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It’s a bit ‘Big Tone ‘ your match report !

Blige , a plumber ? With his knees? The only profession worse than that for knees would be a carpet fitter.

Perhaps Manning is doing someone a favour with this signing ( his old contacts) . I can imagine ‘ Hi Liam, we’ve got this kid whose career has stalled in Belgium but who seemed promising at Man City U21’s. Could you take him on and see if you can get a tune out of him ? . ‘

It’s the fact that , once again, just when we dare to dream the club kick us in the nuts again. Bristol City have been doing this since forever with one or two exceptional seasons. Apart from the magnificent Cott’s team where we blew everyone away even when we’re successful we blow it . Selling Goater and going up in second in stead of Champions , Play off failures , we even managed to be second in the league and runners up in the FA cup . It is just depressingly familiar territory.

Hang on , before the match people were saying what an excellent bench we had. Praising Manning for his intelligent player rotations. So which is it?

Not driving I suppose ?

That impresses me and you can still type.

You have so gone down in my estimation Mr Fevs.

So Bristol City.Staff and players come and go but nothing changes .

ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID.

Is he living up to his name ?

Guess I picked the wrong time to give up Mateus Rose.

What ? Not keeping our emotions in check?

It’s as though when there’s a danger of something special happening someone says ease off lads.

Pernod and black .

I’m off for a half time pint of Watney’s Red Barrel and some Big D peanuts.

But I like it.

No competition ‘ splash it all over ‘.

I might just light up a Castella.

Glass of Blue Nun.

Oh no , Sammy’s hammy! WTF .

Living the dream.

Source ?

I doubt we’ll be celebrating that !

In fact what he said , which was evidently muffled by the wind , was ‘ the lads are in the showers, they need you and they’re longing for you’ .