Bazooka Joe

15 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

There has been a Bristol City in Bristol since 1897 , and a R*vers since 1899.
Bristol City have been a League club since 1901 , they joined in 1920.
These are some of the facts I threw at a mate recently when he played the 1982 card, funny enough it ended there.

Oh no! Not the 1982 card.

What a rubbish retort  - that's waste-ist !

13 hours ago, Swede said:

Looks like no new ground soon then.

So much for the sixth richest club blah blah

The gift that keeps on giving.

Another fire sale?

Don't all rush at once.

"Al Qadi the baddy" looks lumbered with this pig-in-a- poke.

6 hours ago, BS2 Red said:

Some shite about London not counting and that Sunderland is a different city.

Duh !   Wael I never!

What a revelation !

Que sera sera

Whatever will be, will be

They're going to Westerleigh.

Que sera sera.

What a pathetic bunch of losers. Last night showed the world what a dump of a ground they have, and a team of tramps led by a Dumpty of a manager.

Wouldn't be surprised to see Comic Relief trying to raise money for the poor, "disadvantaged" fools. They're much more needy than all those other deserving causes around the world.

19 hours ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

The most embarrassing post I’ve ever read on Gaschat and that’s saying something!

"Oh Please say you prefer Rovers, oh please say you love us more than City! Oh please, I'm begging you!"

19 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

osted at 65'

"Penalty missed! Bad penalty by Jonson Clarke-Harris (Bristol Rovers) left footed shot is too high. Jonson Clarke-Harris should be disappointed."    

What a shame.

Jonson in !

On 18/02/2019 at 14:25, BS3City said:

The Sag in charge of typing up their away support has had to knock it on the head due to the fact that the "00000" key on his keyboard is worn out.

There was some talk of investing in a replacement keyboard, however these things take time...

Corrected that for you.

Much more likely to be the case.

8 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Plenty of us left in Hanham

Let me guess.....40,000?

and, no doubt, all locked out of their homes,

On 10/02/2019 at 16:38, Red Right Hand said:

I just hope they don`t deduct them points the day before we play them. They`d be so fired  up.

Hopefully, it would totally deflate them.

30 minutes ago, Jim Davey said:

There's a lockout  on tipping point tonight apparently ,thinks his team are on the up 

Dozy Zak the Thick Sag gets every question wrong but one, and still manages to skulk away with £2,350.

He may be dumb, but he's now twice as rich as Wally Wael.

They have a new saviour.  Will he buy them some more garden-chairs and another tent? Will that leave enough to sign another striker too?

8 hours ago, Monkeh said:

not even a peep about the car leaving and being pelted on their forum,

 

They're worried about getting pelters for their pelters.

11 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

I’d cheerily amputate them. 

Presumably with a rusty, blunt scalpel - ouch !

1 hour ago, 54-46 said:

First it was the Shanta Fanta now charging for tap water

Wonder if they claim it’s from the spring that runs under their pitch?

Have they still got Boycie on their board? Just like the old Peckham Spring episode

 

Probably tasted like p*ss .

Hence  "Goodnight Urine" !

1 hour ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

I just love the fact that since their billionaire Chelsea-supporting owner took over, we’ve had four tremendous players on loan from Stamford Bridge!

And I also guffawed when Tammy joined us, one of their lot was bleating online that he ‘couldn’t believe Tammy Abraham chose us over them, especially as Wael must have lots of contacts at Chelsea..’ 

That was comedy gold in itself but seeing Dasilva, Kalas and Palmer follow in Tammy’s footsteps is making them spit feathers...but they won’t admit it mind...But, the Watney Cup....

Yeh, can't argue with the evidence.

He has some pretty useful contacts.

Short winning run comes to an abrupt end against Burton.

Looks like the wheels have fallen off the wagon for the jammy dodgers.

And Clough out-smarting Coughlan takes the biscuit.

34 minutes ago, myol'man said:

 Graham Coughlan went into the dressing room before taking his first training session, pointed at each and every player and shouted "you, you, you, you......... you, you, and you got him the sack, you should all be ashamed of yourselves"

 

.........and then they all took off their headphones

and said

"What d 'you say?"

He'll be glad he had six fingers on each hand to point out all them players.

On 24/12/2018 at 21:30, Numero Uno said:

I agree with them, you really do have to ask why the soon to be Barca of League 2 (again)/World Boob Cricket Champions are unable to secure a decent stadium.......and then after a second or two just get on with the rest of your day.

After all “tiny, rubbish clubs can manage it”..........it’s the respect they show these clubs that make them the most loved set of fans in the country

They don't need one of those; they'd be better off with a descent stadium.

5 hours ago, nebristolred said:

Let's not kid ourselves. He did very well at that club.

Yes he's on the brink of relegation with them again but they've had naff all investment which ultimately is why he's not there any longer.

Aw c'mon be fair now.  Wael has pumped £13 into the coffers, which is over half his entire fortune.

5 hours ago, myol'man said:

All hail King Darrell   

 

 

 

let's hope the next clown provides as much entertainment

Based on Dopey's shocked expression, I reckon the lecher lifting him up must have stuck his hand up Dopey's arse.

Either that, or the old lecher is having a sly fondle and caused Dopey to ejaculate.

Rumour has it (in other words I've just made this up) Noel Edmonds is odds-on to replace "Mr Blubby". 

13 minutes ago, Southstandoriginal said:

You must remember that any new sag manager has to live up to their great Watney cup triumph.  Obviously Cotts wouldn't be up to that...

What Knee Cup?

Couldn't resist winding up one of my Sag neighbours this morning.

He was bleating about how bad they were and, to add insult to injury, he said he got drenched despite being under cover.

I told him if I supported such a shite team, I'd go under cover too.

I thought the miserable wretch was going to burst into tears, so I gave him a pat on the back.

Never seen a guy almost swallow his dentures before.

53 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Is it on the red button?

I only ask, just so I can make sure I don't accidentally press it.

34 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

Why would sky waste the money to put it on the red button for approximately 0 people to watch it? 

It'll be on the Comedy Gold Channel.

On 21/10/2018 at 09:04, Selred said:

Just saw a pic on Twitter of all their fans locked outside the ground.....

The people have spoken

BREXIT means...

Bristol Rovers exit.

and it can't come soon enough.

On 21/10/2018 at 11:10, Super said:

First horses now dogs.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/police-dog-struck-glass-bottle-2131164

Its clear they are in a relegation dog-fight.