Bazooka Joe

You'll find a hole puncher in most offices.

Presumably at the Tentorial Ground office they prefer a horse puncher.

Burton's negativity takes the biscuit.

No crumb of comfort in this result for me.

3 hours ago, adamski said:

Great to see that the SAGs have installed a new shelter in the away end too!

Won't be there for long if the predicted high winds hit this area,

Look at the size of the goal - its twice the size of that "stand"  - have they no shame?

So when the opposing fans now "take their end" - they can literally carry it away .................... and chuck it into the nearest dustbin

(oh sorry - that's where it is already!).

On 24/09/2017 at 20:58, Red_Nine said:

 

Christ! They've managed to construct an exact replica of the Tote End.

Great win.

Long may it continue.

1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally has just revealed the full extent of Plan B - it is not just curtains but new poles too, following an offer he couldn't refuse ...

Its curtains for the Woe-vers!

Woe, woe and thrice woe

Poor old Bristol Woe-vers.

7 hours ago, pride of the west said:

Evolution not revolution 

Demolition and waste disposal.

Recent form and results have been much better - Happy Phase!

3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

Hilarious !

What about the awesome "Tent End" and Dopey blubbing (saves money on pitch sprinklers!) when they got relegated from Division Two?

Good result - we need more of the same.

On 12/03/2017 at 11:58, Sergio Georgini said:

Can never take off his CV that he relegated a team to the conference. 

He deserves a Knighthood for that achievement.

Arise Sir Darrell!.....and leave that dog alone.

Is it time to change that old time favourite "One for the Bristol City" to "One for the Effin Future"

Stay sane by making light of our plight.

1 hour ago, Hartcliffe red said:

Take a look at @AwayDaysVideos's Tweet:

Yup, 2,000 of them set off from home alright giving it the billy big b*******s,

Unfortunately, 1,800 just ended up strolling furtively around Bristol hoping someone didn't notice them.

Nonetheless, somehow 50,000 ended up locked outside the ground.

And then the fairy tales started.

8 hours ago, Pirate said:

Soon two Bristol clubs in the Championship maybe?

Er, no, I don't think so,

Keep taking the pills.

19 hours ago, shelts said:

Fair play Gas winning today, I remember the days when we used to win!!

Those were the good old days.

5 hours ago, icegas said:

How do you know I never served 50 gasheads? Are you following me?  You don't know where I worked,  nor what area of bussiness this was in so it's pretty random to be scandalous and call me a liar. I've just done a recount and 50 would be a min number.Couldnt put names to all faces, but I know I'm telling the truth.

 

Scandalous? That's a bit rich! Careful you don't burst a blood vessel.

I think he's right to question how you knew they were Gash-heads.

Were they wearing scarves or shirts? Did they give you a secret handshake or do they walk around with one trouser leg rolled up?

Did you ask every customer that you served whether they were Gash?  Did you identify them by using your Gash-dar?

On the other hand, if you noticed they all had six fingers on each hand or if your business provides Care in the Community, you may well be telling the truth.

8 minutes ago, Kim_il_sung said:

L L L W L L L

L L L W L L L  - now that should seriously worry anyone in their right mind.

Meanwhile at the post-match conference at Ashton Gate after today's defeat.....

Messrs Ashton & Lansdown : "Fair enough Lee as you think "we're getting there" we're glad that we extended your contract........would you also like four transfer windows instead of the measly three?"

It all too cosy.

Stuff the carrot - its time to wave the big stick  - before its too late.

Millwall 4

Charlton 5

Chesterfield 6?

16 hours ago, The Joker said:

Wow

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/10668422/bristol-rovers-1-5-charlton

I love a good horror film..

1 hour ago, slartibartfast said:

That's what they used to wear when I first saw them in the mid 60's .

Yep me too. November 1966 -the first time that as a young 'un, I came across Millwall in the old East End.

To be fair, there was a good number of them. They tended to do a lot more singing than fighting and were therefore less of a menace in those days.

3 hours ago, Sergio Georgini said:

Only 1000 bothered to travel up, gutted it wasn't more 

and from the photo it appears only 300 or so made it into the ground

.... the other 200 melted away into the background and turned back home after a few Millwall nasties gave them the evil stare.

The discrepancy of the other 500 is best explained as just a figment of their imagination.

Ooooh! O'Neil shoots and.......

...it goes two miles over the bar.

Bar?

Ah yes, that reminds me, time to pop down the pub.

Gutless

and I never thought I'd see the day that a puny bunch like Brighton would out-sing us.

We need John Atyeo...

and we need to buck up in the second half or it could be embarrassing.