Bazooka Joe

Always thought he lived in a parallel universe. Probably the same for 99.9% of the crowd, but it's difficult not to hear the noisy loudmouth.

Cam has a really good engine. When he goes through the gears, the opposition gets shafted. Cam on You Reds !

This made me simile.

Just in case Forest are interested in signing him, I hope you told them his name was “Haydon Roberts”.

He’s been quietly getting on with the job and silencing his critics. Good for him. Keep up the good work George.

Shirley that’s nob true. If that were the cake, why don’t we sea more productive test mistakes on hear? Just asking for a fridge.

I know we’re a really nice bunch, but I wouldn’t say we’re “cute”.

This loser is a toxic waste of space. People stay well clear of this guy-grrr. Counter that !

Would we then play a clone striker up front?

Something fishy about this signing from Grimsby. Will he be their new sKipper?

Rumour has it, that a few years ago, they paid a whopping £6.99 for a copy of "Irene's Greatest Hits" featuring Madge Catt-Hare and the Furballs.

Yeh, the smile that's associated with being held hostage. I reckon Kamil Toe will probably be a useless tnuc.

There'll be a few who don't have a Klu what this is all about. Klan you elucidate further for the benefit of all the Klux out there? Thanks

Knowing the thieving Fewers, it's probably K'Yate.

Have they no shame? It appears, at the behest of their new "Owner," they have resorted to selling "kids for a quid" and adults for a miserly £10. I know they're desperate for money, but even for them, this is a step too far. It seems doing anything immoral or illegal is okay with them. So the Fewers/Rags/Squatters/Sags are now Traffickers as well. Wonder what their next great (hopefully legal/moral) income-generating scheme will be? "Hussain Al Seaweed and his team are prowed to announce our Back, Sack and Crack service, (delivered by the stunningly hirsute Irene and her team of toothless hags), our new Fungal Toenail pasty range, and our long-awaited verruca and acne-flavoured drinks (we guarentee they're out-of-date or your money back)"

Those revolting “quarter” shirts symbolise what they believe to be their share of the supporter base in Bristol. But they need to be more honest with themselves and divide those grotesque colours into eighths (at the very best).

Our squad will welcome having a young, gifted side-kick (sic), whose decision to join us was probably based on seeing a bright future here. Thankfully, the drinking culture at our club has long gone, so he won't find it hard to steer clear of the spirits.

Let's hope that neither are hit by our seemingly endless injury jinx.

That Jonathan Pearce call himself a City fan. Just watched his commentary of Arsenal v Palace. No mention of anything to do with Bristol City ! A golden opportunity for another 3,000 Bristol City history, name-drops and player anecdotes goes a begging. C'mon Pearcey, you can do better than that. (However, I suspect his bosses might have has a quiet word in his ear after the West Ham game)

With all those empty spaces, they should name the eyesore "The Mind the Gap" Stand.

This explains why they call their mob "The Herd" Apparently every one of them is called "Pat"

The only category where the Fewers can truly say “Mind the Gap”.

Build it and they will come. But not as in “attending”. Since that ugly eyesore was built, the over-excited, deluded Fewers have been constantly creaming themselves, believing that “thing” is something to be prowed of. Fittingly, anyone causing trouble in that monstrosity will be immediately ejected ejaculated by the stewards.

Big businesses? They'll be lucky to get a Big Issue seller to sponsor that joke of a stand. Actually Jokova Stand sounds like a good name. There is a company called Jokova in the Czech Republic.

You do realise that when (not if) the Rags go out of existence, your property will quadruple in value. And you will deserve every penny for all that you have had to put up with. This torture sounds worse than what happens in Guantanamo Bay. If you can't wait for them to fold, perhaps someone can contact Amnesty International to help you get away. Having 10,000 undesirables locked outside, roaming the area in their Zombie-like state, at every home game must be incredibly inconvenient and annoying.