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5 hours ago, Tangle Foot said:

I personally see his best position is as a number 8.

COYR.

He's not tall enough, probably more of a fly half.

How to feed the deluded, a Joey Barton series, no. 3,179

3 hours ago, Robbored said:

Twitter is unreliable as a ‘source’ with loads of wild speculation and complete bollocks. There’s only one 100% reliable way of guaranteeing that a player has signed for City - does anyone know what that is?………..

No idea. Perhaps you could remind us more than you currently do?

18 minutes ago, W-S-M Seagull said:

Didn't we have a desso pitch before? Why change from that? 

It was 9 years old and in the last year of it's contract... it had to go.

And then there is this which has become a classic in its own right

1 hour ago, Never to the dark side said:

There was another similar footy story with Syd James and Tony hancock in 1959 about football pools

There must have been a few more as well

https://youtu.be/DhGGCXug3Hc

Of course, these days, we have YouTube for such nostalgic trips

I read this and wept... with laughter.

http://bristolroversmemorabilia.weebly.com/history-of-failed-stadia-attempts.html

The article needs updating because it doesn't mention the south stand redevelopment which will be magnificent.

He's been on the Irn-Bru and you love to see it...
 

I thought I'd go above and beyond and design you a team anthem...

 Well we're all pissed up and we're moving from the Stoke to Wembury, Wembury 

3 minutes ago, chinapig said:

On the big pot of money, whether they have one or not Ashton will spend it!

.... and will happily piss in it whether that is what it is intended for or not.

As @Olé has said elsewhere Erol Bulut spells trouble.

We've signed an Easter egg?

2 minutes ago, Superjack said:

Oops.

I'm blaming my phone. 

 

 

 

But it might have been the beer.

Did you mean bear?

An absolute treasure and worthy of spelling his name right.

In other news they think they have sold 500 out of 740 season tickets in the corner of a new stand that is yet to get planning permission. I can't see that here will be any problems at all in doing that.

13 minutes ago, One Team said:

I may have missed it on here but anyone noticed the URL for their forum has changed? Popped on to have a laugh and just noticed it!

They forgot to put 50p in the gas meter

https://gasheads.proboards.com/thread/21104/logging-on-domain-expired-message

Gossip picking up pace.... sorry for the repetition above.

2 hours ago, The Journalist said:

We've been rickrolled. It's never really occurred to me before, but it's hard to believe a man that young - 21 at the time - could produce a voice... like that.

Such a shame that the rickrolling is spoilt by taking me straight to an advert for SkyTV