glynriley

My wife is leaving me as she thinks I'm obsessed with the band The Monkees.

I though she was joking at first.

And then I saw her face..........

Thanks, that's just some of my arms, though shouldn't you be celebrating your play off semi win, preparing for your final, than being an arse and embarrassment, see yaaaaaaaa

How many arms have you got ??

Oh , and RFG is a Cardiff fan !

This isn't what I imagined when waking up this morning..

Everyone winning.

City Losing.

Carey off.

What a terrible day.

Aint 4.45 yet mate !

Several City fans were 'fighting with stewards' after the goal apparently, all calm 20 seconds later.

Probably not sat in the correct seats

Posh losing

Probably the best team we've got with the players available. Good to see the 2 boys on the bench as well.

leather or suede?

Suede ! In this weather !

Riggers?

Caterpillar.

It's always puzzled me why match day threads never contain the opposition line up and formation...would be nice to know sometimes, btw what's riley wearing today?

Jeans , shirt and my work boots. Why ?

Manchester United fans love Robin Van Persie.

Liverpool fans love Robin Van Radios.

Prety sure the EE juvenile price was 40p in '76 for the first season in the old First Division.

Maybe it was 70p then , can't believe that was over 30 years ago. Time flys when your enjoying yourself eh !!

Blimey that does surprise me. Perhaps there was an offer on.

I do clearly remember my Dad chucking me a few quid and pointing me at the turnstiles. That would of been about 85-86 season when I first went regularly.

I'd be surprised if it was that much as well. When I first started going with mates from school , about 81/82 I can remember paying 70p to get in the East End !!

Edit - actually it may have been £1.70 , can anyone else remember ?

Last season ??

You know who really give kids a bad name ?

Posh and Becks.

Why should they?

Your company is in trouble and they ask you to tear up your contract and leave for nothing would you? or would you as I suspect fight for every penny you are owed?

If I was a millionaire and thought I could walk straight into a similar position on similar pay I would.

Let's face it , if The AG8 had taken your view , we would not be here to have this conversation.

Luke Varney has signed for Leeds so that's one off their books.

Before his tragic death , the co-founder of Apple Inc. spent the last months of his life in England shop lifting Mr Sheen.

Typical Jobs , coming over here and stealing our Polish.

I'm really worried about my Parrot.

He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life".

My room-mate's too selfish to notice. He just sits there crying.

I was at working in my restaurant one day when this Chinese customer told me "Your fries aren´t done".

I told him, "If you think you can cook the chips any better, you´re welcome to try you cheeky ****."

Then I burnt my knob on the stove.

^ This

I'd love it if they messed up and went out in the play offs

+1

I was at work yesterday when a female colleague asked me what my ring tone was. I said "light brown like everyone else's". These women are certainly more forward these days.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the

60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking........And then I saw

her face