Esmond Million's Bung

It's bad enough that we can't get Radio Brizzle commentary on the Net, but the fact that Player is total shite just means they're taking the piss

Mine's ok, JET just had one cleared off the line, Flint mistake put us under pressure

Looks like Williams has be dropped for el abd

or rested?

1-0 to CITY Baldock to score, from a 1..1. El Abd sent off.

You forgot SC to eat a couple of babies during the warm up.

Might not be too far off with the gate.

 

I went to Wickes a couple of hours ago and counted 7 individuals in the vicinity of the ground who might have been football fans.

 

In fact 2 old blokes were actually in City colours, although one very nearly slipped over while crossing the road at the traffic lights, so may or may not be in attendance.

 

As for the weather - it's been drizzling but no rain at the moment in BS3.

 

Ominous clouds though for the walk down............

Fontaine and Carey?

Get off Williams back, EMB.

Never been anywhere near him, since the restraining order.

piss off how is that fair on williams???  looks like the youth policy is slowly leaving

So is our 1st division status, which a little more important at this moment in time, get a grip.

Yes, Waitrose, what can I get you EMB?

Vaseline, curry flavoured condoms, a bag of clitoris all sorts, turkish delight and 6 pack of umbongo.

Someone has already stated that this is a 'must win game', so I will merely remind us all who the next two matches are against.

 

Has to be 3 points, as we will get nowt from the next two games.

 

3-1 City - JET to score the second with an over-head kick from 30 yards, in his last game before he signs for Boro.

 

Attendance 11,571.

 

Weather report to follow, if I can be arsed.

Are you going to the shops today?, I have some items I need.

The catalyst for this surprise signing may I venture was perhaps according to virtually every eye witness account on saturday was the ease at which Hansen bullied our defence around all game.

To Michael Jackson's Bad

Because he's Abd, he's Abd-
Come on
(Abd Abd-really, really Abd)
You know I'm Abd, I'm Abd-
You know it

Glad you're paying attention. In fairness, as someone else has said; 2.5 years isn't ridiculous. Still seems to be a sea change in the types of signings, and I'm sure these aren't Burt's recommendations.

Thank **** for that, enough ex royal ballet players, trained not to tackle under any circumstances, by the previous non contact instructor.

My thoughts exactly.

 

The pillars are beginning to creek.

Jesus, tuesday you said we needed to sort the defence out.

Five Pillars?

Frys 5 boys?

Think kitr is anti sc but he has a point, if we've only kept 1 clean sheet in 8 games we are going to struggle to win games.

Same problem when sod was in charge, just don't know what the answer is to defending set pieces, apart from practice on training ground.

There is a huge difference, SC is trying to win games, SOD only ever tried not to lose games, as SC said only wins will save us from relegation.

Sorry, how is what I've said any different from the numerous people on here saying the players sound like "they've given up"?

 

That reflects far worse on SC, Mrs Cotterill.

if your correct at least they left it too late in the game to give up, unlike SOD's pre match surrendering.

We're still conceding too many goals under SC, only 1 clean sheet in 8?? We'll continue to struggle in the league too as long as we keep leeking goals unfortunately.

Yeah but we are actually winning a few now, 8 more points and he overtakes the tactical genius.

Donny who ?

OK now were talking he did play for City

cum on boys we can still do this, man city who are they?

You might want to review the first 3 words of the sentence, operation yew tree and all that.

Boom boom !

Wrong again he's at Donny, next?

Gordon Bennett what a coincidence

Nah your wrong Gordon Bennett used to work for the gas.

 

According to BBC we have only had 1 shot, so just how has Baldock missed 4 chances?

One on one, Elliott heads down Baldock hits it's over and Baldock heads over, BBC are shit mate.

Sounds as though Baldock has missed his customary 1st half hatrick.

"methinks he doth protest too much"

Nah I think you have me mixed up with the people who actually believed they could see 'the emperors new clothes', you know the excuse writers and the feeling in me water brigade and are still in mourning and missing the dirges.

someone's in love 

Not at all, was not happy with his appointment but so far pleasantly surprised, but overjoyed that I don't have to listen whispered, mind numbing dirges delivered in a dour 'everybuuddy ates moy' black country accent.

Another funny and positive and interactive interview from SC, everything just seems to be more positive and happier.