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Just read the story on the BBC website. What a grubby, classless outfit the Blueturds are and have been since at least Sam Hammam.

Their lawyer sounds like he was rejected from Trump’s legal team for being too shady.

“We’d still be in the Premier League if it wasn’t for that crash!”

I hope Nantes absolutely skewer those horrible f*ckers in the courts.

11 minutes ago, Gillies Downs Leeds said:

 

I remember Bristol Rovers fans going to their final game of 2014 dressed as a team who had secured EFL survival. And the Mansfield Fans in the away end dressed as Teds.

2 hours ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

Gateshead disqualified from the National League playoffs due to not meeting criteria - Solihull given a bye rather than Aldershot taking their place

The EFL has spent the entire week bleating about the Prem doing them dirty re cup replays but Gateshead get the royal shaft. What an utter shower of hypocrites.

FORMER BRISTOL CITY PLAYER PROMOTION NEWS:-

Marlon Pack, League One Champion with Portsmouth

Aden Flint, League Two promotion with Mansfield Town

Chris Martin, League O-oh, never mind, my mistake, sorry.

How fitting that today is National Librarian Day…

Was almost ashamed to celebrate Wells’ spot-kick, we were that awful. The sick thing about it is you could pretty much predict that non-performance after Wednesday night because that’s how we bloody well roll.

Also - Louis Carey made how many appearances for this club? On RobinsTV today he referred to us as “Bristol” on multiple occasions.

“Nearly full houses every week”

17 minutes ago, Alan Dicks said:

Big shout out to Plymouth, proper club with great fans.

Hope we’re playing them twice next season.

Excellent away following given the vast distances involved, absolutely.

Home Park was ghostly from the home areas on Easter Monday, though. We outsang them easily all afternoon.

Appears so. Eerily reminiscent of our inexplicable capitulation in 2003 (and 2008, come to think of it).

Huddersfield will give us a game, I reckon, but the team feels like it’s getting a bit of momentum. 

2-0 City.

“Why am I wearing these, I’m in goal against Bristol Rovers Saturday!”

5 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Spotted on FB

Goodnight, T-Orville and Dean, sorry Irene.

What a sad little man. The Gash get on nodding terms with the onion bag - and then he wakes up with sticky sheets.

Superb City, God-awful Blackburn.

Imagine coming all the way down to witness your relegation-haunted team get horsewhipped like that.

Their final four fixtures - Leeds, Sheff W., Coventry, Leicester. They’re in deep scat.

F*cking hilarious that we couldn’t stop scoring tonight and haven’t conceded in five of last six, yet the Scum cannot buy a goal.

“Get Holloway in as caretaker tomorrow.”

Really hope the axe doesn’t fall on Taylor, he’s doing a glorious job. Off to have a butcher’s at what the 15ers made of this latest shambolic offering.

Dear oh dear, it just goes from bad to worse for the Rent Boys. At this rate they’ll have less than eight witnesses to their games.

Reading Royals 1 Illiterate Peasants 0

53 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I'm confused by Barton's answer. He has 8 witnesses to an incident he says was fabricated?

That’s dubious to say the least - BRFC have never had 8 people witnessing anything they’ve been doing.

If true then the real story here = new record attendance.

16 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Any guesses as to what the bucket is for?

There’s a hole in me bucket Dear Wally, Dear Wally

With what can I fill it, Dear Taylor, Dear Taylor?

With Sheeds in the away end, Dear Wally, Dear Wally

With what shall I prop up the South Stand roof, Dear Wally, Dear Wally?

With Straw Dear Taylor, Dear Taylor with straw.

6 hours ago, 1960maaan said:

I'll just leave this here, not sure if he was hoping for a game or expecting another pitch invasion.

 

Championship Ready Winklepickers.

45 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Joey refusing to tell the Fewers anything about the new owners until the pay stops!

 

As much as I can’t stand Sharton, Henbury Arse telling someone they’re dishonest is like Jeffrey Dahmer telling you to cut back on the meat.

Will you ever beat the G*s is now:-

Will the G*s ever score again.

Knives will be out for Taylor now.

32 minutes ago, ciderwithtommy said:

Match day minus 1 - this sort of nonsense can do one. It’s the day before the game. Not directly abusing the blue few here, as I know we will be saying this nonsense as well. Just use real words please  

Fair.

Part of the reason I love the Streatham Rovers Twitter account is because of the way it so cleverly mocks football clubs’ cringeworthy social media presence - their endless harkening back to one game in their history, their disingenuous attempts to be inclusive or to jump on bandwagons. All of it.

Some of the dross posted from the City socials makes me want to eat a pound of caesium and chase it with a gallon of Buxton Spring Water.