9 minutes ago, bert tann said:

I have a dream.

So, no longer seeing Irene in your dreams?

13 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Ahem, clears throat.....

'I never felt more like singin the blues' etc etc etc.

 

**** me, I almost forgot the words!

 

Sorry to disappoint you but I never felt more like singin the blues etc etc etc. ain't the right lyrics.

I'll give you a clue - its the "etc etc etc" bit that's wrong.

1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

What a great thread 

Their time is coming don’t you know? 

In your own time lads

 

Officer Barbrady - he's a club legend, don't you know?

Poor winless Woevers.

My heart bleeds for them.

And the inflated value of their mis-firing striker is plumetting further every game.

4 hours ago, bcfc01 said:

That looks good compared to pitches back in the day - first division game Derby v Wolves;

Muddy Hell ! Looks like the spuds are ready for harvesting.

At least Wimbledon were honest enough to name their ground Plough Lane, and Ipswich decided to be the Tractor Boys.

11 hours ago, WhistleHappy said:

Any truth that you volunteered to go in there undercover... ?     

(dont lie... we've got the pics!)  

 

Now I know why why some villains say "I'll come quietly officer"

17 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Since the scum won at Plymouth in their FA Cup replay, their results string has been:-

 

DLDLDLLLLDDLL

Bloody Lllllovely.

Looks like an advert for LIDL.

On 05/02/2020 at 12:55, BTRFTG said:

But if the ground does somehow materialise it's odds on we'll see a managerial return of the original "Fruity" himself

 

Peter Stringfellow on steroids?

Timmy Abraham?

Who next?

Alan Webster?

Nobby Reid?

John Bryan?

Alan Flint?

Marvin Pack?

Desperadoes !

1 hour ago, Nicki's soulmate said:

Yeah, in that pedestrianised bit, all walked up, "we're Man City", so what, they though we were all gonna run, we didn't 

They showed up to test our reputation after we had been featured on BBC News.

That same evening or a few nights later BBC News cited the 4 clubs with the largest "hooligan" problem as Millwall, Bristol City,  Chelsea, and Leeds.

2 hours ago, Monkeh said:

Atmosphere is down to the fans,

Cool.

2 hours ago, Monkeh said:

Atmosphere is down to the fans,

But they don't have any !

If Carlsberg did plummeting down the table.

18 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Middle-Eastern benefactor buys one bottle of shandy for his band of doting followers to share.

Overwhemed by such generosity, the in-breds chant " Messiah ! Messiah! " waving six-fingers and tent-pegs in the air.

All later rushed to A & E after drinking Wally's piss.

4 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:

Or balls deep in his mum's minge.

Perish the thought.

An image not suitable for the faint-hearted.

9 hours ago, bert tann said:

334

8 hours ago, sticks 1969 said:

You must be missing a digit Bert?

Although his moniker is Bert Tann, I'm sure he's not a six-fingered SAG.

On 22/12/2019 at 09:43, Gert Mare said:

DIY SOS....

Soon to be named the Wael-Shafted Stand.

9 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

I remember they had a mini pitch invasion when they got relegated. There wasn't enough of them to class it as a demonstration.

They invaded the pitch to celebrate.

They thought they'd won the game, but then slowly realised Mansfield had worn their away strip. Duh !

3 hours ago, myol'man said:

Child cruelty?

Poor kid must be traumatised

The reindeer are legless !  Hic !

The snowman looks like a fat Skeletor.

Still, there's always their famous Santa's Grotto for the little lad to look forward to.

29 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

A minor anecdote to pass on:

I asked a Plymouth supporting colleague, and season ticket holder who also goes to some away games with several mates, if he was going to their cup game against Rovers today.

He said that none of them were going because of how poor were the stand and facilities for away supporters and that they didn't intend going again until they heard that it had been significantly improved.

Having a bad ground is definitely costing them; though this is just one anecdote.

"Stands" and "facilities" ain't no better for the home(less) supporters.

The Council should just convert that dump into a local refuse amenity site.

6 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Oh I see what you have done there

Well considering we have only had 7000 home supporters once this season and that one section of the ground is closed on Sunday ( Yeah I know) my guess is that there will be around 4000 Rovers and 1500 Plymouth.

Are you telling us they can actually divide up that dilapidated dump into "sections"?

Talk about trying to big up dirty plastic chairs and moth-eaten tents.

Shrewsbury Town boss accuses Bristol Rovers of cheating

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/shrewsbury-town-boss-accuses-bristol-3572188

Not the first, and won't be the last.

27 minutes ago, myol'man said:

3 takeover bids on offer according to Points West tonight.

1; only if the fruit market site is a done deal.

2; unnamed American investor

3; another group which still includes the fake sheikh

1. Definitely a dumb deal.

2. Too ashamed to be named.

3. Oh for fake sheikh !

1 hour ago, Whitchurch1966 said:

Confirmed the Gas replay cup exit is on TV.

Minor amendment to your post.