Bazooka Joe

After Al Qadimodo went to watch Chelsea, he gave Agent Cotterill a suitcase of cash to buy Costa for the Sags..

Cotterill is cracking up - the over-excited bed-wetters haven't realised he's bought them the only Costa they can afford.

Five pillars?

Why don't they go the whole hog and introduce the ten commandments:-

1. Thou shalt honour the five pillars

2. Thou shalt not stand

3.Thou shalt not sing

4.Thou shalt not swear

5. Thou shalt not drink up thee cider

.... you can fill in the rest yourselves

4 hours ago, gloucester robin said:

I like the look of Gus Poyet playing a 4-4-4-2-formation that could give us an edge..............if we have enough players!!!

With our thin squad, the only formation we can play is 1-1-1-1 and no-one on the bench

15 hours ago, pommers1965 said:

a rovers workmate of mine is banging on about them taking 1600 to exeter..
near on 3,000 for a similar mileage trip to reading will shut him up

If they take the 4 o'clock they'll miss the kick off!

It's not just the fact that we dropped two precious points.

It's that we dropped them right at the very death....

and that Franchise Dons won so close to the end of their game...

and that Huddersfield and Rotherhan trounced their opposition and got 3 points.

Those three go into their next games on a high while we travel up to high-flying Burnley (who will be looking to puts things right) on a depressing low.

Christ! - after Pack's miss it seemed inevitable that we'd **** it up - and we did!

Right now I'd take three points every time, any way we can - no matter how crap we play.

4 hours ago, richwwtk said:

 

I don't know you and won't insult you.

But judging by your comments, if someone gave you a slap or slapped your best mate, I guess you're the sort who'd turn the other cheek. That's very commendable. Each to his own.

Yes it was possible to avoid trouble, but unfortunately sometimes people like you got cornered or confronted by opposing mobs looking for easy targets.

Often those people who you now condemn stepped in and helped them out.

This has got nothing to do with egos.My generation's days are gone. It's just people reflecting on times gone by and setting the record straight.

Like some other posters have said, modern football is sterile,bland and suffocating itself.

Stadiums are half-empty, the corporate bloaters are having a jolly and fans at Leicester and elsewhere seem  pleased they are allowed to play with their happy-clackers - God forbid they sing, shout or wave home-made banners....or worse still shake their fists or .....dare to stand up (the ultimate crime!).

22 hours ago, st andrews gas said:

Have to admit the windass thing is a bit of a disaster PR wise- not that it would matter I hear you say. But a line has to be drawn by the p"""k above - Bristol City have never,ever 'terrorised or took over' the old Tote End - Millwall, Chelsea couldn't and your lot never ever got near.....

Heh, heh! I seem to have touched a raw nerve.

So BCFC never took over the Tote End? You are deluded and in denial.

Yeh, you sometimes put up a decent fight, but apart from a few guys that deserve respect, most of you just caved in and fled, often seeking police protection.

It wasn't simply a matter of us having greater numbers.

Anyway, it will never be proved either way now. If camera phones were around at that time we could easily put this to bed.

These are things that happened at football games a long-time back and we ain't going to see them again.

Hmm ... the Tote End?

oh yeh, that old dump. That half-finished stand that must have been built on a very low-budget (bit like where they are today)

We marched in, terrorised them and took it over  -  no fuss, no bovver.

As for that muppet - Windass by name, windass by nature. 

The gas! the gas!... gotta get rid of the gas!

19 hours ago, bristolcitysweden said:

On a positive this was a very clear and LOUDwake up call

Pardon?

1 minute ago, EmersonsRed said:

I don't know what people expected in all honesty. Easy wins every week?

Sounds like a good plan.

Let's go for it!

Anyone know the last time we came back and won from two goals down at half-time?

More importantly, anyone know a miracle-worker?

we are always coming for you - we will, for the moment, rejoice in looking at league 1, 2 tables.'here's hoping we draw you lot in f.a. cup that would be just beautiful....

That explains all those nasty stains on the Rajani trackie bottoms that you and your over-excited friends wear.

Whatever turns you on.

Need another tissue?

Well I never!

Quite surprised. Very pleased.

Respect to Steve Cotterell and the team.

Excellent result.

Probably, the first open top bus parade where the those on the bus outnumbered the inbreds in the street.

A PR disaster!

Humiliated by national press.

Another huge own goal by the sorry Sags.

82ers?

Nah! We're the 8-2ers .

What a way to celebr8 getting promoted and being Champions.

Ashton G8!

OK Steve, we get the message.... you're a winner.

So why the FCK are you letting such a useless bunch of losers wear our proud club's shirt?

Mandela was a force for good and a great leader, but not a politician.

Nelson was a man of the highest integrity with strong beliefs and principles; forgiving, wise, dignified and humble.

None of these apply to politicians.

Politicians are power-hungry, self-serving liars with inflated egos.

RIP Nelson Mandela.

It was the Sheffield Utd result and performance that finally condemned him.

The decision has been made.

No going back now.

We'll never know if O'Driscoll would have saved us or taken us down. But from what I've seen we were going down.

Good luck to the new bloke.

If he avoids relegation he'll be a hero.

No way Steve Lansdown would sell our star player while we're in a relegation fight.

We'll find out soon enough.

Scuse me Joe, are you the guy i had a drink with in the boozer under the bridge before the baaaadiff game, ?? bloke my age with a cap on ? ( nearly 60 still pushing the envelope ) cos yer pic rings a bell, sorry if wrong but ifr true thanks for the company ! (went to other boozer but had to buy a meal? )

Nah, not me bud.

I was in Cardiff, but not in the boozer under the bridge.

The fella you had a drink with sounds a lot nicer than me.

Brighton are due an off-day.

It would be good if they had a nightmare tonight.

I'd be more than happy with 3 points, no matter how flukey we are or how badly we play.

It would be a massive bonus if all the other results go our way.