redsquirrel

I like the   'get the place rocking'  bit. not to hard I hope,that shack would fall over.they are all mutated enough without scaff bars hanging out their swedes

2 hours ago, GreedyHarry said:

Didn't take them long to get the excuses in for yesterdays attendance.....

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glengas said:

They only had 4 Turnstile open on the West Enclosure side and a queue was forming, but there is a steward on the gate who always takes the initiative and starts checking tickets and letting people in through the gate. Top man. Saving me from an even worse soaking.

 

No wonder the announced gate wasn’t that great yesterday  if a steward was letting people through a gate, I think there’s counters on each turnstile which when are all totalled up gives you the attendance figure

if he was checking tickets,would they not already be paid for?? 

3 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

The whole place is unsafe.

the whole place is unhealthy.

needs a cordon around it with 10k gallons of domestos dropped from above to get rid of the germs. (on a match day when its packed to the canvas obviously)

23 minutes ago, reddoh said:

you have Marion morrison, shirley crabtree and even my name has has been used by a scottish actor(no not Sean) and disney stole one of my other names(no not mickey , goofy, minnie , pluto or dopey)  

i hope it wasn't dumbo. you need to include that in your list

2 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

They will go double continental and sign Rizal and Vape.

or that crappie chappie 'winalot' that's actually won bugger all

(and we all know where DC will play (with) him)

i don't want to see them go bust,infact it would be better if they got incredibly rich and sir colin arose to put them back in the conference.

that season was a great laugh for me at work,nlbr will long live in my memory

41 minutes ago, Swede said:

Nice to see the dog making some natural improvements to their pitch

next we will hear how great they are for handing out free sanitary poo bags @ 10p each... more like empty out of date crisp packets

2 hours ago, Danny P said:

Bloody hell according to slagchat Filton Airfield is now the preferred site for a stadium. Move over Bristol Arena, the sags and their 8,000 loyal and true are taking over. My cousin has already come out of the woodwork this morning giving it large, when will they ever learn!

how long will the fa let them play on a tarmac runway tho,? and mores the point,the sprinklers will be a bugger to install

59 minutes ago, Sergio Georgini said:

False photo, no horses are being punched.

nor are there any sore nobbed chewowows

the bloke that manages Portishead tip might take the job,sure to be a rise on biffa pay and hes pretty good at managing rubbish

9 hours ago, myol'man said:

Is that Irene with the tartan mini-skirt on?

 

don't know about that but if you look closely at all of them,they all resemble holloway

to be fair,Dopey must be their best all time manager. how else could they field 11 people,who call them selves a team, who roam the country in vans at the same shithole once a fortnight or more for 'home games'. 

most campers would never return to a dump like that

2 minutes ago, BS3City said:

Only the sprinklers are Championship ready...

all well and good but you got to pay the water bill to use them. knowing them they'll be on a meter claiming they wuz robbed

1 hour ago, ScottishRed said:

Whilst I totally agree with you I suspect he may well get another job in football, in the Bristol area...........

 

don't know why they cant find him a part time job at the gate. agony aunt in the programme or something like

3 hours ago, Red Right Hand said:

Will You Happily Handle Boobs?

sure beats che wowows

6 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

For cash we're Gash.

 

that surely has to be their new motto on otib. its just so perfect 

I heard the new investor was Wan king che wowow from the taiwan plastic chair company

26 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

Breaking news

All of their financial problems are over and the reason that Mr Wael has been evasive with answers and confidentiality has been revealed in the latest long term strategy.

Mr Wael has been waiting anxiously for the legal paperwork of a very secret deal to go through.

And today it has and here are the details.

About 3 months ago whilst on the orders of his mother and brothers he was taking one of the families camels to market, where Mr Wael met a man who offered him a deal involving the exchanging of the camel for a handful of magic beans and after an agonising wait worrying that the infidel Mr Lansdown would outbid him, but the deal has gone through.

Henbury gas will be supervising the planting of the beans at the Leper colony Almondsbury and Mr Wael will be ceremonially carried shoulder high from Almondsbury to Ikea Eastville, where the flat packs of the Gas latest stadium re build will be collected and delivered to the Memorial stadium, ready for a delay in erecting them because Henbury gas has been placed in charge of the instructions.

 

shouldn't that  read 'instructions have been placed to charge henbury gas'  ???

7 minutes ago, glynriley said:

I think he's right...

Also, in June 45 BC, Brutus divorced his wife and married his first cousin.

sounds like a gAsshole

gassoles don't divorce,they all hop in together

14 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Unless I’ve missed it has no one discussed  their new electronic turnstiles ?

Credit where credits due , as at AG they are up with the modern technology

 

The electronic turnstiles ..... hmmm

Well they’re sort of electronic .... it appears that the Sags scan their tickets /cards and if the light turns green a bloke presses a pedal to allow them entry

 

FFS can't we get anything right?
The only thing I could do was laugh as the guy watched me beep my card at the machine before pressing a peddle to let me through!

My point is they were not electronic. A guy watched the light come on and then pushed a peddle to let me through.

 

Still it sounds a state of the art system allowing swift and safe entry .....

...........ohhhhhhhhh...... hang on .........

 

I banged my knee cause of a malfunction (the bloke forgot to press the peddle).

 

And if it couldn’t be more funny , the new state of the art system is defended by a few 

It’s not there to save staffing revenue it’s there to stop ticket fraud and turnstile operators pocketing some of the gate money.
Jobs a success

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Ticket Fraud ?  

At the Minimal ? 

This plus if people read their ST Card, you are asked to retain it for future seasons if you renew, cutting down on administration and associated costs

Exactly, modernisation as well as it is tied in with away prioritisation and probably marketing and catering in the future

 

Yes , don’t people realise that the cards used for season cards can be purchased in quantities for about 20p each

I guess saving issuing new cards will help pay for that elusive goal scorer 

Jesus wept , you couldn’t make it up ... the eternal gift that keeps giving

 

Well worth a read

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12691/electronic-turnstiles

TURNSTILE MAN is security counting scanning hand digits,less than 6,he directs them to away end

to think joe bryan is worth 21 matty taylors,amazing innit

next it will be go outdoors renting a terrace  for display with them claiming its their new corporate boxes

wonder if they will take the new fence with them

1 hour ago, 42nite said:

 

I bet he feels prowed!

 

i bet hes thinking 'whos this dafty Irene tart'

2 hours ago, Leveller said:

This is a bit worrying. Why are players moving to them from bigger more stable clubs like Shrewsbury?

might be something to do with the secret dog Walking society behind santas grotto