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On 18/09/2023 at 07:56, Full nelson said:

That headbutt!! Needs to look at this guy.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxTqmqvxNhh/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==

What about this one?

22 hours ago, Barrs Court Red said:

I can’t be the only one….

You're not, i'm a die hard Star Wars fan

Finding these series great and very intriguing but having to ask my sons about certain things.

Love the space whales in this

W@ nker

On 18/09/2023 at 07:56, Full nelson said:

That headbutt!! Needs to look at this guy.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxTqmqvxNhh/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==

Nah this one

Nothing wrong with that!

Enjoy

Meet the Millwall fans in this picture. Because I know you want to know who they are. Allow me to introduce you.

Colin, 52. Started going to Millwall a few years ago as part of a midlife crisis. Doesn't know what he fears most between His wife and privately-educated kids finding out he goes Millwall or his fellow fans finding out he runs a vegan cafe and bookshop and votes Green Party.

Big Den, 51. Cheeky chappie London cab driver. Heart of gold, do anything for anyone, never pushes in the Kings Cross rank because it's against the code. Thinks the channel migrants should be rounded up and gassed.

Carl 37. Once pushed an away fan outside the tube station before ducking behind his mate. Still spins it down the boozer that he wrote off half of Charlton's mob forgetting that everyone he's telling the story to was there and saw it all. Hasn't had a real punch up since year 7

Pete 52. Quietly fancies himself the top lad. Jokes that his best days are behind him. Shadow boxes in the mirror before setting off to the game. Thickens his cockney accent at weekends to hide the fact that he's a deputy headteacher at a prep school. Divorced.

Maurice 57. Mysterious and vaguely threatening quiet man. Rumours among the lads that he's an armed blagger who was best mates with the Krays and did 30 years in Belmarsh. He allows them to think this.

Only conviction was for non payment of TV Licence Lives with his elderly mum.

Ronnie, 58. He actually tells people he was an armed blagger and did 30 years in Belmarsh and was best mates with Reggie Kray.

Train cleaner at a TFL depot. Suspended sentence for voyeurism.

Derek 61. Retired plumber. Fancies himself a man of the world. Has a story from every country you've been to. Books him and the wife into the same self-catering apartment in Benidorm EVERY year.. Sings"Dirty Old Town" on karaoke every chance he gets.

Watching the subs keep warm is more interesting than the game, shockingly cr@p

Anyone seen this on Instagram?

I find it quite disturbing, look at his eyes, something's not right with him.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxGlSJSPT1l/

I can see trouble ahead!!

23 hours ago, Northern Red said:

He's also reportedly getting $500k (about £430k) whenever he posts something on social media to promote Saudi as the place to be.

The league is a complete joke

Never knew that!!

Sorry it's not 2023

Matt Millen punching the Patriots GM (and owner's son) Patrick Sullivan, only found this out today!

https://deadspin.com/history-lesson-the-time-matt-millen-punched-the-patrio-5901978

Warning vid is safe for work but not nice viewing

Deliberate? 
 

8 minutes ago, ralphindevon said:

Yes I’ve heard that said a number of times. We’ll have to wait to find out and it would be great to have another Kiesy v Buttler situation but I think we should wait and see first.

Its not unheard of for a top sportsman to say he has a more talented sibling that hasn’t made it for whatever reason.

I’m just waiting for the next Hundred withdrawal and Rew to get called up. I know he’s not the biggest hitter out there but there’s nobody in better form and he’s certainly no slouch. 

I've stood in games with both of them playing for Kings and Taunton St Andrews.

It's fantastic watching close up, one game last season, Tom came up to his capt at the end of the over and said 'i can reverse sweep this bowler over the pavilion' capt says 'just play sensibly'  no guessing what happened next ball

4 minutes ago, ralphindevon said:

From where? I  traveled back from watching the Friday’s test yesterday from London but the last train back was 13.00.

You do know it’s a day nighter, so I’m thinking unlikely.

Weston

@phantom any ideas?

Any train strike gurus on here?

I have hospitality booked for the One Day Cup on Friday, which is a strike day.

Am I just better off forgetting the trains on Friday or is there a chance there'll be a train there and back?

BTW i'm also a trade union member for nearly 40yrs, I have no issue with the strikes.

37 minutes ago, ralphindevon said:

Rew to the rescue, he’s Somerset’s equivalent of Alex Scott.

Rew is a few months younger and probably won’t get transferred for £25m but is certainly on his way to the top. 

His younger brother is better and is also a wicket keeper, which i can see causing Somerset an issue in a few years time.

52 minutes ago, DolmanGaz said:

Getting fed up with the inane, yank inspired, moronic shout outs after every tee shot.

Watching PGA events as a kid and hearing the occasional "you the man!" was a novelty. Hearing dipshits screaming out meaningless phrases after every tee shot has to stop.

As shooter once said " damn you people... this is golf. Not a rock concert. Get back to your shanties"

'mashed potato' 'beans on toast' I heard yesterday wtf

Today's TMS schedule

On 19/07/2023 at 17:24, ralphindevon said:

Anybody on here clued up on the Somerset 2nds?

In the current game v Hants I see Ben Green got a ton, unlucky not to have played in the first team this season I think. Also the forgotten man Lewis Goldsworthy got 95.

But what I want to know is who is the H Passenger who got 4 wickets, when Ogborne and Leonard got none?

And I don’t remember seeing Michael Vaughan’s boy Archie playing any second 11 this season, anyone know how he’s doing? 

Never mind about Archie, his dad is playing for Claverham CC today

1 minute ago, ralphindevon said:

Cheers for that. Ah spin, that’s why he was so successful when the more experienced seamers were wicket less.

One to watch out for, must be young as he’s batting 11 as an all rounder. Wicket less in the second innings as are the seamers but 3 for Goldsworthy 

Ollie Heard is another one in that team at the moment, very capable bowler when he gets his radar on, hopefully that'll come soon. I've been in games where he's bowled 10+ ball overs!!

On 19/07/2023 at 17:24, ralphindevon said:

Anybody on here clued up on the Somerset 2nds?

In the current game v Hants I see Ben Green got a ton, unlucky not to have played in the first team this season I think. Also the forgotten man Lewis Goldsworthy got 95.

But what I want to know is who is the H Passenger who got 4 wickets, when Ogborne and Leonard got none?

And I don’t remember seeing Michael Vaughan’s boy Archie playing any second 11 this season, anyone know how he’s doing? 

Harry Passenger, just left Kings in Taunton, all rounder who bowls spin.