rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 He's been up there since 2am this morning so I think its safe to say he can survive the night.Poor guy might catch a cold, send up a kettle and stuff to make a cup of tea !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Its alright, you keep digging that hole and sooner or later I'm going to pop along and FILL IT IN!!!If he'd taken it without its owners permission, then its stolen, and as it was stolen in cheltenham and he is on a roof in gloucester, I don't think it will be going back anytime soon, its probably got a few dents and holes in it now, after the bricks hes been throwing.Can you claim for that on your insurance?Would it say, "dodgy loony on roof smashed my windows" If he left it on double yellows he might get told off for that too! :razz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Its alright, you keep digging that hole and sooner or later I'm going to pop along and FILL IT IN!!!If he'd taken it without its owners permission, then its stolen, and as it was stolen in cheltenham and he is on a roof in gloucester, I don't think it will be going back anytime soon, its probably got a few dents and holes in it now, after the bricks hes been throwing.Can you claim for that on your insurance?Would it say, "dodgy loony on roof smashed my windows"Wonder if he wants a car loan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Ok, I have the answer.Surely if hes been eating and drinking hes going to need to visit a toilet sometime soon.Offer him a pass to use the bog and then say he can climb back up, (with fingers crossed behind your back)and then nick the useless twerp. If someone dies in a fire cos the fire engine was keeping an eye on him, then you lot wont be laughing. Failing that, stop feeding him, he'll get hungry and come down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Ok, I have the answer.Surely if hes been eating and drinking hes going to need to visit a toilet sometime soon.Offer him a pass to use the bog and then say he can climb back up, (with fingers crossed behind your back)and then nick the useless twerp. If someone dies in a fire cos the fire engine was keeping an eye on him, then you lot wont be laughing. Failing that, stop feeding him, he'll get hungry and come downI expect he will aim fire at the police below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Why don't they just get some long poles and poke him off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 or get the MoD to use the new Typhoon Eurofighter to do a low fly past, laser target lock on him, and shoot a missile into his groin !!!Only way to be sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Didn't they try the need for a wee tactic on that Fathers For Justice Batman (?) on Buckingham palace that time? They kept on giving him drinks and hoped nature would call. he only had his cape to hide his modesty and weeing on a palace is probably still a tower of London offence. This yob I guess wouldn't care, he'd probably just sprinkle from the rooftop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Flick elastic bands at him that hurts like hell!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I bet hes bricking it up there!! Just heard about it on the wireless and I'm LEAD to beleive he's worried about the SLATEing he's going to get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 His mums going to hit the ROOF about this as well !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Why don't they just get some long poles and poke him off?They were on the story after this one on Points West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Or they could offer him some "special" cigarettes, and then he'll be convinced he can fly, and do us all a favour and fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 His mums going to hit the ROOF about this as well !!!!She won't be BEAMing about it that's for sureAparrently he'll be down soon cos he's smoking like a CHIMNEY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Or they could offer him some "special" cigarettes, and then he'll be convinced he can fly, and do us all a favour and fall off.Ive got some chocolate cake will that do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 as long as he get his lighter, he will be smoking like a CHIMNEY all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 She won't be BEAMing about it that's for sureAparrently he'll be down soon cos he's smoking like a CHIMNEY!!!!THe police should lighten up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Our Police forces are a joke.If he was standing on the street, he would have been arrested. so why becuase he's on a roof does this change anything?!Get a ladder, and get him down...it's so simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Ok, I have the answer.Surely if hes been eating and drinking hes going to need to visit a toilet sometime soon.Offer him a pass to use the bog and then say he can climb back up, (with fingers crossed behind your back)and then nick the useless twerp. If someone dies in a fire cos the fire engine was keeping an eye on him, then you lot wont be laughing. Failing that, stop feeding him, he'll get hungry and come downAhhhhhhhhh fork subtlety, just shoot the theivin little sheyte!!! Keep Britain tidy, just shoot a thievin little scum bag....................then use the chuffin lighter to dispose of the remains.Oh sorry, I'd affect their precious "Human rights" I wont sleep tonite worrying about the C U Next Tuesday, and his precious rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Our Police forces are a joke.If he was standing on the street, he would have been arrested. so why becuase he's on a roof does this change anything?!Get a ladder, and get him down...it's so simple My grandad was a copper in Bristol, he would have sorted it by now. Straight up a ladder, dodge the bricks, grab him by his collar, frog march him down the stairs, slap his legs & take him home to his mum. And he'd be back in time for tea. Bloody coppers, no wonder our council tax is so high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 My grandad was a copper in Bristol, he would have sorted it by now. Straight up a ladder, dodge the bricks, grab him by his collar, frog march him down the stairs, slap his legs & take him home to his mum. And he'd be back in time for tea. Bloody coppers, no wonder our council tax is so high.Sadly yer grandad would probably have been grassed up, and done fer assault in this day and age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 My grandad was a copper in Bristol, he would have sorted it by now. Straight up a ladder, dodge the bricks, grab him by his collar, frog march him down the stairs, slap his legs & take him home to his mum. And he'd be back in time for tea. Bloody coppers, no wonder our council tax is so high.Exactly, none of this pussy footing about, send they boys up and drag him down by his scroney little neck, then take him to the station and give him the biggest whacking of his life for being such a bother, then send him on his merry way!But RedM is right, he'll end up sueing the state for some screwed up human rights loop hole, i expect he's got a lawyer already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Exactly, none of this pussy footing about, send they boys up and drag him down by his scroney little neck, then take him to the station and give him the biggest whacking of his life for being such a bother, then send him on his merry way!But RedM is right, he'll end up sueing the state for some screwed up human rights loop hole, i expect he's got a lawyer already *Ahem*.....................My client forcefully denies this false accusation.indeed he was beaten up ruthlessly by the fascist bully bo...................Ah fork it, hes guilty m'lud lock the errrrrrrrrrrrr speciman up fer life!!! I'll get me coat.................*ahem* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I've just heard on Radio Yokel that a petite blonde in a red t-shirt is now throwing bricks UP at the offending character!!Our dolls has gone quiet too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Rubber bullet in the back of the head and a damn good hiding in the van on the way to the cells. And the same for his parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I've just heard on Radio Yokel that a petite blonde in a red t-shirt is now throwing bricks UP at the offending character!!Our dolls has gone quiet too!!Its ok shes alive and well dodging bricks and urine !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Or they could offer him some "special" cigarettes, and then he'll be convinced he can fly, and do us all a favour and fall off.I must smoke the weak stuff, where do you get the 'think you can fly' s##t??To be honest, the bloke doesn't exactly deserve to fall to certain death for nicking a motor and evading arrest. A slap on the are should suffice.I think you're gettin carried away Dollface. A/ it's a good one for inexperienced bobbies to get some practice of dealing with awkward situations, and B/ it's not like he'd a necrophiliac-paedo-grannybashing-crackdealing-whorepeddling-facerapist. He's just some daft loon who's going to get a kicking from the feds and sent on his way.At least he's got a crackin story for the fellas down the local! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 The man of the rooftop has now come down and has been arrested. Guess he got cold then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 The man of the rooftop has now come down and has been arrested. Guess he got cold then! or needed a wee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 or needed a wee?Or ran out of bricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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