Gert Mare

And still below the "Shit" I see........

How many Tillsons?

Club News Memorial Stadium Condemned Today and Tomorrow 3 Hours ago 343 views The Memorial Stadium will be condemned from Midday today and all of tomorrow due to severe weather bringing the possibility of vast improvements. The Club Shop will remain closed on Saturday morning also as money has gone missing again. Literally thousands of supporters are expected to be locked out. There is a chance that Santas Grotto will open to cash in on the freak weather conditions. Fans are encouraged to come and use the pitch as a make shift ice rink. It's expected to be the only entertaining thing on the pitch for the remainder of 2018. The tents are expected to gather a lot of snow on the roofs and collapse, breaking hundreds of white plastic patio chairs. By the time the snow thaws there will be no grass left at all, just a brown muddy mess which will no doubt lead to more racist remarks from the prowed fan base who are held in deep affection by everyone in England except gurt Teds. Wally will be returning from Jordan next week where it is hoped that his radiant smile will melt the snow just as it has melted the hearts of the faithful and true.

Wonderful scenes....At least when we sing "And now you're gonna believe us" people actually believe us, unlike their embarrassing premature pitch invasion at Wycombe, and singing about the shit going down when LJ took over from Cotts, only for us to stay up. There really is only one gift and OTIB.

Or a fancy new watch? Hmmmm, watch it is then!

They were going to hire in some heaters themselves, but there are a lot of things to discuss. Project managers are being looked at. These things take time....

Stock car racing is on instead apparently, reliant robins.....No-one is going, mass boycott.

Even if the game is called off the fans will stay there for hours drooling over Wally in the warmth of his directors box. "Wally, speak to us, we are so prowed, faithful and true"......"Ok, ok, these things....you see.....well.....they take time". "Yay! You are so nice Wally. Who needs money?"

Yeah it was, but who cares because they've got Wally and he is sooooooooooooo nice!

'Snigger' You said 1982 'snigger' 'snigger'

Bristol Rovers have just announced that Football Manager 2018 is going to be available for all 8.5k + 20k + 46k of their fan base. The play by mail details are in the post.....2nd class.

FLYING CIRCUS!!!!!!!

It ain't bad when there are literally 20,000 fighting to get in!!!

Frequent Caressing

Meanwhile over at the family club of loveliness the love-in is in full swing.......

Nothing new, no concrete plans discussed, no mention of the BB money, evolution, you'll hear sometime in the future but we can't say when......but in the words of Stevie Wonder "Isn't Wael lovely? Isn't Wael wonderful?"

Just goes to show how far 12 inches of personality will go....haha. Looks like the lovely lovely Wally possesses the same qualities. He is such a lovely bloke mind. Did you know that the club can't go into detail about things that are happening behind the scenes for top secret reasons and all will become clearer sometime in the future but obviously as you know these things take time, but the way Wally delivers these words is just so lovely. Fans can simply forget all their troubles when the Messiah speaks. My god he is lovely, so lovely. What a lovely bloke!

Just goes to prove what a lovely bloke Wally is!

He is lovely mind. We all know that Hani holds the purse strings and detests football and has refused to spend any more money on the Sags. However, Wally is such a nice bloke who genuinely loves Chelsea and who clearly has an interest in football and who has zero money to spend on the Sags, but who has carte blanche to go and stand on the terraces to offer reassuring cuddles and smiles to the desperately insecure terrace lepers. How nice is that? Where else can you find someone with absolutely no influence when it comes to club spending prepared to stand alongside regular ginger fans in the tents, flash his watch occasionally and celebrate the odd goal like he actually gives a shit? What a top bloke. He can take my wife and my kids if he wants.

Forget Darrell Clarkes contract the main focus is all on what a lovely bloke Wally is. Over on Asschat Henbury Gas has even managed to dribble a bit of juice usually only available for re-runs of that Rickie Lambert goal or the Windass wonder goal. The levels of enthusiasm and excitement over absolutely nothing concrete about anything goes beyond delusional. It is mind blowing to see how over the top they are when all they have been fed is the same old shite that was brought up 3 or 4 months ago. Don't they even think to question anything? How top secret is all this behind the scenes stuff at Prowed Park FFS? It's hardly in the interests of National Security or anything like that?! How come no other clubs adopt this secretive cloak and dagger approach? There must be something in the water in Kingswood for that lot to act like they have brains like goldfish. So, they've been looking at Project Managers for redeveloping the Mem. Well they should stop staring and bloody employ some of them! They have bought a piece of ground with some old goalmouths on it and have had a war over building a fence - apart from that sweet FA. Darrell got the players he wanted - obviously within the Poundland budget, so where has the BB money gone?????? What a bunch of lemmings! Oh, but how nice is Wally? Lovely bloke! Dear oh dear oh dear.

They are all over it like Stuart Sinclair delving into a bin outside McDonalds. Nothing is happening at all and there are no concrete updates as these things take a considerable amount of time, however, the less that happens the lovelier and lovelier Wally gets. He gets more lovely every time. What a lovely bloke. Rovers are going down the toilet but who cares? Wally is lovely. Quick, let's all go down Gloucester Road with him held high on our shoulders. Who needs a football club when you have got a lovely lovely lovely Wally? Wally, lovely bloke. Lovely. Let's have a Wally love-in..... How lovely is Wally? Lovely bloke.

As Shirley Bassey would say to Wally.........HEY BIG SPENDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Yeah I agree, but his final pass had gone missing for about 25 minutes before that.