Taken from AssChat;

"We want our money back"

 "Me and my family have no stand to which we have purchased season tickets to watch the football from. If this issue is not sorted during the coming week we will be asking for a full season ticket refund and will go to games on a pay on the day"

Was the assist from Sir Colin for the winner? 

11 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

From tonight’s TV prog, GPs behind closed doors. Horfield surgery. Not sure a GP can do much for schizophrenia...

 

 

Are you sure that you hadn't tuned in to Tattoo Nightmares?

25 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Took his watch to Cash Converters.

10 bob guv , it's a fake 

6 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

they will just stop turning up, they always abandon the gas when things don't go their way, you watch their attendances drop to 6k if they have a poor start

No, no, no........ don't you remember

"If the R*vers played in the street we'd watch from the pavement"

I see Dragons Den are looking for entrepreneurs for the next series, maybe the Fake Sheikh could scam a few quid on there?

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2 hours ago, supercidered said:

I love the white paint on the steps of the terrace. It's Health & Safety gone mad I tell you!

Segregation 

8 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

So long story short; property deal gone bad, they are trying to salvage a return.

Beg, steal, borrow. . . . repeat!

2 hours ago, supercidered said:

Fetching it off would be my guess

Felching a dog? Surely not 

2 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

Another interesting little snippet in there - one of them says that it is cheaper to take out a full page ad in WellRed than it is for one in their shitty little rag.

So, pay less money for your ad to be seen by 10k or so people or more for it to be looked at by three men and a dog?

Yeah, but what are the 3 men doing to the dog?  

40 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Proof that somethings never change

 

Has anyone come in for Brucie boy yet? No? They all knew that Grab was no good without Smash 

1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

And magic carpet cleaning products - which will be handy when Wally wants to return home to Jordan.

She wouldn't would she? 

And so it begins again 

2 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

I expect they’ve rigged the water meter..!

Underground pipe from the cricket ground

34 minutes ago, glynriley said:

Pugwash..?

Seaman Staines?

first match in the chuckle trade trophy;

   home to West Ham youth.

Live on Sky maybe? 

Oh dear, the natives are getting restless;

7 hours ago, myol'man said:

I've got 2 spare tickets (out of a block booking of 10) for the Glos vs Somerset 20/20 this Friday.

£15 each

pm if interested

Just 1 left now

28 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

I met a well known sag on the way to the pub to watch the game last night, resplendent in his England shirt, nice as pie he was, very amicable and used my first name.

After the game, I walked the same way and saw the same sag walking his dog. He had changed into their blue and white rag and my name had changed to 'shithead'!

Nice eh!! 

Was he off to visit Darrell?

I've got 2 spare tickets (out of a block booking of 10) for the Glos vs Somerset 20/20 this Friday.

£15 each

pm if interested

Looks like they are at it again. Any of our WSM readers heard anything?

Thug punches police horse and assaults officer after England's World Cup loss

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/thug-punches-police-horse-assaults-1776769

50 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/brazen-thieves-pictured-ransacking-pop-1774856

 

I'd wager these are though, 

They stole miscellaneous items worth about £100 overall, including a shovel, a megaphone, a crucifix necklace and drill bits.

They must be the contractors for the long awaited Memorial Ground improvements. Not sure about the crucifix though?

9 hours ago, Leveller said:

Slanging match and routine mutual insults aside, this would have been a very odd tale to have made up.

However, if Henbury Gas is honest, he may still have been misled - not lied to - by a person with learning difficulties who got unduly upset by an unexceptional incident, no?

His mistake may well be to have stated foolishly that he knew it to be true, just because he was told it.

I for one can imagine a situation where a person with learning difficulties just maybe sat in the wrong seat and got talked to by someone whose seat it was, in a slightly aggressive way.

At the end of the day, it may be that something that slight has got wildly exaggerated. All speculation, I know, but so is the whole dialogue.

No you're wrong, the story now doing the rounds amongst the few is that a defenceless disabled person had his teeth knocked back down his throat by a huge vicious 'ted, witnessed by thousands who did nothing, recorded then deleted on CCTV, and ignored by the police and the media cos they're all gurt 'teds too!

5 hours ago, Gashead1981 said:

CCTV is classed as evidence....there is, as yet, no cctv, so the latter must be required. 

Any complaint or allegation needs a witness testimony to prosecute. 

Even if what HG says is true, unless any other witnesses that saw it, confirm it, are willing to make a statement and testify and then a suspect is arrested and questioned you can’t bring any charges.

But this case does not live and die on what Henbury does or doesn’t know, in fact, it’s got nothing to do with him other than he can supply the name of someone who was assaulted. He didn’t witness it. So you can’t focus on him solely. The only thing he can be accused of is revving you lot up over this alleged event, and it’s only him and oldgas that have mentioned it. No one else of GC really cares. 

 

 

 

Are you following the old adage that if you repeat a lie often enough it will eventually be believed as the truth?

Who was it who said that? Donald Trump? Oscar Wilde? Hitler?

56 minutes ago, wood_red said:

 It seems from the outside Wael will not put anything in at all, 

Where has he been to anyway? He's like our Mark Ashton, gets on TV (and shoulders) when it is going well and then when the opposite happens he does a disappearing act.

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