myol'man

Page 808, get off yer tits on this 90's classic;

Goalkeeper man of the match two weeks running 

I've bought a new computer made from the outside of a tree. The hardware is not as good as the software.

It's bark is worse than its byte! 

1 hour ago, El Hombrecito said:

Wanting something for nothing, again.

Congratulations  40,000th post 

2 hours ago, phantom said:

 

Are you retiring @JulieH ?

Shy and retiring x

So as well as having tents at the stadium, they now want to build barns at the training ground farmers field!

2 minutes ago, Southport Red said:

...we would have won if their blinking goalie hadn’t saved that shot...

That blinking M.O.T.M goalie was one of their own

9,006? Must be well over a thousand janners there.

Pitiful attendance

1.30 kick off? Any idea why? Got to be at least one dullard turns up just in time for the final whistle 

Sex pest goalie has been dropped

48 minutes ago, LilRascal said:

How many “Teds” do you reckon they’ll be claiming will be in the Plymuff end today then? I’m going for 250. 

Ted's drinking up Gloucester road no doubt

All Plymouth tomorrow aren't we?

Green army !

1 hour ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Don't worry, I shall be in the Stoke end, so don't be surprised to  hear a few chants of 'we're coming for you'

Stoke your other favourite team due to the Pulis connection Miah?

ps, why do most  R*vers fans have 'another team' ?

13 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

who’s the gap calculater? when’s it’s 18th birthday?

28th October ( Stoke at home the day before, get your banners out and your badges on!)

2 hours ago, phantom said:

@myol'man where was this from?

Some sad act GHS kid spending too much time alone in his bedroom!

20 hours ago, myol'man said:

WTF?  

Is that Irene with the tartan mini-skirt on?

WTF?  

27 minutes ago, Nuno Gomez said:

Apologies if this has been posted before but I cried when reading the comment from the guy who actually wanted to move there but couldn’t because “the machine has broken”.

From Midnight Express;

Ahmet: Where are you going? Why don't you walk the wheel with us? What is the matter my American friend? What has upset you? Oh, a bad machine doesn't know that he's a bad machine. You still don't believe it? You still don't believe you're a bad machine? 

Billy Hayes: Oh, I know. I already know. I know that you are a bad machine.  And do you know how I know? Huh? I know, because I'm from the factory. I make the machines!

1 minute ago, RedLionLad said:

5007

No! Honestly? That's less than 4k hoops fans.

10 minutes ago, wood_red said:

It opened a couple of weeks ago and from what I gather it was a sort of invite only on the opening night. A friend and his missus had tickets and got refused entry at 1105 because it was 11pm deadline for entry!! 

To pay £15 entry to see some band in there is crazy, you get plenty of bands down the 02, Thekla, Louisiana etc etc all cheaper than that. Probably with a better atmosphere and set up better for bands. I have seen many in all of those places and many of them have been cheaper than that. Granted if it is someone you want to see etc that is different, but at least in town you are in town and can make a night of it. Leave MJs and you got the spoons (departure lounge) or a probable empty Chase downstairs if it is even open! Once a few people go in on a night out and don't like who they are seeing they won't be back. It is in a place for locals and not like a bar in town. I will be amazed if it is there in 2-3 years time, but good luck to them as think they will need it. 

Did Dean Windass get an invite?

#gaslegend 

13 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

well they do think they are louder then leeds and liverpool and better then norwich and Barcelona 

Bar Celona (Kingswood's top nightspot) has closed down. I wonder why?

https://www.bristol247.com/news-and-features/news/kingswood-bar-shut-over-assaults-record/

It willll be interesting to see what the home attendance is tonight, I'm guessing less than 5,000 QPR fans

37 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I`m sure Luke Freeman and Matt Smith won`t be looking forward to facing the wall of noise that will be heading their way on Tuesday.

No doubt they will as usual spend the entire match abusing anyone who once played for us rather than supporting their own team.

Yep, I bet Shaun McCloskey got a load of abuse today

11 hours ago, Monkeh said:

did I read that right?, they let their first team keeper go out on emergency loan to lincoin? have things got that bad they need to let first players leaver with no replacement? 

The sex pest is their first team keeper 

7 hours ago, sglosbcfc said:

Is it guess the stadium? If so I'll guess Atletico madrid's new ground. 

Mighty Mangoes?