Major Isewater

City need to get another goal as we haven't kept a clean sheet this season

Dare i say "first time for everything" glances nervously at the scoreline;

Could this be the day that the opposition feel hard done by ?

johnson clarke-harris into the book for diving. cheating little a-rab.

how many Oldham fans have his name on their shirts i wonder ?

Polite applause - which he returned ...

sideways ,no doubt 

You have to use Google translate

not if you speak swedish you don't !

Good half, definately think we will need a second goal as Oldham look a real threat when attacking.

At least 2 more for another JET hatrick ;bring it on 

anyone know if we have even had a shot yet?

Earth calling RISK77, we have a problem  

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

how rude   interrupting our forum with a JET goal 

Like the sound of that. While on the subject of the universe and all that sort of thing has anyone ever wondered why we 'apparently' managed to land on the moon in a 'ford anglia' at 240,000 miles away and ever since we have not been any further into space than 450 miles in a Jag equivalent. I am convinced we have never actually landed on the Moon. Just saying like.

You have n't perhaps but i was n't all that impressed and the lunar beer had no taste 

I'm on my third

you must be almost as rich as Steve Lansdown,three beers , wow

They are playing right into our hands,open flowing football,We'll wait until they score a couple and then we'll strike 

be afraid Oldham,be very afraid

still 0-0 here in China.. have i missed something?

in France it's 3-0 city but this is an alternative universe !

The goal  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEGxVmSlmo

thank you for that ,Have a beer !

I always found Iceland quite cheap, great selection of frozen foods.

someone had to go there 

Expensive I trust?

I'm fortunate enough to be here with a mate who's paid Swiss wages and understands the issue!

Does he drive a Swiss Rolls ?

Ever been to Sweden?

This is n't Meetic ,take it outside 

It's very quiet in here today. Only 5 minutes to go.

was thinking the same thing ,is everyone at the Gate ? 

Make some noise !

a match thread that begins with the teams - you, sir, i appluad

and you sir you're spilling is mognaficent    

Based on some of the fans who have thrown their toys out of the pram within the last week or so am not sure about line number 4.

number 4 can be sorted      

just give me names on a stamped adressed envelope to 

The Grim Reaper,

Ashton Vale

weddings,christenings and Bah mitzvahs.

Special discounts for groups.

Why wait give me a call.

A service to DIE for !

We are not talking about police-murderer Dale Cregan with a grenade and a bolthole in Spain here. These are some local people who presumably overstepped the mark at a local football game.

Why did they not just write to them and ask them to arrange a date to come in to their local station for an interview?

I hope they get a serious grilling from the local media for this pointless circus and whichever senior officer that sanctioned this gets disciplined.

You are assuming they can read !

Do the Gas have to copy everything we do?

Desert training for the squaddies about to leave for the middle east.

Sargent " ok lads ,you are in the desert and out of water,you come across an abandoned vehicule,this could save your life but how?

"Jones"

"Well Sir ,i'd empty the water from the radiator and drink the condensation water that is pure"

"Excellent reply,Parker "

"Well sir,i'd strip the seats and use the material to make a protection from the sun "

"Another excellent reply,well done Parker.Kelly"

"Well sir,i'd take off the door"

"The door ? Why ?"

"Well sir,If it got hot i could wind the window down"