Murraysrightplum
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Classic threads here we come!
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On 17/07/2017 at 20:35, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:
They get a boner at 9000.
Standing room only?
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22 hours ago, 1960maaan said:
I may be wrong but he strikes me as a Michael Knighton type figure(think I've got the right guy). Seems to love the spotlight, wasn't he on the lap of honour? He's done Gloucs Rd to I believe. If I was of the blue persuasion I'd be a little concerned, not really done much so far financially , sprinklers apart , but likes to be seen as some sort of hero figure. I may be being unfair but after all the hype etc it must be a little worrying. Although the lies persist, even Sky mentioned your billionaire owner during the Millwall game .
The guy with the talking car?!
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Just seen that we've had the biggest average attendance for 38 years this season. That's one in the eye for the attendance obsessed blue few considering what a shite season it's been.
of course if they were in this league they'd average a billion plus the same number unable to get in
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52 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:
Feng phooey prank cons the Rovers
A football club was caught offside when it fell for a feng shui scam at the hands of television pranksters.
Guy de Beaujeu and Patrick Stockhausen persuaded Bristol Rovers officials they could enhance the club's results by such devices as installing a fish tank containing plastic fish behind the goal and ordering staff to make sure all toilet seats were down at all times.
Their other requirements included erecting an ornamental ceramic frog above the stadium entrance, placing potted house plants in all four corners of the players' dressing room, and hanging wind chimes around the stadium.
Gullible staff carried out all the recommendations made by the "experts in the ancient Chinese art" in an effort to beat second division rivals Gillingham. But the mumbo jumbo failed to create the right aura - and Rovers lost 1-0.
Yesterday Mr De Beaujeu, 32, said: "They fell for it, hook, line and sinker. They did everything we asked without question."
Mr De Beaujeu and Mr Stockhausen, who are based in Bristol, staged the stunt for a comedy series, The Gatecrashers, which they filmed last year for ITV2.
One of their producers telephoned Bristol Rovers and told the club they were making a documentary about the power of feng shui.
The ancient art is believed to balance one's surroundings and induce general well-being.
Rovers agreed to let the pair into their Memorial Ground stadium in the hope that this might boost the team's performance.
The duo duly arrived with a cameraman two hours before the kick-off of Rovers' tie against Gillingham, armed with bags of supposed feng shui paraphernalia.
Wow, I didn't know that one. Just... wow
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But but but if rovers were in the champions league and had Messi playing for them in the nou camp they'd definitely average more than they gurt teds....
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Play offs here we come!!!
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Great point. Sounded like a gutsy performance from the team.
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Umm what's happening
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Get he mutha **** in!!!
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With all the new signings and the transfer window out of the way it feels like the start of the season. Let's hope we get back to that form quick smart!
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10 hours ago, Matty Taylor [BCFC] said:
Why the hell would you support rovers living in Essex? Deserves all he gets!
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A POINT, A POINT! WE GOT A BLOODY POINT!!!!
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10 hours ago, JamesBCFC said:
In fact there are 9, that go to their dump
https://www.firstgroup.com/uploads/node_images/J12497 Bristol Rovers leaflet AW web.pdf
Which one does RobboRed drive?
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11 minutes ago, Monkeh said:
So the gas are like Brighton off the field? Does that mean they are about to post a 25 million loss?
That would be some ******* expensive sprinklers!
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12 hours ago, View from the Dolman said:
If the ball was bad...
Does the teddy bear count towards their attendance??
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58 minutes ago, Star of a gunner said:
THIS IS SURELY A WIND UP ?
Any other club you'd think so!
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In other news, just seen on Facebook that there is a big rovers giveaway for Christmas and one lucky person can win a free... wait for it... mitre football!!!!
(All of 8 quids worth)
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11 minutes ago, Robbored said:
That is such a tired and old gibe...........
Do try to come up with something more original.
Z z z z z
Someone's tired
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50 minutes ago, shelts said:
Yes it is when you think where they was .
Yep and they're slowly sinking back to their true home
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55 minutes ago, shelts said:
Congratulations to Barrow a great win. Rovers still having a decent season after two consecutive promotions. No chance of a sell out game at Ashton Gate next round then!!
Mid table in league 1 is a great achievement for a non league club
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Bristol R*vers dustbin thread
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I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come on and ____ me out