Bazooka Joe

4 hours ago, RedM said:

Their relegation will be one of those ‘where were you’ moments for years to come. I was at Crawley, I can’t even remember the result or anything about the match only that it was glorious weather as our attention was elsewhere! I was having my first experience of Coach One (!) and the return to Bristol was party time, a great laugh ( yes really, they all hate the Gas with passion I didn’t think was possible ).

I returned home to discover all the talk was about the Radio Bristol phone in, obviously I had been blissfully unaware. Someone kindly posted a link on here and it certainly extended the celebration!

According to them some of us were in the Mansfield end.

5 hours ago, 22A said:

Today's giggle; http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/13036/new-stands?page=19 ipgas posted

It is for me because I have watched 50 years of mediocraty. I have seen Rovers in the Championship, Div 1, and 2 and non league, but mostly half way up Division One, or div 3 as it was. I want something better, I want us to have crowds of 20k+ like we did when I was a kid. If we had not have sold Eastville, I have no doubt that we would be the bigger of the 2 Bristol clubs. But that is history, and since then every ground we have been at has been crap, and the Mem is no different. I want to be a gashead watching a reasonable team in the Championship, not floundering around in the lower half of league one, because our sh**ty ground can only provide funds enough to do that. Meanwhile even some non league clubs have better grounds. Bloody angry to think some of you have no ambition for the club

Whoa! What a fool.

There's only one team in Bristol !

38 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I see that one of them has the temerity to disagree with the swivel-eyed mob and is immediately accused of being a gurt ted and told to get back to OTIB.

He`s also committed the cardinal sin of suggesting that they allow our fans on their shitty little site so they`re no doubt sharpening their pitchforks and lighting the torches as we speak.

You said it

17 hours ago, Offside said:

Championship ready.

More like Chumpionship ready.

1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said:

Can't wait for either Clarke to walk or get the sack, just so they can go into meltdown about who the new manager will be...

.... Only for Wally to appoint some Jordanian goat-herder or shepherd as he sees it as a sure fire way to build 'The club' overseas.

Breaking News ! 

Their Saviour has arrived in Horfield

(Goat to be appointed Assistant Manager)

1 hour ago, Loon plage said:

They have previous.. Poor old Dopey can't have enjoyed being that close to the fans by the looks of things..

Typical over-reaction on hearing they need planning permission for the tents.

7 minutes ago, Fiale said:

 

Seems the club have confused themselves as well - do they need planning permission or not, they said they don't need it, yet still agreed they need to put planning permission in once the structures are up - so they did know they needed it.

 

 

 

 

A spokesperson for Rovers said the current status of the stands were as ‘temporary structures’, which doesn't need planning permission. They said the Safety Advisory Group, which issues safety certificates for the stadium, had worked with the club throughout the process over the summer and were happy with what has happened.

The club worked with all the relevant authorities, including Bristol City Council, on its plans, and said it was agreed they would first put up the stands as temporary structures and then apply for planning permission once they were up and before they fell down.

But neither stand has formal planning permission, and the club has now submitted a retrospective planning application to Bristol City Council.

Just added something that they had redacted.

Build it and they will come !

Wael unveils design plan for futuristic stadium at Horfield

3 hours ago, miser said:

I'm looking forward to reading the technical specification when they get around to applying for permission. 

Let me oblige you - it's already been submitted.

Wael did it himself.

Poor sags - they just can't understand how they got it so wrong !

As Alf Garnett would say

"Stands to reason, dunnit !"

18 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

They are now expecting the club to charter them a train so they can transport all the hordes to their away matches ...

"We need cheap transport to Sunderland by train. Not a done deal in recent years but with help from gorringe could be achievable. Let's get football specials back on track."

Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/7754/break-mould#ixzz5SchFRgaS

Ah yes, the old Rovers Special - but would they really be able to fill such a behemoth again?

18 hours ago, Leveller said:

They thought they’d bought Flint, but it turned out to be Granite.

or John Stones !

Wael I never !

Credit where credits due - the guy's a genius.

Who else would have thought of introducing a portable stand that can be transported to away games to accommodate the 50,000 that usually get locked out?

3 hours ago, Rocky said:

It's a good job people like this guy don't use their real name on the internet, imagine employing this thick ****!!!

Wouldn't surprise me if that was his real name.

No doubt his twin brother Farty will post something too.

Hats off to Luton.

Woe-vers in freefall.

If Dyson really had any intention of going anywhere near them (dream on !), he'd have soon discovered that, being associated with those losers, sucks.

8 minutes ago, B block said:

It’s certainly photoshopped as the pitch is not that good 

Nor's the squad.

What a load of Gas-tronomers!

On 30/08/2018 at 10:47, SimonR said:

We still need an emoji to represent henbury sag. I think a Bull with a large steaming pile behind it would be Ideal. As in  "Thats a load of henbury" "thats a steaming pile of henbury" and so on.

Henbury Gas = Error 404

On 24/08/2018 at 14:33, RedLionLad said:

Latest on the missing seats....


" I was in the shop yesterday. They have had to stop selling tickets for the South West Stand due to the problem with row M not existing. People who were allocated that row need to pick new seats, hence only season ticket holders allowed in.
 

Just what they need to accommodate their non-existent fans.

20 hours ago, marmite said:

They have a trophy room???

No, they have atrophy room!

Credit where credit's due - they can all take a bow.

Long may it continue.

5 hours ago, phantom said:

How about the chances there is a supporter akin to SL out there who is willing to invest?

Yep,  I'm sure Henbury Gas (a man of considerable means) can scrape together the £30 required to take control of the rags.

18 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

I'll just leave this here...

Perfect reconstruction of theTote End - one good fart and the whole thing comes crashing down.

17 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

I think it's great that both Bristol football clubs are upgrading their stadiums to accommodate their loyal fans... 

C'mon let's be fair.....at least theirs is portable, and warrants special atTENTion, as they can transport it to away games...or better still, the local tip (oh sorry my bad, that's where it is already).

8 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

I hope Darrell and his rabble realise they spoilt this poor Sags evening

 

Just home in darkest Somerset and in a foul mood. Pretty awful performance against an Accrington side who were well up for it and deserved their win. Cancelled my evening out with the good lady and decided to stay at home. Will spend my evening looking out of the lounge window and shaking my fist and mouthing obscenities at the passers-by. I will feel better by Tuesday.

This was probably poated by Darrell himself.