Maesknoll Red

The reason why there are no agony uncles......

Dear Phil,

I am a 42 yr old mother. 
I left for work but after a mile or so, my car broke down. 
I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found our babysitter handcuffed to the bed in a school uniform, sucking my husbands cock. 
I am devastated! 
Can you help?



Dear Pam, 
a common cause for this, is dirt in your carburettor. 
Don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank in future. 
Hope this helps.

Phil

2 minutes ago, EstoniaTallinnRed said:

I don't think SL will allow a slip into L1, with all the money he has spent on players and AG.

Not sure he'll have a say in it if the slide gets any steeper.....

8 hours ago, Malago said:

Those three new players:

Vladimir, Estragon and Godot, if he every bl00dy turns up.

Now some football matches have become as banal and repetitive as SB's play, maybe there is some connection.......

3 minutes ago, Doozerchris said:

It did last season .

After a change of Manager........

3 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said:

Yes mate and I'm one of those fans but don't feel the need to panic at every negative result. If you are a city fan of so many years you will know things can change a number of times over the course of a season. 

Nice optimism, but at this stage of the season, things have rarely changed for the better, hopefully this season will buck the trend.

4 minutes ago, robintherobin said:

The Huddersfield supporters booing every single decision that doesn't go their way doesn't help either.

A bit of hostility at AG wouldn't go amiss......

3 minutes ago, cityexile said:

I suppose the ref decided it was not deliberate. In which case a yellow is right. Having said that, I think it was, so really lucky in my book.

If it wasn't deliberate, is it a card at all?

Cheating bastards, clear dive

They are certainly good at the amateur dramatics

Huddersfield must wonder how it's only 1-0, men against boys so far

We look very narrow in defence, cut open pretty easily for that goal 

That is a very disturbing image ^^^^^^^^^

44 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said:

Or let the dog have it.

I have a dog that bursts every football he ever comes into contact with, within 5 seconds, I'm sure he'll happily deflate that shite.

2 hours ago, phantom said:

More than we are doing 

It's not bloody Christmas yet.....

5 hours ago, phantom said:

Try not to laugh out loud when you read this !

 

How quickly they forget, the image of the stall at UWE will remain as a lasting reminder of the constant 'inept amateur' status........

Oh my, they are going to have to be careful if Finn's Law gets passed and support for it is gathering momentum.......

Good game to nick 1-0

20 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

No. I'm not greedy. Two at a time were quite enough. 

Susan Boyle and Ann Widdecombe......... just wondering 

1 hour ago, Smaller than a flea said:

I don't think we'll get promoted this season. We've been lucky coming from a goal behind too many times for the trend to continue.

But it's all going well so far. One point off the playoffs. Who knows?

Here's a genuine question for you.

If City don't get promotion, would you possibly like the prospect that Rovers could go up, and next year look forward to two of the biggest clashes we've had in 100 years, or do you just want them to stay in the lower league and frick off?

Here's a genuine answer.

I'd be more than happy to see you go out of business and there be one team in Bristol.  

Hopefully Lee and the players will learn from tonight and kick on, Cardiff pressed and hassled, we couldn't cope with it, not one City player got any space, nor did we use the ball well.  Warnock had them fired up and they did the job they had to, we should have been better prepared for what we all expected, a tough, niggly, physical game.

1 minute ago, RedM said:

Foul after foul after foul, blind Red. Cardiff disrupted our rhythm but I'd rather lose and play good football than be managed by Warnock and his 'brand'

If we were 2nd bottom and he came in and turned it round, then I'd be happy.  He can only work with what he has got and so far he has hassled and frustrated us out of our game.

Not playing well, not getting the bounce of the ball and some poor decisions..... 

1 minute ago, Super said:

That corner just summed it up.

Piss poor, just not in it.

1 minute ago, Fordy62 said:

Sol Bamba is having a stormer. 

He bloody would...... not sure being able to sign players outside of the window is within the spirit of the window system

Scrappy, we just aren't coping with Cardiff's continual pressing