Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 If you're not one of the following, you're either mental or a liar:Rock StarFootballerMonica Belluci's personal trainerSomething involving messing about with ChimpsAssassin on a job to waste Richard BransonYou forgot fluffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 If you're not one of the following, you're either mental or a liar:Rock StarFootballerMonica Belluci's personal trainerSomething involving messing about with ChimpsAssassin on a job to waste Richard BransonEx Rock Star....................Football at schoolWho the ######?Visit Monkey World.............. At Wool in DorsetRichard sold me vinyl in the past yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I bet you say that to all the boys... If I knew how to fight I'd box your ears Moz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 You forgot fluffer.I'd never forget my fluffer Colbs, take it everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'd never forget my fluffer Colbs, take it everywhere.It? Is your fluffer of undeterminable sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I really hate work and the fact I have go there all the time. It's so bloody boring that I think I'm going to go out of my mind. God it's sh1tte.Who's up next?Job's alright, bunch of retarded eejits with vulgar minds so I feel quite at home, not moaning though is it...mmm, mmm, mmm got the drive, ambition and motivation of a hippy and I hate that word 'potential', it's designed to make you feel like a waster, it's only ever applied to people who haven't achieved very much.If only capitalism could find it in it's heart to cater for those who'd like to spend their days sitting in fields, looking at the sky, talking to the trees, munching back the shrooms, chugging at the 'erb and swigging on a nice cool one then the world would be a far better place, if slightly less productive . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 It? Is your fluffer of undeterminable sex?Yep, they're cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Sounds like a great place. All that S&M. Marvellous.DC, do your employers provide the equipment or can you bring your own engineered devices?Yes Dr.Faustus............. if you are a total ###### (toss pot yeh get meh) they do provide all the equipment you would need.......... needless to say I'm totally 'Toolless' but I have spunk and the balls to take all the other ###### on You do fit the bill but only on the count that you support the Gas and on a personal level I think you'd end up being in my gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 If only capitalism could find it in it's heart to cater for those who'd like to spend their days sitting in fields, looking at the sky, talking to the trees, munching back the shrooms, chugging at the 'erb and swigging on a nice cool one then the world would be a far better place, if slightly less productive .Hey brother I'm in, you read my mind. All power to the repressed hippy capitalist consumers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Hey brother I'm in, you read my mind. All power to the repressed hippy capitalist consumers.Should have been born 40 years earlier me, 60's sounded right up my street. *SIGH* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 If I knew how to fight I'd box your ears Moz.Don't be sore dagest. There's nowt wrong with looking like Brian Blessed...If only capitalism could find it in it's heart to cater for those who'd like to spend their days sitting in fields, looking at the sky, talking to the trees, munching back the shrooms, chugging at the 'erb and swigging on a nice cool one then the world would be a far better place, if slightly less productive .That's the problem - capitalism requires productivity. That's why I yearn for the day that a Trevist era begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Yep, they're cheaper.I'm interested. Are they reliable & on call 24 hrs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Should have been born 40 years earlier me, 60's sounded right up my street. *SIGH*Indeed, I really couldn't give tuppence about hitting targets, dveloping resourse potential, improving channel stategies and blue sky fickin' sh1te crap. Just all of it - fick off! You hear me?I despise business jargon.Don't be sore dagest. There's nowt wrong with looking like Brian Blessed...That's the problem - capitalism requires productivity. That's why I yearn for the day that a Trevist era begins.Was does that entail? Is it a movement away from scurrilous insults? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I despise business jargon.That may be so, but 'looking forward', we could 'pool ideas' when we 'touch-base' before the 'close of play'. A touch of 'fire-fighting' and we can 'cascade' the itinery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 That's the problem - capitalism requires productivity. That's why I yearn for the day that a Trevist era begins.Viva the revolution, talk's gone quiet of late, our plan of sitting down with a nice cup of tea and watching all transpire before our eyes doesn't seem to have gone as successfully as we first envisaged. (I wonder what thread that was in.....) Ah well, back to the drawing board......perhaps we should give coffee a go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 That may be so, but 'looking forward', we could 'pool ideas' when we 'touch-base' before the 'close of play'. A touch of 'fire-fighting' and we can 'cascade' the itinery. You work in my office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I despise business jargon.At the end of the day, the bottom-line is that I totally agree with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Viva the revolution, talk's gone quiet of late, our plan of sitting down with a nice cup of tea and watching all transpire before our eyes doesn't seem to have gone as successfully as we first envisaged. (I wonder what thread that was in.....) Ah well, back to the drawing board......perhaps we should give coffee a go?That's the problem, our Trevvy ways just hinder our Trevist progress. Catch-25 situation.I think it was on the Livechat