redsquirrel

On ‎06‎/‎06‎/‎2018 at 19:35, BCFC11 said:

‘Da Famous quarterz’ anyone would think they invented the f’ing jester suits that they trot out to every week. Can’t complain though every club is jealous of their ‘unique’ shirts 

the ones made from boiler suit offcuts from monsoon workwear in Clevedon ??

have they actually bought a player (not on a free) since the take over?

their new shirt sponsors tower scaffolding are preparing the frames for the new tents .

one of their deranged six fingered godfathers was in Exeter services at 9.30 this morning in an away shirt. was he on his way to watch them play Plymouth?

10 hours ago, glynriley said:

He was born SO ugly, the midwife slapped his mother....*

 

 

*old ones are the best...

i think as a kid he might have been sat in the corner and force fed with a catapult

4 hours ago, 54-46 said:

Look at the state of him. What goes through his mind when deciding he wants to look like that 

its not his fault he was born so ugly. he don't earn enough for plastic surgery to right the mug behind all the facial hair he grows trying to hide it. 

i have just been reading an article about brainless creatures and came across this...

NB: Sea squirts do have brains as newborns, but the brains turn out to be useless when they become adults.

sounds familiar doesn't it 

19 hours ago, Monkeh said:

no the fact he had 5 fingers, he doesn't fit in there, they aren't webbed,

There was a humongous king size dreadnought left in trap 2 of the central Dolman toilets at the last home game. A proper pipe blocker.

I would hope that is cleared up by next season.

And I hope the bloke responsible recovers over the summer. He must have needed stitches.

this made me laugh. why don't people go at home before a game,  much healthier option 

1 hour ago, 1960maaan said:

This can't be right surely, from Argyle forum.

great win for Argyle though, Rovers were a poor team today.

From what I've read the gAss were robbed , 2 wrong Pens and they should have won, by far the better team. The ref ****** them over was the quote I read from Asschat.

it is right,everybody knows they are poor,not got a pot to piss in

48 minutes ago, BS3City said:

Vyner waving to the Blue Few, bet they loved that! He's gone up even more in my estimations... 

plus this. hope it hurt.

make us cream daryls dogs

3 hours ago, TwoSheds said:

His sister is she on top or lower (in the bunk bed)

neither,shes under the table doing a blower on him

i expect a few thousand went up weds and sat in the carpark for a few hours.no different to matchday for them. 

3 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

But where will they get all the fertilizer they will need from?

in the reduced section at poundland,  will be out of date and useless but they will have it anyway so they can cry poor me's when it dont work

Hes got odd ears .is his right ear for catching flies??

wouldnt surprise me if 50,000 went to london.

lets be honest here,if you were a local,would you stop to give a 3 eyed 7 fingered fuktard directions. they didnt get locked out,they couldnt find it

23 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said:

Maybe the ground hoppers will have to stay put a bit longer in the place they stole, a nice tacky name for their ground could be the Dunroaming (but still living in tents) Stadium......

how about WALLYWORLD

5 hours ago, Sir Colby-Tit said:

One of life's great mysteries, no one's ever been brave enough to undress one, not even @Rudolf Hucker

imagine the horror of finding four nipples on 3 tits. where would you start?

do you think the horse punching stems from a mis understanding from them being told they are 'cross' bred

well they could have a bigger ground,then they could have a bigger tent and more than one santas grotto.you could just imagine them having 2 or 3 santas

dont know what id do for a giggle on an evening without bristol wanderers/rovers to read about. you have to give it to them,as a comedy show,they are up there with some mothers do 'ave 'em and steptoe and son

hes just pissed off at having to spend his transfer money on a few bags of salt for the away fans. no doubt the homors will bring their own

then chuck it at the goalie

On 12/25/2017 at 21:33, 22A said:

As I've posted before; as a football fan I do not want any club to die. However as a City fan, I'll be content with Rovers becoming a mid table Western League side.

PERMANENTLY!

at least then they wont get 98,000 locked outside the gates at portishead,i dont think they have any

my guess would be biffa or something.perhaps dopey was out fly tipping saturday afternoon

23 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I understand that he was actually at another game watching the team he is going to be managing next week.

have cheddar strawberry pickers sacked the manager again?