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wen one of da oppositions get sent off. we should sing. naughty naughty back in there. pointin at da tunnal.

its just an idea. but i don't think its very goal difference.

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wen one of da oppositions get sent off. we should sing. naughty naughty back in there. pointin at da tunnal.

its just an idea. but i don't think its very goal difference.

:D

Lovely. My name is Albert Tatlock.

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wen one of da oppositions get sent off. we should sing. naughty naughty back in there. pointin at da tunnal.

its just an idea. but i don't think its very goal difference.

pssst

5. Text Speak - There is no limit to the number of characters you can use in your messages so please post messages that we can all understand!

As you are new we understand but please in future can you just look at theposting guidelines to make yourself clear with whats allowed and whats not.

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Ban for DrFatass admin for using text speak.

I get banned for better things than that Codpiece.

North Devon eh? Good lord, what has such a beautiful part of the world done to deserve your presence?

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I get banned for better things than that Codpiece.

North Devon eh? Good lord, what has such a beautiful part of the world done to deserve your presence?

North Devon has been wanting me there ever since I first took my caravan there. The people down there are so much more nicer down there than they are here in Bristol.

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Is this guy 8 by any chance? The song seems crap and text speak is fun for them right?

does anyone ever tell you ,that you look like the lead singer from greenday!

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North Devon has been wanting me there ever since I first took my caravan there. The people down there are so much more nicer down there than they are here in Bristol.

Do the people down there speak betterer down there than we do down there in Bristol down there?

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Do the people down there speak betterer down there than we do down there in Bristol down there?

Na the locals down there have a really funny accent.

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wen one of da oppositions get sent off. we should sing. naughty naughty back in there. pointin at da tunnal.

its just an idea. but i don't think its very goal difference.

:rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br:

This is brilliant. My favourite post/topic for a very long time!

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Is this actually for real or is there a comedy genius at work?

I don't know.

This blokes got a lot of stick so i presume people think he's real.

Personally i don't care. I think he's hilarious this makes cry with laughter.

I like seeing his simple posts, you don't have to reply, but they make me smile.

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I don't know.

This blokes got a lot of stick so i presume people think he's real.

Personally i don't care. I think he's hilarious this makes cry with laughter.

I like seeing his simple posts, you don't have to reply, but they make me smile.

I agree. I prefer to look at a simple post like this were you think how stupid than a 10 paragraph essay about smoking at AG.

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Cinker, if you like puerile smut as I do, then you may enjoy this one I found:

She whispered "will it hurt me?"

"Of course not" answered he

"It's a very simple process,

You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,

I've not had this before.

My friend has had it five times

And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes

It was hurting quite a bit now

It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered

"His face filled with a grin

"Try and open wider

So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered

"I know" she cried in bliss

Feeling it deep within her now

She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort

She gave a frightened shout

He gripped it in anguish

And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended

Sighed and gave a smile

She said "I'm glad I came now

You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully

The dentist you will find

Is not what you imagined

It's just your dirty mind!!

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I don't know.

This blokes got a lot of stick so i presume people think he's real.

Personally i don't care. I think he's hilarious this makes cry with laughter.

I like seeing his simple posts, you don't have to reply, but they make me smile.

easily pleased.

otib humour eh!

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wen one of da oppositions get sent off. we should sing. naughty naughty back in there. pointin at da tunnal.

its just an idea. but i don't think its very goal difference.

I generally ignore posts from this...um...member. However, I've just accidentally clicked on this post, read it & just laughed myself stupid! Education is still free, right? :dunno:

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wen one of da oppositions get sent off. we should sing. naughty naughty back in there. pointin at da tunnal.

its just an idea. but i don't think its very goal difference.

I like this kind of thing. I find it has the touch of a Peter Cook about it and the whimiscal flair or dear Oscar Wilde in his youth.

Ok I'll be honest it reminds me of a cigar smoking monkey with a bowler hat on wearing rollerskates off its tits on heroin.

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