Major Isewater

We better sign Rumplestiltskin.

Missing by action.

Hairlairious.

I didn’t watch the match ( I was washing my hair) but cold hard stats don’t point to a hammering. Just to add that , curiously , after more than fifty years loving this club.I don’t really care anymore. I am thoroughly peed off with the club . I have dropped Robin’s TV . Rarely listen to the interviews or watch the highlights. They have killed the little enjoyment that I got from supporting this team.

TBF the stats are not bad. It’s just the result .

What to do at 2 nil down.

Is that Tinnion?

Sell more kit.

The kid’s got no ambition.

How about this beauty I saw in New York. I just peed in my trousers as it took too long too decide which facility to use. I don’t collect toilet sign photos by the way , contrary to the evidence.

Trendy signs for toilets that aren’t clear and leave you uncertain when you enter. ( sorry about that ladies !) What’s wrong with male or female or ladies and gents ? Here is an actual sign. Which one are you ?

He hasn’t got to that chapter yet .

Scared their careers will be ruined.

But which week ?

It was at last some truth from the top. My club you peasants. I’ll do what I like with it , from afar of course.

It gets harder every day.

I am not quite sure if she’s imitating stabbing someone or giving a hand job to the invisible man.

I think Tinnion should have stayed where he was in a bullet proof position at the club where he was doing a decent job. The fact that he’s responsible for the tasks he has now is equivalent to a cleaner at the hospital being promoted to surgeon because he’s been there thirty years.

All this means less pressure on the club to buy the ‘ big number 9’ . They will probably bring him into the squad next season and break him.

I didn’t know that.

A job in comms awaits you Sir.

Totalitarian states. Big Brother . Lying and doing it often enough that people finally believe it as the truth.