Bazooka Joe

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

This seems a familiar tale....

"My property contact" = A squatter.

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

This seems a familiar tale....

Undoubtedly accurate as liked by none other than Henbury Gas himself.

2 hours ago, paul_fox said:

Could any of these struggling teams merge? 

The thread title sugests that Bolton and Bury have merged.

18 hours ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Preliminary round

A preliminary round was necessary to reduce the number of teams by one, because of the extra UEFA Cup place awarded to newly relegated Ipswich Town through the Fair Play league.

Tie no	Home team	Score	Away team	Date
1	Bristol Rovers	0–2	Boston United	20 August 2002

 

Shamed and humiliated.

Cuckold Rovers.

13 minutes ago, Dogbert said:

The Theatre of Beans

Six-Finger Stadium.

52 minutes ago, phantom said:

I didn't realise but Ian Holloway is actually a really good painter !

No pun / joke - it is true. . 

Yeh, a genuine Picasso.

Smelly six- fingers.

3 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

His eyes reveal that his soul just died .

The look of utter despair and shame.

Looks like he's trying to tear that toilet rag apart.

and "True Blue" written in yellow ! What a bunch of losers.

12 minutes ago, Maesknoll Red said:

I went in this place on the A369 the other day and an attendant came out and filled the van up for me, it’s like going back in time...

 

Very enlightening.

Presume you'll be selling it all on EBay or at the Car Boot Sale.

20 hours ago, bcfc01 said:

They must be down to about 20 regular posters who dictate the agenda.

Its a forum on its knees.

Just like their football club 

Hello Blue Few 

Presumably with another 40,000 who have forgotten their passwords, locked out.

18 hours ago, BS3City said:

Gonna have to correct you Bazooka. The Sag Supremo has previously confirmed on Radio Bristol that it's Cock not Cough...

Thanks.

I tried using that pronunciation when I popped into Boots for some cough syrup this morning.

The assistant called me a coughy so-and-so and asked me to leave.

5 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

Quote from his Radio Bristol interview.

Coughlan said "I have had conversations with some fairly big name players. Finances will dictate what I can and can't do," Coughlan said. "I'm in for one or two, what people would call marquee signings, big players, big names. My fingers are crossed. I hope to use the old Irish patter, the Irish blarney on them. I've given them the pitch so fingers crossed."

 

I presume that's all six fingers Mr Cough-phlegm.

On 23/06/2019 at 00:37, myol'man said:

Last week R*vers were offered Ellis Harrison back for a season long loan, trouble was they would have to pay 50% of his wages & he's on £10k a week

If he was on a measly £10 a week, Rag Rovers would struggle to even afford that.

22 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

I think this is far more likely...

 

Hop it Irene - Peggy's the new girl in  town !

17 minutes ago, Roger Red Hat said:

Well, I've never seen a feather in a tricorn before. I wonder what that's for?

Perhaps to tickle your fancy!

3 hours ago, pongo88 said:

Yer Tis. It’s portable and can be used as a second Santa’s Grotto if required 

Surely this proves Wael really is a billionaire.

An opulent building in Kensington, such as this, would have cost him £10M. Especially as it has a security gate and a collection of exotic plants.

On 16/05/2019 at 13:04, Bristol Rob said:

Lunchtime look at Gaschat reveals they have an AGM date, so I guess the accounts are pending.

Guess the loss!

When their accounts are published, this is what happens next...

"Open the door Wally! We're re-possessing the tents and plastic chairs"

37 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

David Pipe, with the bottle on Park Street.

That's Cluelessdo

I reckon it's...

Irene, with her dirty knickers, in the bedroom.

2 hours ago, JamesBCFC said:

Have they filed accounts yet?

Your finger must have slipped when typing the word "filed".

The x  you meant to press is on the bottom row of your keyboard.

1 hour ago, myol'man said:

Be afraid, be very afraid. It's the famous Gas Hiding Squad

Christ! It's Henbury Gas's Army!

None of them look older than fifteen.

Either the landlord refused to serve them or they scraped together a few quid to share three (watered-down) shandies among themselves.

Ugly bunch of pimply-faced in-breds.

31 minutes ago, Gazred said:

Oh he's gone for sure. The owners will only be too keen to cash in. They'll be expecting 7 figures now.

They'll definitely get a seven-figure sum for him.

As they're so desperate, my guess is they'll accept £99,000.00.

When they post on our site

Cos their's is so shite

That's the Rovers

1 hour ago, bodin said:

It was with 20 minutes to go until the game started, I live 10 minutes from the Mem. 

You have my sympathy - the smell must be unbearable.

22 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Sags and paedophiles a match made in heaven

They consider themselves tb be the club with many nicknames.

I think you've just added "Paedos" to their list.

I'm sure they'll embrace it.

Well, I reckon they've had their "good run".

Now watch them implode and go spiralling down the table.

17 minutes ago, RedRaw said:

Yep, one big...very special, 'family'........................

 

(Walks away whistling the addams family theme tune)

 

Gotta be a fake account.

Everyone knows the genuine one says "Rovers born and inbred"