

Can you ###### imagine it if some ###### of a copper coming up to you after hearing you shout "Oi ref you ###### ###### licking son of a *******" ?

What will you do ? Tell him to shove his "helmet up his fat ###### arse and ask him who is ###### his missus ?

If you do your a ###### braver ###### than I !! :wub:

There are only twelve times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

12. "@#$% we've lost to Man Ure"

-- Capt. Billy Wedlock of Bristol City FC after the 1909 FA Cup final.

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- General George Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............! .....

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

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