So they’ve signed this bloke, and are rumoured to be in for Callum Camps.
Are all their signings going to have names that reflect their “stadium”…?
They’ll be after Peter Portaloo next.
Indeed.
But if the in house interviewer came out with “so Steve, why did you let Mark Ashton have so much autonomy?” His ass would be travelling out the door quicker than an Alan Walsh free kick.
and bullshit...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61757947
"Andi Weimann - we signed him for £1.5 million as a wide player and turned him into a nine and a half, and this year, he's scored 22 goals and assists as well. I'm delighted for him."