myol'man

Would you believe Barnet have a player called Joe Payne.

Now where have I heard that name before?

6 hours ago, Tomarse said:

I’m starting to think GasChat is an elaborate hoax/artistic experiment by Banksy. 

Just searched for GasChat on Google and I got some fat bloke talking about dodgy electrics and plumbing!

14 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

So 5 games withour scoring a goal and apparently haven't even looked like doing so.  Must be boring as **** having to watch that dross eveey week.

Their fans will need a new song "when will we score again".

5 games since Marcus Stewart took over training the strikers. 

Man's a genius

1 hour ago, Major Isewater said:

I thought Firkin Dimwit played for Anderlecht.

Firkin Dimwit is the new winter ale from Wickwar Brewery 

36 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

What are you predictions for this weekend?

A) 90+1

B) 90+2

C) 90+3 

D) 90+4

E) Doesn't matter as they have already been humiliated within the 90

 

Jamie Mackie to score the winner 

10 minutes ago, Carey 6 said:

 

Scouting out a new site for the Arena?

1 hour ago, phantom said:

That isn't based on any fact though, just a personal opinion.

Wait until it is up and running then we can judge, teams have managed to get to a decent standard from Canada and France in the English leagues, so not so sure it won't be a success in this area

stupid northern game! 

1 hour ago, Quedgeley Exile said:

York City are moving into new stadium next season. 8000 cap sharing with York rugby league team.

Will they call it the New Rotherham stadium?

10 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

I always remember how excited he was scoring in a pre-season friendly at the Gate. Wasn't it he who was supposed to have branded GJ a "Conference Manager" in a dressing room row, which was then infamously repeated on here? Might explain where it went wrong.....?

and now he's working for a real live conference manager!

I think it's about time that Hartcliffe boy Marcus Stewart received a special award from OTIB for services to the downfall of Bristol R*vers.

Since it was announced that he was to carry out one to one training sessions with all of their strikers, they have now failed to score in 4 league matches.

Whatever agent Stewart is doing, it must be absolute genius.

He's one our own.

Arise Sir Marcus Stewart, CAF, FTG, MTG

17 minutes ago, Moments of Pleasure said:

This whole tent thing. Is it not time for us, now, to update, modernise, bring-into-the-21st-century our term of reference for them?

We tip our hat to our forebears who - with a wit still unmatched by the dullards of Eastville (and Trumpton and the Memorial Ground) - called them "the gas" but recognising the appropriation since of said term by the witless Few (and their local media chums) now coin a new term of endearment acknowledging their evolution from noxious gasworks scruffy f*****s to scrapyard dwelling camping enthusiasts and label them:

 

The Tent.

 

And in so doing, enabling us to sing: "The Tent, The Tent: We gotta get rid of The Tent" (to which they will surely reply: "You'll never get rid of The Tent").

To us, to my mind, they are no longer The Gas; they are now: The Tent.

 

Or maybe change their anthem from "Goodnight Irene" to "Goodnight Campers" 

Heard this #gaslogic cracker over the weekend;

"only losing 1-0 to a last minute winner (for the 2nd week running I reminded him) isn't such a bad thing as we are only 1 goal away from getting a draw"

!!!!!!!!!!!!    ????????????

6 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

Are there many better footballing terms than `A forlorn Phil Bater`?

It looks like the master had given up by then!

3 hours ago, onehowie said:

Can anyone find any footage of that Chris Garland header...I think it was the 6-1 victory back in the eighties....possibly Anglo Scottish cup or something. That must rate right up with the best piss takes ever...even better than the Matty Taylor transfer.

Sorry Miah, but you've rekindled a great memory mentioning that.

Just for you Howie

10 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

3171 at Burton today. When they played Sunderland a few weeks ago the attendance was 4566. I guess a decent away following makes the difference?

Surely that's just in the away end?

Unbelievable Jeff

"We're not afraid of Burton"

Aim high Dopey, aim high!

1 hour ago, myol'man said:

Top four of all time;

3,200 for the final game at Eastville

Relegated from the football league.

Avoiding relegation from the football league thanks to Hitler

Selling Eastville to the dog racing company and pocketing the cash.  

Typo, 3,576

Top four of all time;

3,200 for the final game at Eastville

Relegated from the football league.

Avoiding relegation from the football league thanks to Hitler

Selling Eastville to the dog racing company and pocketing the cash.  

2 hours ago, JBFC II said:

According to their forum they are expecting to take around 4-500 for their trip to burton. 

I thought they were the bestest fans in the universe?

Typo, 4,500 

36 minutes ago, BS2 Red said:

100% agree and fair play to everyone that stayed away.  It's a shame the crowd wasn't zero.

Yeah, but they'll take 45,000 to Wembley vs the Middlesbrough youth team

No crowd announced at the mem tonight

Come on Yeovil reserves

48 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Handball count might be pretty high.

Talking of handball, the Bristol Handball team would like to join the Bristol Sport empire

27 minutes ago, nebristolred said:

Oh absolutely not Steve Lansdown, I don't think that would even be legal. He's on the Rovers side, bald, looks like an alien.

Could be absolute bollocks mind you.

Perfect description of Hollowhead. Has he got any dosh?