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Reminder- there are some people on this forum that watch City pass it round the back at walking pace and think that it’s ’playing like Pep’.

Steve- Time to sell and leave.

It’s absolute dross. I actively look forward to the games where the opposition are likely to dominate possession as watching us on the ball is just pure torture.

An Expected Goals in the last three games of 0.8, 0.4 and 0.8. We play boring football and barely create anything, nothing to do with missing chances. Every player at every club misses chances. Erling Haaland misses chances. Maybe one day we’ll successfully bore the opposition into submission.

Yawns per game is well up though tbf.

Yeah if we bin Max off and bring in Alisson we can start drawing 0-0 instead. How about scoring a goal? How about something exciting happening?

It’s just all so ******* boring. Doesn’t even wind me up anymore as I’m just so bored. Vanilla, grey, dull.

Lewis Gregory. Don’t really know how it’s going to work when due to his back issues he’s surely going to miss plenty of games.

Ah okay, fair enough, I didn’t see that so maybe I’m being unfair, certainly after other defeats (I think Norwich was the game I particularly noticed it) he’s gone straight down the tunnel.

Finding his habit of being front and centre after a good result and sneaking off down the tunnel after a bad result very irritating. Feel the comparisons with Lee Johnson are on the whole very unfair, but I’m afraid this behaviour is very Lee Johnson. Of course it’s ultimately completely irrelevant in regards to how good a football manager he is, but it’s still irritating nonetheless.

Just a perfectly good goalkeeper for the level we play at, and much better value for money than the guy he replaced. I remain really confused as to why this seems to be such a controversial view.

What a thoroughly enjoyable morning on the Great British Railway. Absolute shambles from start to finish.

My word.

Such a ******* great bloke.

This is incredible entertainment.

Dreading how many points Somerset are going to be deducted for this pitch in Cape Town.

Yeah let’s sack it off so we can can concentrate on our absolutely thrilling league season.

Tony Fawthrop literally never managed a game against Wolves, so no, I don’t remember that champ.

Been plenty of worse games, genuinely not sure there’s been any more boring though. Cant think I’ve ever seen City concede last minute and been less bothered, was just so utterly bored and waiting to go home.

I’m not ‘low’ after that. Just really ******* bored.

I really wish people would stop pretending that Man City roll the ball along the back at walking pace. Thats just us, that’s what we do.

Torturously boring football, I’m taking a Wisden to the next home hame to keep myself amused. Mind numbing rubbish.

Will this new period in our history include a shot on target?

About four and a half. Ridiculously.