Port Said Red

Did they say it was the first time a team have conceded 550 or more in the first innings and won? There were so many other records being related, I wasn't sure if that was one of them.

Stokes says "remember me?"

Do teams not use runners anymore?

Machismo - Gomez

I do like Private Eye's ability to turn a story on it's head.

They must have been otherwise engaged because they seem to be everywhere lately, they were at Upfest and Love is all Around.

Not in the short term, but a spread of the risk on the football side might allow SL to push on with the ground development which in turn will increase revenues.

Oh Jimmy Jimmy.

I don't think they cared much this morning, 15 ahead or 15 behind is neither here nor there, the important thing was getting Jimmy on in cloudy conditions.

Cloudbusting - Kate Bush

Glos get their first 5 batting points of the season. Kent's YouTube coverage is even worse than Glos's by the way, you can't see the ball once it leaves the wicket.

Well done Downsy, hope it goes well for him. I always think it's strange that the demographic of this board think his role is aimed at them when it's clearly not. I think anyone trying to entertain people ranged from 5 to 105 are always going to find certain groups difficult to please.

Hunger of the Pine - alt-J

I really enjoyed it, every year it seems to get more like a football match than a celeb fest. If you were able to, I am sure every one of us would love the opportunity to play alongside and against some of the great names of football, some of them look like they really belong out there. David James made an amazing save from Usain Bolt (there's a sentence you never thought you would write} but he had no chance with the penalty. The lad from USA Noah Beck scored it and looked like he could have been one of the ex pro's, I think they said he had played for or had trials with Real Salt Lake? Good fun and a good amount of money raised.

Even better you mean? After all he did score a lot of runs while he was captain.

The young Price brothers are batting together well for Glos. Does make following it on the ESPN app a bit difficult though.

Or we could leave him where he is and let him learn how to play in that position. That seems to be the way the Management are thinking.

Not just this season though is it? I seem to remember they were having issues with them last season too?

The People Who Grinned Themselves to Death - The Housemartins

Gordon's son?

And yet the glaring evidence from successive and numerous posts, shows that you are obsessed with at least one former Manager and regularly pop up on threads about former players to tell everyone how little you care. To quote Queen Gertrude "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

You wouldn't know unless you spotted the reference to Lee Bowyer.