redsquirrel

12 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

So, fixtures out today. Mate of mines an Ipswich fan and they have Rovers away on Valentine’s Day.

Hes told her she’s in for a great night under the sheets. He just hasn’t told her the sheets are the minimal grounds tents…

love that statement,going to save it as my signature , as good as the trap 2 one 

2 hours ago, Phileas Fogg said:

Personally, and I speak for EVERYONE on the forum , I'd like to see @bristolcitysweden bought back if possible 

him and Big Tone on form are as good any episode of doc martin.this has to be the first thread i have ever liked every post apart from the first one. i love joining in nonsense convos,especially during the boring part of the season,beats the hell out of the transfer rumour section which contains a ton more crap than john ever posts. Flying to newcastle or wherever it was anyone?? if ever i need a laugh i recap that or tommys ramblings page.always end up laughing at it

2 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Depends. If you`re from Bridgwater it could be three.........................................

or a saggy where it could be 3.3 allowing for the extra bits

1 hour ago, Olé said:

From the @Davefevs equivalent  on the Cardiff forum I was interested to read he's never in his career ever started more than 20 games in a season "The most league games he's started in a season is just 20 (2014/15 in League Two for Oxford and 2018/19 in the Championship for Bristol)."  The record laid out isn't pretty:

 

WOW,some stat that is.  i wonder why. its not like hes gung ho going into challenges etc

reminds me of johnny vaughn  and lisa tarbuck. woman in a tabard 

8 hours ago, Marcus Aurelius said:

I’m really interested in the views of the opposing fans personally

i like this idea, Jerseybean,you do a great job anyway though

7 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

You mean, like this?

 

id have her for my home kit any day of the week

2 minutes ago, redsquirrel said:

i did it too with my old uncle. it was very interesting, my uncle knew as much if not more than the guide on some things which made it a bit of a long tour as everything was talked about in great detail.some of which was fascinating . not fot those with dodgy hips,its a tad steep

my memory is shot these days but wasnt there a room they used as some sort of theatre?

20 hours ago, Slippin cider said:

Yes, you can arrange a visit , I did it a few years ago and it was very interesting.

i did it too with my old uncle. it was very interesting, my uncle knew as much if not more than the guide on some things which made it a bit of a long tour as everything was talked about in great detail.some of which was fascinating . not fot those with dodgy hips,its a tad steep

ref to stamp on diving players to make sure they are injured

sprinklers with indelible ink,arrested on way out if you are marked.

i certainly wouldnt want to see him die on the pitch and i dont see how any specialist would clear him to play just incase it happened. surely it would then result in a case against the specialist. 

Would he get the same autonomy at Burnley though?

dunno but he'll get the same sentence if he goes down

5 hours ago, CiderJar said:

I was watching SkySports News and Jeff Stelling was saying how wonderful they were and that they had been averaging nearly 10,000 all season. Jeff said it, so it must be true. 5,000 is very nearly 10,000.

that was the total attendance of home and away fans for both matches

look on the bright side,next season will be great taking the piss about them getting hammered vs derby etc, better still, away fans comments about tents will be amusing

look at this bbc beauty.  

What on earth is happening in Bristol this afternoon! If the Memorial Stadium had a roof it would have lifted off by now.

edited. too much of quote pasted. dont want to hear of any success

99th minute scunny consolation to keep them down please

2 hours ago, BigTone said:

What ever happened to Tommy ?

he discovered thatchers

7 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

 

What they mean by that Gert is they expect the engine of their Y-reg Escort to give out on the M4 and they can then regale their mates in Fishponds about how they were part of the "100,000 locked out". 

or run out of petrol at chippenham swearing blind they got to wembley and back on a tenner last time

it will get better so long as SL doesnt buckle to fan pressure demanding instant  success. its going to be much better having a proper set up built from the ground up. 

Mentality from the halfway line back to bents is a big issue.is it zonal marking,switching off or leaving things for someone else to deal with? I dont know but far too often, the ball comes straight through with no one trying to stop it

3 hours ago, City oz said:

Great photos. What is with the cars on the 6th photo parked on yellow lines. It looks a great stadium to watch football.

thats sheffield rail police followed and spotted John after  swapping ladies and gents toilets signs at their station.  seriously tho,was it cheaper to get tickets to sheffield rather than derby?

56 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

To be fair, they MUST be Ted's, they're wearing Red and White!

they werent dressed as st georges, they were king arthurs at their citadel campelot

3 minutes ago, REDOXO said:

Just had a look at their match day thread. Their forum really is delusional. The referee was a bit pony, but he was even handedly poor. This constant theme of the referees give us nothing under the orders of the EFL is as delusional as backing Mel Morris all the way into oblivion and blaming Gibson for it! 
 

God I won’t miss them next season or ever if they go bust. 
 

For the record City we’re well worth their 2/0 at ht. Derby had a 20 minute spell in the second half and the guy on the wing is a bit decent, but really, people over there are happy that the squad appear to be staying if they make it out of administration. I think they under estimate the top end of league one like everything else!

its not the top end they have to worry about,how many of their squad will survive a trip to the swamp, viles,berryberry to name just 2 common ailments 

first game ive followed since brum, travelled to hayle this morning and listened to the match on the telly,apart from 15 mins second half,sounded like we were decent throughout both halves for a change