Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Ok so this is another example of why I think the worlds gone crazy. Theres this bloke on Points West at the moment, whos escaped from police after a car chase, and climbed up onto a roof in Gloucester. Hes started throwing roof tiles down at them, endangering people and smashing cars around where he is. What are the police doing to stop him. Giving him food and drink and cigarettes!!!!! Why the flip is he going to be persuaded to come down if theyre feeding him, despite the fact hes putting innocent members of the public at risk.Makes me FURIOUS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I did give him a sniper bullet at about 1000 mphor just set fire to the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Ok so this is another example of why I think the worlds gone crazy. Theres this bloke on Points West at the moment, whos escaped from police after a car chase, and climbed up onto a roof in Gloucester. Hes started throwing roof tiles down at them, endangering people and smashing cars around where he is. What are the police doing to stop him. Giving him food and drink and cigarettes!!!!! Why the flip is he going to be persuaded to come down if theyre feeding him, despite the fact hes putting innocent members of the public at risk.Makes me FURIOUS!!!!!!Have they given him a lighter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Have they given him a lighter? No but his oh so clever friends are cheering him on to throw more bricks at the fire crew.Wheres a taser gun when they need it?And I bet the berk ends up suing the police cos he scratches his hand on one of the bricks he lobbed.ITS INSANE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Stop complaining at get back to work for additional hours, your tax pays his benefits and we don't want him to go without do we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 There's nothing worse than your lighter running out of gas is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 There's nothing worse than your lighter running out of gas is there? Especially if you are ontop of a roof with loads of fags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Especially if you are ontop of a roof with loads of fags You two are rubbish, I was trying to get my hair off and be serious for once, and you two lummocks have come in and ruined it.A curse on both your houses, I hope you get bricks lobbed at you tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Why does this thread have to mention the gas?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Looks like the rozzers have had enough, they've just steamed in the front door in riot gear. Same road as Fred Vest lived as well. Remind me never to go to Gloucester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 You two are rubbish, I was trying to get my hair off and be serious for once, and you two lummocks have come in and ruined it.A curse on both your houses, I hope you get bricks lobbed at you tomorrow.Being a postman in this delightful town this is a regular occurrence.I always take two lighters out with me though!And I never knew you wore a wig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Ok so this is another example of why I think the worlds gone crazy. Theres this bloke on Points West at the moment, whos escaped from police after a car chase, and climbed up onto a roof in Gloucester. Hes started throwing roof tiles down at them, endangering people and smashing cars around where he is. What are the police doing to stop him. Giving him food and drink and cigarettes!!!!! Why the flip is he going to be persuaded to come down if theyre feeding him, despite the fact hes putting innocent members of the public at risk.Makes me FURIOUS!!!!!!Compared to some of the bigger inexplicable problems of the world, I find that one fairly comical. Firstly, how rubbish are the police. Outrun in the chase, and then couldn't stop the fella climbing a house!I can just imagine the gormless looks on their faces when they realised that the bloke had a pretty good vantage point. Fair play to the crook, he ran away from the fuzz and fooled them into catering for him, result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Never knew you walked round on stilts and are really a MIDGET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Compared to some of the bigger inexplicable problems of the world, I find that one fairly comical. Firstly, how rubbish are the police. Outrun in the chase, and then couldn't stop the fella climbing a house!I can just imagine the gormless looks on their faces when they realised that the bloke had a pretty good vantage point. Fair play to the crook, he ran away from the fuzz and fooled them into catering for him, result.And we'll all be paying for him to be looked after for a few years I'd imagine.Hope he remembers to take a lighter with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 And we'll all be paying for him to be looked after for a few years I'd imagine.Hope he remembers to take a lighter with him going to email points west and make sure a lighter is provided for him when he goes down, getting quite concerned about it. Perhaps we should release a charity single or have bucket collections outside of the gate to raise enough for a decent zippo lighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 What crime did he commit initially?And we'll all be paying for him to be looked after for a few years I'd imagine.Well, my taxes pay for plenty of rubbish, so no change there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 going to email points west and make sure a lighter is provided for him when he goes down, getting quite concerned about it. Perhaps we should release a charity single or have bucket collections outside of the gate to raise enough for a decent zippo lighter.Or we could make a day of it and have loads of z-list celebrities making fools of themselves.Bob Geldof and Lenny Henry could show us the workings of a lighter factory.We could call it Light Relief or summink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 What crime did he commit initially? The car he was in was nicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Loike, what I would do is shoot everybody, that would end the worlds ills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 The car he was in was nickedDid he nick it though or was he going to give it back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Did he nick it though or was he going to give it back? perhaps their was a lighter on the passenger seat !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 perhaps their was a lighter on the passenger seat !!!!Maybe he was listening to Angels by RObbie Williams and had his lighter out waving it ceremoniously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 perhaps their was a lighter on the passenger seat !!!!That explains it all then, perhaps the old bill will take that into consideration and let him off the poor lad.I hope they give him a blanket later, wouldn't want him catching a chill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Here's the nice firemen about to pass him a lighter. Perhaps he'll come down now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Did he nick it though or was he going to give it back? Its alright, you keep digging that hole and sooner or later I'm going to pop along and FILL IT IN!!!If he'd taken it without its owners permission, then its stolen, and as it was stolen in cheltenham and he is on a roof in gloucester, I don't think it will be going back anytime soon, its probably got a few dents and holes in it now, after the bricks hes been throwing.Can you claim for that on your insurance?Would it say, "dodgy loony on roof smashed my windows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Damn that double post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Maybe he was listening to Angels by RObbie Williams and had his lighter out waving it ceremoniously So what is so bad about that !!!! don't the police have better things to do than pick on a guy, desperate for a fag listening to Robbie Williams ballads waving a flame in a car !!! This country makes me mad, Dolls i can see your frustration !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I hope they give him a blanket later, wouldn't want him catching a chill! He's been up there since 2am this morning so I think its safe to say he can survive the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I'm with you Dolly, winds me up aswell. I bet he claims a huge amount of money from the Police for stressing him, he'll never be able to work etc, have to be rehoused....Grr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 He's been up there since 2am this morning so I think its safe to say he can survive the night.I bet hes bricking it up there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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