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Wally's last Tweet, nothing for 10 days. Getting bored of the R*verz?

Martin O'Neill; 

Former European Cup Winner, former manager of Norwich, Leicester, Celtic, Villa and the Republic of Ireland.                                                                                        New Manager of Nottingham Forest , 18 month contract.

Paul Scholes;

Former Champions League, Premier League, and FA Cup winner. Former England international.                                                                                                                       About to be offered 18 month contract as new manager of Oldham

Graham Cocklan;

Former lower league clogger. Fake Oirish accent. No managerial experience. Willing to work for next to nothing.                                                                                        New Bristol Rovers manager on a two and a half year contract.

1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Sercombe going? What, what, what, what, what, what, what?

If I ruled the world....

I tink I need to ship out tree or four players

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48 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

8163 

How many Chairboys?

The leprechaun's honeymoon is over

A doctor, solicitor and a warehouse man from Avonmouth went to the pub.....

48 minutes ago, Sniper said:

Yep, 3x VHS, 2x Betamax and 10 video tapes all containing recordings of Babe Station.

Did they get the video tapes from the infamous shop next door to their supporters shop up Two Mile Hill, owned by a famous local  "actress" ?

Photo from this mornings training session led by the tramp and the leprechaun

1 hour ago, Ohbasso said:

Stole their anthem from Plymouth.

Stole watches from players.

Stole from the supporters club.

Stole the money for sand and bought cheaper stuff instead.

Stole the Memorial Ground from the rugby club

Korey Smith was in the commentary booth for the BCTV+ coverage yesterday and he took credit for Matty Taylor’s goal. He claims he told MT pre-match that whenever he got the ball he should have a shot or he’d need to give Smith a fiver.

“That was all the motivation I needed,” said Taylor. “That was a week’s wages when I was at Rovers.”

2 hours ago, harrys said:

Any news on their new ground & training pitch ?

The leprechaun got the job on the back of saying that the Memorial Ground is fine and training on a children's playing field is ok 

Nice to hear Mr. Cocklan's mother finally getting her song sung yesterday

35 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Coughlan was given the job because no one else would take it at £7.83 per hour.  That's why they didn't bother to ask Hollowhead

It's COCKlan, get it right!

27 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Can you match these training facilities? ......

Is that a boat in the top photo?

Flood warning imminent

2 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

Got it ................Cock-lan is a ventriloquist's dummy , he's say on Wally's lap with Wally's hand up his arse !

I think Cocklan will need to change the colour of his bow tie 

21 minutes ago, Rich said:

No, just resigned. No mention of a gagging order. That said they could have a gentlemen's agreement but, that would take gentlemen. Pure speculation but, if Wael had threatened him with the sack over misconduct, say for speaking about the clubs lack of investment, amongst other things, then he might have had to resign with a gagging agreement, or, face the sack for misconduct, which isn't good on his CV. Either way, no compensation.

Can't believe that, 5 year contract then walk away with nothing?

Sounds like BS, smells like BS

This is how Cocklan persuaded the fake sheik to give him the job

You watch em abandon the boycott of the check a trade trophy now they're through to the quarter finals

2 hours ago, Rich said:

There was a phone in yesterday morning, the presenter John Darvall? was talking to a woman Rovers supporter that lived in Portishead. He asked for her views on several points, then went on to say that Will Hosken? had confirmed this morning that, DC had received no compensation, as he had resigned.

 

 

What? Resigned with a gagging order?

According to Urban Dictionary, 

Cocklan is one who possesses a massive pork sword. 

Strange coincidence in the League 1 fixtures this Saturday has every one of the bottom 8 playing away games.

Gas away to Accrington Stanley

55 minutes ago, BS3City said:

Just got back from taking the boy to school, listening to Radio Bristol with Emma Britton interviewing the new Sag manager.

"So Graham, just to clarify, is it Coff or Cock?"

I think we all know the answer to that one deary...

What was his answer?

She's a ***** ........

Who are da R*verz playing tomorrow? Can't find it on my football pools coupon