Guest Ron Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I wanted to go and give him a cuddle didn't you?He'd probably trip over as you went to hug him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 What a thread this was, I thought I'd give it a bump, I like to recite these poems, as I enjoy my morning dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 I ask thee onceI ask thee twiceDo you like rice?Do you like rice?Now I'm late for workoh shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 I shall return with another blinder later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Interesting to see Ron's duck avatar once again.... just like the old days. Ron if you're reading this, hello old chap. What's it like in the banned group?Oh yes, you can't reply.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Interesting to see Ron's duck avatar once again.... just like the old days. Ron if you're reading this, hello old chap. What's it like in the banned group?Oh yes, you can't reply..........................That is rather mean old Rev. Now do you have a little ditty for us?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Dagest and his beard, by mozo aged 5:Dagest is a liberalSome might say he's weird He preaches about anarchyWhilst stroking his Marxist beardOne day he shaved the bugger offAnd Trev and Mozo cheeredBut soon it grew back even longer Just like we all had feared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Bah! I haven't got my creative head on tonight. I put it down to dozing in the office all day.All I can manage is this: I'll be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Bah! I haven't got my creative head on tonight. I put it down to dozing in the office all day.All I can manage is this: I'll be back.Mozo 1 - 0 DagestThis is basically the forum crap poetry equivalent of '8 Mile' style rap battles.I just read 'Dagest Is A Lefty' again and reckon that might actually be the most creative thing I've ever done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 I thought this topic was deadIt really was a gem on this threadSuch wit and glorious reparteeWith humour and spontaneous glee.The author has now collapsedThe culture has made his brain relapseHe slumps to floor in a big heapWill his conciousness he keep?He's lost his bladder controlIn the liquid he begins to rollThere's a terrible stain up his legThe culture and wit's taken its toll.That's it I'm off to think off something less demanding like particle physics (see how I avoided "rocket science" there?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 I thought this topic was deadIt really was a gem on this threadSuch wit and glorious reparteeWith humour and spontaneous glee.The author has now collapsedThe culture has made his brain relapseHe slumps to floor in a big heapWill his conciousness he keep?He's lost his bladder controlIn the liquid he begins to rollThere's a terrible stain up his legThe culture and wit's taken its toll.That's it I'm off to think off something less demanding like particle physics (see how I avoided "rocket science" there?).Charming imagery Dags old boy.One more:Dagest is well-read, a real intellectualBut when it come to styleThe lad's just ineffectualWhen will he shave? His beard growth's perpetual'Queer Eye For A Straight Guy'Should make him metrosexualI'm struggling now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Dolly Oh you are a wallyLots of people think your nutsLaugh a lot you really doYes I made it up and yes its crap I'll get me coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Dolly Oh you are a wallyLots of people think your nutsLaugh a lot you really doYes I made it up and yes its crap I'll get me coat!Dolly you're an icon for crap poetry the world over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Dolly you're an icon for crap poetry the world over. God you all hate it don't you!! And I spent the whole of 5 mins thinking up that one!But hey I always wanted to be an icon. Or was it an acorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 here is one that me mates sing about meDanny Squire is illegitimatehe aint got no birth certificatehe's got aids and can't get rid of itdirty bristol barstard.nice lads.and there is one about Ashley Cole as well but i might get sued if i put that on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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