thread At the end of the day, the bottom-line is that I totally agree with you.Would it maximise our output if Dagest is designated as the point of contact?You work in my office? Yep, I'm the one who through anguish and frustration bangs his head against the drinks machine twice daily. Inevitable coffee stain on groin is the result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Would it maximise our output if Dagest is designated as the point of contact?I need to take a mini break, mind-map my options, and brainstorm whilst thinking out of the box. Then I'll get my people to call your people and give you my analysis on your proposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I need to take a mini break, mind-map my options, and brainstorm whilst thinking out of the box. Then I'll get my people to call your people and give you my analysis on your proposal.OK, could you ask your 'team leader' to organise a 'huddle' so we can keep the guys 'in the loop'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 OK, could you ask your 'team leader' to organise a 'huddle' so we can keep the guys 'in the loop'!Or maybe just "touch base" and then "revert" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ok id like a moan pleaseMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!No seriously, why are wing mirrors so bloody difficult to get off, I tried to get my friend to put my new one on yesterday, but low and behold we take the casing off the inside of the car and its got them bloody star shaped screw things underneath, do I have a star shaped screw taker outerer thingy, NOPE!Anyone got a star shaped alun key screwer undoerthingy please??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ok id like a moan pleaseMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!No seriously, why are wing mirrors so bloody difficult to get off, I tried to get my friend to put my new one on yesterday, but low and behold we take the casing off the inside of the car and its got them bloody star shaped screw things underneath, do I have a star shaped screw taker outerer thingy, NOPE!Anyone got a star shaped alun key screwer undoerthingy please???Dolls, its refreshing to find a girl who can talk all technical like:Now I do have a star shaped screw taker outerer thingy type whatnot but it does depend on how wide the star shaped hole thingy is. Once we can decide on the width of the taker outerer then we in business. Of course once out you will then need to get a star shaped screw putter inerer type doodad as well to put the mirror thingy back on the 4 wheeled broom broom.The only problem is that I live in Ireland so how do we get the taker outerer and the putter inerer across the deepish bluey grey watery and wetish stuff that separates us. Suppose we could try one of them biggish noisy flying thingy whatnots and you could collect at Lulsgate.Please let me know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Put starshaped inner and outer in a carboard container thingy, take it to post office whatjamacallit, send it over the deep blue sea by carrier pigeon or plane (please delete as appropriate) to me whereupon I will procure broken wingmirror from the side of my brum brum and then reinstall one that works and is shiny and new, then I will send it back via carrier pigeon or plane (please delete as appropriate.)Failing that all donations for my own innyoutty star shaped thingy gratefully accepted, or we could send the boys round to retrieve it from my ex boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Put starshaped inner and outer in a carboard container thingy, take it to post office whatjamacallit, send it over the deep blue sea by carrier pigeon or plane (please delete as appropriate) to me whereupon I will procure broken wingmirror from the side of my brum brum and then reinstall one that works and is shiny and new, then I will send it back via carrier pigeon or plane (please delete as appropriate.)Failing that all donations for my own innyoutty star shaped thingy gratefully accepted, or we could send the boys round to retrieve it from my ex boyfriend.Or to make things simpler why not go round to a garage who will do it for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 send it over the deep blue sea by carrier pigeon Having a small problem as my tool box is slightly too heavy for the Pidgeon. 3 deaths so far when I released them from the roof. Will keep trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Make that 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 well, my position title is "student Development Officer",but how the hell can i do that when all the students are away??at least i'm getting paid for planning stuff though, but student interaction is more fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ok id like a moan pleaseMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!No seriously, why are wing mirrors so bloody difficult to get off, I tried to get my friend to put my new one on yesterday, but low and behold we take the casing off the inside of the car and its got them bloody star shaped screw things underneath, do I have a star shaped screw taker outerer thingy, NOPE!Anyone got a star shaped alun key screwer undoerthingy please???I can sort you out Dolls, I work in a Main dealers, so we have loads of star shaped twisty screw remover type things (torx screwdrivers). Pm me and If you can get to me, I will remove and fit a new one for you (If you have the parts).Can I have a moan of my own? Since last week, I have discovered that I can only view so many pages on OTIB or the Official site before I get ACCESS DENIED across my bloody monitor. I have now got to pick and choose what topics I look at before I'm stopped. WTFIGO? (no I'm not blaming you Tim)How do they expect me to start a Trevolution without access to OTIB??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Or to make things simpler why not go round to a garage who will do it for you? Cos I'm a girl and I'm trying to do the girl power thing and be independant (may have to resort to that though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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